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By *hotographer 30 OP   Man  over a year ago

rochdale

why can't someone invent a drink friendly door so when you come home after a nite out it will let you in .key hole looks like a dart board. perhaps a breatheraliser on it you breath in it says you had a good nite then let's you in. also which non drinker made mouthwash and radox same color. whilst on a role a clock that works when d*unk they must all stop workin when partner says and what time did you get in last nite .notice word partner swerved that male dinosaur pig that I am . rant over for mo .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always good to pause before typing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Always good to pause before typing "

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My clock stopped working ages ago.

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By *hotographer 30 OP   Man  over a year ago

rochdale

hard to when drink and drivein

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A breathalyser on a keyboard would be a great invention

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By *ransGuyTV/TS  over a year ago

Cardiff

Or maybe just not drink so much that people have to invent pointless things to help you when you barely have control of your body or what you are doing? Just a thought.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple  over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"hard to when drink and drivein"

If that's supposed to be funny, it's not.

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By *essandpatCouple  over a year ago

chester

Invent a watch that when you swipe it against the door it unlocks the door changes all the clocks back to midnight so your not in trouble when you get in at 5 in the morning lol x

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By *hotographer 30 OP   Man  over a year ago

rochdale

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Always good to pause before typing

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how about blocking the send button when pissed - so you can write it all down and get it out of your system but thats your lot

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By *hotographer 30 OP   Man  over a year ago

rochdale

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