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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here " I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! | |||
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"I can swiff." But can you swiff swiftly...better still can you say it | |||
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"I can swiff." Yes..we had heard! | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! " Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet " No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... " Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around " We can soon find you one, my quest is to get you dancing! | |||
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"I only swiff after a bottle or two of red..." Yeah but..mind you don't fall over! | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around We can soon find you one, my quest is to get you dancing! " Maybe by (part 20) | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around We can soon find you one, my quest is to get you dancing! Maybe by (part 20) " Haha...I'm very persuasive | |||
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"I only swiff after a bottle or two of red..." Yep I love cherryade too | |||
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"I can swiff. But can you swiff swiftly...better still can you say it " I can swiff swiftly like Taylor. | |||
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"Hello Mistress I genuinely haven't watched any tv for almost a year, I never liked the unmentionable but the ex did, the only good thing was the Brucey Bonus, bless him" No that's a big bloody lie...I'm a tv and you've bloody watched me | |||
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"Hello Mistress I genuinely haven't watched any tv for almost a year, I never liked the unmentionable but the ex did, the only good thing was the Brucey Bonus, bless him" And thats a whole different program | |||
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"I can swiff. But can you swiff swiftly...better still can you say it I can swiff swiftly like Taylor." Well I couldn't say it then you've added swift to it I'm buggering off to bed..n night all | |||
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"I can swiff. But can you swiff swiftly...better still can you say it I can swiff swiftly like Taylor. Well I couldn't say it then you've added swift to it I'm buggering off to bed..n night all" Na night...sweet dreams. xx | |||
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"Hello Mistress I genuinely haven't watched any tv for almost a year, I never liked the unmentionable but the ex did, the only good thing was the Brucey Bonus, bless him No that's a big bloody lie...I'm a tv and you've bloody watched me " Not strictly true (pardon the pun) more like had on in the back ground (not a pun) | |||
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"My dancing is almost as good as my love life " So not great then? | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around " I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas | |||
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"My dancing is almost as good as my love life So not great then? " Shots Fired! | |||
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"My dancing is almost as good as my love life So not great then? " I was being subtle | |||
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"Don't like any luvvie type programmes, nor poncey dancing so I may take refuge in this thread " Your always welcome here | |||
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"Don't like any luvvie type programmes, nor poncey dancing so I may take refuge in this thread Your always welcome here " Excellent ... thanx | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... " I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. " I'll let you teach me eh | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh " Oh goody. | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas " Do they do designer ones in that charity shop? | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh Oh goody. " You can also learn me the swivel swiftly but not with Taylor Swift | |||
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"You can count me out of Dancing. A Dance School teacher once said of my dancing abilities, "even if we spent 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week for the next 100 years, you'd still only be less than 1% proficient. You can't dance at all!" Suits me! " Your in | |||
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"My dancing is almost as good as my love life So not great then? " Dunno about him but hey things are looking good here | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh Oh goody. You can also learn me the swivel swiftly but not with Taylor Swift " Oh no, three's a crowd! | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh Oh goody. You can also learn me the swivel swiftly but not with Taylor Swift Oh no, three's a crowd!" Don't worry Taylor isn't coming....but you will | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas Do they do designer ones in that charity shop? " How the feck should I know! Knock-offs probably Do you have a taste in handbags? | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas Do they do designer ones in that charity shop? How the feck should I know! Knock-offs probably Do you have a taste in handbags? " Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it? But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas Do they do designer ones in that charity shop? How the feck should I know! Knock-offs probably Do you have a taste in handbags? Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it? But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat " I shall look for something suitably tasteful | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas Do they do designer ones in that charity shop? How the feck should I know! Knock-offs probably Do you have a taste in handbags? Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it? But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat I shall look for something suitably tasteful " Red would be nice | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas Do they do designer ones in that charity shop? How the feck should I know! Knock-offs probably Do you have a taste in handbags? Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it? But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat I shall look for something suitably tasteful Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice " EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas Do they do designer ones in that charity shop? How the feck should I know! Knock-offs probably Do you have a taste in handbags? Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it? But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat I shall look for something suitably tasteful Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran " Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas Do they do designer ones in that charity shop? How the feck should I know! Knock-offs probably Do you have a taste in handbags? Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it? But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat I shall look for something suitably tasteful Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one " You didn't notice the edit i made then? New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas Do they do designer ones in that charity shop? How the feck should I know! Knock-offs probably Do you have a taste in handbags? Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it? But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat I shall look for something suitably tasteful Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one You didn't notice the edit i made then? New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you " Twat...another one trying to dance me up the garden path Your barred | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas Do they do designer ones in that charity shop? How the feck should I know! Knock-offs probably Do you have a taste in handbags? Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it? But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat I shall look for something suitably tasteful Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one You didn't notice the edit i made then? New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you Twat...another one trying to dance me up the garden path Your barred " God no! I don't do dancing Last time I tried somebody thought I was having a seizure | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas Do they do designer ones in that charity shop? How the feck should I know! Knock-offs probably Do you have a taste in handbags? Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it? But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat I shall look for something suitably tasteful Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one You didn't notice the edit i made then? New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you Twat...another one trying to dance me up the garden path Your barred God no! I don't do dancing Last time I tried somebody thought I was having a seizure " Ok I'll relent and let you back....see it can happen | |||
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"My dancing is almost as good as my love life So not great then? I was being subtle " | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. " Mmm...me too | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh " OI! I want to teach you! | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. Mmm...me too " And there's you trying to turn me into a wimp | |||
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"My dancing is almost as good as my love life So not great then? Dunno about him but hey things are looking good here " | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! " The more the merrier | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas Do they do designer ones in that charity shop? How the feck should I know! Knock-offs probably Do you have a taste in handbags? Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it? But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat I shall look for something suitably tasteful Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one You didn't notice the edit i made then? New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you Twat...another one trying to dance me up the garden path Your barred God no! I don't do dancing Last time I tried somebody thought I was having a seizure " Haha! | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. Mmm...me too And there's you trying to turn me into a wimp " Not possible! | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier " | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier " I know your game your trying to fill this and get to bloody part 20 | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier I know your game your trying to fill this and get to bloody part 20 " Haha!...you know me so well! I'm just sending you one over, who has infiltrated into the 'dancers only' thread! | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier I know your game your trying to fill this and get to bloody part 20 Haha!...you know me so well! I'm just sending you one over, who has infiltrated into the 'dancers only' thread! " I got a pm to tell me....as you know I would never look in that thread Good recruiting | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier I know your game your trying to fill this and get to bloody part 20 Haha!...you know me so well! I'm just sending you one over, who has infiltrated into the 'dancers only' thread! I got a pm to tell me....as you know I would never look in that thread Good recruiting " I bet you've peeped... Keep your hands of my members, I don't want them moving over to the dark side | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier I know your game your trying to fill this and get to bloody part 20 Haha!...you know me so well! I'm just sending you one over, who has infiltrated into the 'dancers only' thread! I got a pm to tell me....as you know I would never look in that thread Good recruiting I bet you've peeped... Keep your hands of my members, I don't want them moving over to the dark side " Now would I do that All are welcome here even that one I had to issue a temporary suspension to | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas Do they do designer ones in that charity shop? How the feck should I know! Knock-offs probably Do you have a taste in handbags? Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it? But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat I shall look for something suitably tasteful Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one You didn't notice the edit i made then? New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you Twat...another one trying to dance me up the garden path Your barred God no! I don't do dancing Last time I tried somebody thought I was having a seizure Ok I'll relent and let you back....see it can happen " Thank you, even tho it only saying it for a free handbag | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas Do they do designer ones in that charity shop? How the feck should I know! Knock-offs probably Do you have a taste in handbags? Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it? But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat I shall look for something suitably tasteful Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one You didn't notice the edit i made then? New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you Twat...another one trying to dance me up the garden path Your barred God no! I don't do dancing Last time I tried somebody thought I was having a seizure Ok I'll relent and let you back....see it can happen Thank you, even tho it only saying it for a free handbag " Off course | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier " Definitely, do join us. | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas Do they do designer ones in that charity shop? How the feck should I know! Knock-offs probably Do you have a taste in handbags? Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it? But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat I shall look for something suitably tasteful Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one You didn't notice the edit i made then? New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you Twat...another one trying to dance me up the garden path Your barred God no! I don't do dancing Last time I tried somebody thought I was having a seizure Ok I'll relent and let you back....see it can happen Thank you, even tho it only saying it for a free handbag Off course" At least your honest about it, i respect that | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier Definitely, do join us. " We'll soon have our own formation team! | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier Definitely, do join us. We'll soon have our own formation team! " Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show. | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier Definitely, do join us. We'll soon have our own formation team! Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show. " Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?...... | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier Definitely, do join us. We'll soon have our own formation team! Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show. Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?...... " I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier Definitely, do join us. We'll soon have our own formation team! Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show. " Oh I hope you pay for that later | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier Definitely, do join us. We'll soon have our own formation team! Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show. Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?...... " No no and no again | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier Definitely, do join us. We'll soon have our own formation team! Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show. Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?...... I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act " Never a more true words have you spoken | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier Definitely, do join us. We'll soon have our own formation team! Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show. Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?...... No no and no again " I used to do line dancing as well...YEE HAH... | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier Definitely, do join us. We'll soon have our own formation team! Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show. Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?...... No no and no again I used to do line dancing as well...YEE HAH... " The only line dancing I do is when there is a queue for the toilets | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier Definitely, do join us. We'll soon have our own formation team! Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show. Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?...... No no and no again I used to do line dancing as well...YEE HAH... The only line dancing I do is when there is a queue for the toilets " Haha! 'specially if you're jiggling from one foot to the other whilst you're queuing | |||
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"Whispers....*one and a half hours*...... " That's me off out for a while then | |||
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"Whispers....*one and a half hours*...... That's me off out for a while then " | |||
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"Alexandra Burke was awesome! Tearjerker tho" I don’t often watch but saw that. It was hard to tell which one was the professional | |||
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"Alexandra Burke was awesome! Tearjerker tho" Loved her reaction and the judges to her | |||
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"Im watching Shanghai Noon, then Shanghai Knights. Jackie Chan is poetry in motion (whatever that means) there's an awesome scene where he does 'singing in the rain' " I loved Morecambe & Wise's version of Singing in the rain | |||
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"Im watching Shanghai Noon, then Shanghai Knights. Jackie Chan is poetry in motion (whatever that means) there's an awesome scene where he does 'singing in the rain' I loved Morecambe & Wise's version of Singing in the rain " Yes! And George Sampson from BGT | |||
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"Im watching Shanghai Noon, then Shanghai Knights. Jackie Chan is poetry in motion (whatever that means) there's an awesome scene where he does 'singing in the rain' I loved Morecambe & Wise's version of Singing in the rain Yes! And George Sampson from BGT" George was ok but not as much fun as Eric and Ern! | |||
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"Im watching Shanghai Noon, then Shanghai Knights. Jackie Chan is poetry in motion (whatever that means) there's an awesome scene where he does 'singing in the rain' I loved Morecambe & Wise's version of Singing in the rain Yes! And George Sampson from BGT George was ok but not as much fun as Eric and Ern! " True, I recommend the Jacky Chan version, precision art and comedy combined | |||
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"Alexandra Burke was awesome! Tearjerker tho" Oi bugger off spamming this thread with such talk | |||
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"Jackie chan singing in the rain https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec" Excellent!! | |||
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"Jackie chan singing in the rain https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec" Your barred and you can keep the handbag | |||
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"Jackie chan singing in the rain https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec Your barred and you can keep the handbag " It's choreographed martial arts, so it's not 'strictly' dancing | |||
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"Jackie chan singing in the rain https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec Your barred and you can keep the handbag It's choreographed martial arts, so it's not 'strictly' dancing " Oh bugger....you still got the bag on order? | |||
