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Oh bugger it! The Strictly No Dancing Thread (Part 2)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can swiff.

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here "

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I can swiff."

But can you swiff swiftly...better still can you say it

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I can swiff."

Yes..we had heard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer! "

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet "

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... "

Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around "

We can soon find you one, my quest is to get you dancing!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I only swiff after a bottle or two of red...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I only swiff after a bottle or two of red..."

Yeah but..mind you don't fall over!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around

We can soon find you one, my quest is to get you dancing! "

Maybe by (part 20)

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around

We can soon find you one, my quest is to get you dancing!

Maybe by (part 20) "

Haha...I'm very persuasive

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull

Hello Mistress

I genuinely haven't watched any tv for almost a year, I never liked the unmentionable but the ex did, the only good thing was the Brucey Bonus, bless him

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I only swiff after a bottle or two of red..."

Yep I love cherryade too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can swiff.

But can you swiff swiftly...better still can you say it "

I can swiff swiftly like Taylor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello Mistress

I genuinely haven't watched any tv for almost a year, I never liked the unmentionable but the ex did, the only good thing was the Brucey Bonus, bless him"

No that's a big bloody lie...I'm a tv and you've bloody watched me

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull

Courtesy of urban dictionary:

Swiffer.

Removing sand with a barber's brush off naked ladies beach volleyball teams.

Me: Those hot naked beach volleyballers are in need of a good swiffing. 

NG: I'll get my swiffer brush.

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello Mistress

I genuinely haven't watched any tv for almost a year, I never liked the unmentionable but the ex did, the only good thing was the Brucey Bonus, bless him"

And thats a whole different program

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