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"Alexandra Burke was awesome! Tearjerker tho Oi bugger off spamming this thread with such talk " Sorry... But what's the problem.... | |||
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"Alexandra Burke was awesome! Tearjerker tho Oi bugger off spamming this thread with such talk Sorry... But what's the problem.... " This is the thread where we don't talk about that rubbish....anything but! | |||
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"Jackie chan singing in the rain https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec Your barred and you can keep the handbag It's choreographed martial arts, so it's not 'strictly' dancing Oh bugger....you still got the bag on order? " It made me.laugh | |||
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"Jackie chan singing in the rain https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec Your barred and you can keep the handbag It's choreographed martial arts, so it's not 'strictly' dancing Oh bugger....you still got the bag on order? " Don't get ya knickers in a twist, I'll still look for one | |||
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"Hey just a thought. What happens when the BBW chat thread finishes 419? Do they have to skip one and go to 421? Bloody things that worry me " Maybe they'll do 419, 419 plus size, 421 | |||
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"Hey just a thought. What happens when the BBW chat thread finishes 419? Do they have to skip one and go to 421? Bloody things that worry me Maybe they'll do 419, 419 plus size, 421 " Oi now cut that out..we'll have none of that talk. Be chuffing swearing next | |||
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"Hey just a thought. What happens when the BBW chat thread finishes 419? Do they have to skip one and go to 421? Bloody things that worry me Maybe they'll do 419, 419 plus size, 421 Oi now cut that out..we'll have none of that talk. Be chuffing swearing next " Piss off! I dont swear in front of ladies | |||
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"Hey just a thought. What happens when the BBW chat thread finishes 419? Do they have to skip one and go to 421? Bloody things that worry me Maybe they'll do 419, 419 plus size, 421 Oi now cut that out..we'll have none of that talk. Be chuffing swearing next Piss off! I dont swear in front of ladies " Tut tut | |||
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"Alexandra Burke was awesome! Tearjerker tho Oi bugger off spamming this thread with such talk Sorry... But what's the problem.... This is the thread where we don't talk about that rubbish....anything but! " My mistake... | |||
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"Alexandra Burke was awesome! Tearjerker tho Oi bugger off spamming this thread with such talk Sorry... But what's the problem.... " This is the thread for the miserable non dancers, you need the other strictly thread | |||
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"Alexandra Burke was awesome! Tearjerker tho Oi bugger off spamming this thread with such talk Sorry... But what's the problem.... This is the thread where we don't talk about that rubbish....anything but! My mistake..." Your forgiven...we can all make a mistake | |||
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"Alexandra Burke was awesome! Tearjerker tho Oi bugger off spamming this thread with such talk Sorry... But what's the problem.... This is the thread for the miserable non dancers, you need the other strictly thread " Ahem...miserable! | |||
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"So mistress, glad I got my sparkly shoes out, had a lovely twirl in them! " Careful | |||
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"So mistress, glad I got my sparkly shoes out, had a lovely twirl in them! " Careful _amiss someone has upset oil on the floor | |||
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"So mistress, glad I got my sparkly shoes out, had a lovely twirl in them! Careful _amiss someone has upset oil on the floor " Would I? | |||
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"So mistress, glad I got my sparkly shoes out, had a lovely twirl in them! Careful _amiss someone has upset oil on the floor Would I? " Yes you would! | |||
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"So mistress, glad I got my sparkly shoes out, had a lovely twirl in them! Careful _amiss someone has upset oil on the floor " I know! | |||
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"So mistress, glad I got my sparkly shoes out, had a lovely twirl in them! Careful _amiss someone has upset oil on the floor Would I? " Notices a oily hand print on your knickers | |||
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"So mistress, glad I got my sparkly shoes out, had a lovely twirl in them! Careful _amiss someone has upset oil on the floor Would I? Notices a oily hand print on your knickers " Haha | |||
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"You will have to forgive me tonight ladies...as I have my daughter stopping over and can't get on as much as normal " Aah that's lovely, lucky you Thought you'd gone for a long wee! | |||
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"You will have to forgive me tonight ladies...as I have my daughter stopping over and can't get on as much as normal Aah that's lovely, lucky you Thought you'd gone for a long wee! " My prostrate is not that bad | |||
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"You will have to forgive me tonight ladies...as I have my daughter stopping over and can't get on as much as normal Aah that's lovely, lucky you Thought you'd gone for a long wee! My prostrate is not that bad " Haha! Thats good to hear | |||
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"You will have to forgive me tonight ladies...as I have my daughter stopping over and can't get on as much as normal Aah that's lovely, lucky you Thought you'd gone for a long wee! My prostrate is not that bad Haha! Thats good to hear " And I've learned to sit for a wee....so my shoes stay dry | |||
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"You will have to forgive me tonight ladies...as I have my daughter stopping over and can't get on as much as normal Aah that's lovely, lucky you Thought you'd gone for a long wee! My prostrate is not that bad Haha! Thats good to hear And I've learned to sit for a wee....so my shoes stay dry " Hey, I'm impressed, 'specially if they are gold sparkly dance shoes! | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier Definitely, do join us. We'll soon have our own formation team! Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show. Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?...... I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act " That's funny | |||
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"You will have to forgive me tonight ladies...as I have my daughter stopping over and can't get on as much as normal Aah that's lovely, lucky you Thought you'd gone for a long wee! My prostrate is not that bad Haha! Thats good to hear And I've learned to sit for a wee....so my shoes stay dry Hey, I'm impressed, 'specially if they are gold sparkly dance shoes! " Everyone colour of the rainbow...but all with big heels | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier Definitely, do join us. We'll soon have our own formation team! Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show. Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?...... I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act That's funny " There will be trouble ahead | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier Definitely, do join us. We'll soon have our own formation team! Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show. Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?...... I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act That's funny There will be trouble ahead " Didn't Fred Astaire say something similar to Ginger Rodgers... | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier Definitely, do join us. We'll soon have our own formation team! Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show. Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?...... I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act That's funny There will be trouble ahead Didn't Fred Astaire say something similar to Ginger Rodgers... " But which one am I? | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier Definitely, do join us. We'll soon have our own formation team! Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show. Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?...... I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act That's funny There will be trouble ahead Didn't Fred Astaire say something similar to Ginger Rodgers... But which one am I? " Neither, you're you! A cross of them both? | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier Definitely, do join us. We'll soon have our own formation team! Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show. Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?...... I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act That's funny There will be trouble ahead Didn't Fred Astaire say something similar to Ginger Rodgers... But which one am I? Neither, you're you! A cross of them both? " Bugger off with them eyes...Soxy's apprentice | |||
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night. Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. I'll let you teach me eh OI! I want to teach you! The more the merrier Definitely, do join us. We'll soon have our own formation team! Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show. Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?...... I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act That's funny There will be trouble ahead Didn't Fred Astaire say something similar to Ginger Rodgers... But which one am I? Neither, you're you! A cross of them both? Bugger off with them eyes...Soxy's apprentice " What's wrong with my eyes? Hey I learn from everybody, even you | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? " Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side " Naughty people | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side Naughty people " Indeed, their cards will be marked accordingly I'm sure | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side Naughty people Indeed, their cards will be marked accordingly I'm sure " Yep, I bet they will. | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? " Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side Naughty people Indeed, their cards will be marked accordingly I'm sure " I can be quite forgiving | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? " Hmmm...maybe | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side Naughty people Indeed, their cards will be marked accordingly I'm sure I can be quite forgiving " Ah..bless you. | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side Naughty people Indeed, their cards will be marked accordingly I'm sure I can be quite forgiving Ah..bless you. " Bloody slow down this thread is going too fast | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side Naughty people Indeed, their cards will be marked accordingly I'm sure I can be quite forgiving Ah..bless you. Bloody slow down this thread is going too fast " I thought I was on a promise, when we got to number 20 | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? " You were on the other side? You're barred! | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side Naughty people Indeed, their cards will be marked accordingly I'm sure I can be quite forgiving Ah..bless you. Bloody slow down this thread is going too fast I thought I was on a promise, when we got to number 20 " I meant to put a 4 in front...but was scared in case I got in trouble again | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! " Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side Naughty people Indeed, their cards will be marked accordingly I'm sure I can be quite forgiving Ah..bless you. Bloody slow down this thread is going too fast I thought I was on a promise, when we got to number 20 I meant to put a 4 in front...but was scared in case I got in trouble again " Haha! | |||
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"Jackie chan singing in the rain https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec Your barred and you can keep the handbag It's choreographed martial arts, so it's not 'strictly' dancing Oh bugger....you still got the bag on order? It made me.laugh " Hey we talking free handbags here | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too " I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes " We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress " Who's got a free dress? | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress Who's got a free dress? " Samiss | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress Who's got a free dress? Samiss " Fairy nuff | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress Who's got a free dress? Samiss " Twirls in.....and twirls out | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress Who's got a free dress? Samiss Fairy nuff " Who said she's got a hairy muff? | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress Who's got a free dress? Samiss Fairy nuff Who said she's got a hairy muff? " Oh bugger where's my glasses gone | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress Who's got a free dress? Samiss Fairy nuff Who said she's got a hairy muff? Oh bugger where's my glasses gone " Who's a hairy puff? Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress Who's got a free dress? Samiss Fairy nuff Who said she's got a hairy muff? Oh bugger where's my glasses gone Who's a hairy puff? Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them " I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you Found them now good advice | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress Who's got a free dress? Samiss Fairy nuff Who said she's got a hairy muff? Oh bugger where's my glasses gone Who's a hairy puff? Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you Found them now good advice " No I'm straight straight not fab straight That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress Who's got a free dress? Samiss Fairy nuff Who said she's got a hairy muff? Oh bugger where's my glasses gone Who's a hairy puff? Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you Found them now good advice No I'm straight straight not fab straight That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age " Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress Who's got a free dress? Samiss Fairy nuff Who said she's got a hairy muff? Oh bugger where's my glasses gone Who's a hairy puff? Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you Found them now good advice No I'm straight straight not fab straight That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here" I appreciate you're honesty... or lack of lol ooh were getting close to a pt.3, the dark side are still on pt.1, I guess we're the popular crowd | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress Who's got a free dress? Samiss Fairy nuff Who said she's got a hairy muff? Oh bugger where's my glasses gone Who's a hairy puff? Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you Found them now good advice No I'm straight straight not fab straight That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here I appreciate you're honesty... or lack of lol ooh were getting close to a pt.3, the dark side are still on pt.1, I guess we're the popular crowd " Or the ones with feck all else to do | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress Who's got a free dress? Samiss Fairy nuff Who said she's got a hairy muff? Oh bugger where's my glasses gone Who's a hairy puff? Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you Found them now good advice No I'm straight straight not fab straight That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here I appreciate you're honesty... or lack of lol ooh were getting close to a pt.3, the dark side are still on pt.1, I guess we're the popular crowd Or the ones with feck all else to do " Nah we're the ones with better things to do! Like chatting crap with strangers | |||
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"It is Sunday boring day! not seen results yet. Alexandra or Aston to win. " Get off and never darken this door again | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress Who's got a free dress? Samiss Fairy nuff Who said she's got a hairy muff? " I haven't | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress Who's got a free dress? Samiss Fairy nuff Who said she's got a hairy muff? Oh bugger where's my glasses gone Who's a hairy puff? Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you Found them now good advice No I'm straight straight not fab straight That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here I appreciate you're honesty... or lack of lol ooh were getting close to a pt.3, the dark side are still on pt.1, I guess we're the popular crowd " That's coz I keep bloody posting on here and I'm on a promise with Mistress when this gets to part 20 | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress Who's got a free dress? Samiss Fairy nuff Who said she's got a hairy muff? I haven't " I knew you wouldn't with them d*n*i*g (can't say the word) leotards...I misread and thought he was telling porkies | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress Who's got a free dress? Samiss Fairy nuff Who said she's got a hairy muff? Oh bugger where's my glasses gone Who's a hairy puff? Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you Found them now good advice No I'm straight straight not fab straight That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here I appreciate you're honesty... or lack of lol ooh were getting close to a pt.3, the dark side are still on pt.1, I guess we're the popular crowd That's coz I keep bloody posting on here and I'm on a promise with Mistress when this gets to part 20 " Ah but you don't accom | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress Who's got a free dress? Samiss Fairy nuff Who said she's got a hairy muff? I haven't I knew you wouldn't with them d*n*i*g (can't say the word) leotards...I misread and thought he was telling porkies " Yeah, you don't want it hanging out the sides, not a good look! | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress Who's got a free dress? Samiss Fairy nuff Who said she's got a hairy muff? Oh bugger where's my glasses gone Who's a hairy puff? Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you Found them now good advice No I'm straight straight not fab straight That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here I appreciate you're honesty... or lack of lol ooh were getting close to a pt.3, the dark side are still on pt.1, I guess we're the popular crowd That's coz I keep bloody posting on here and I'm on a promise with Mistress when this gets to part 20 Ah but you don't accom " Haha | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress Who's got a free dress? Samiss Fairy nuff Who said she's got a hairy muff? I haven't I knew you wouldn't with them d*n*i*g (can't say the word) leotards...I misread and thought he was telling porkies Yeah, you don't want it hanging out the sides, not a good look! " Do you want to be guest host of part 3? | |||
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? You were on the other side? You're barred! Have you bloody been to look? Your on dodgy ground too I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress Who's got a free dress? Samiss Fairy nuff Who said she's got a hairy muff? Oh bugger where's my glasses gone Who's a hairy puff? Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you Found them now good advice No I'm straight straight not fab straight That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here I appreciate you're honesty... or lack of lol ooh were getting close to a pt.3, the dark side are still on pt.1, I guess we're the popular crowd That's coz I keep bloody posting on here and I'm on a promise with Mistress when this gets to part 20 " At this rate you'll soon be doing a happy dance. Cue Part 3... | |||
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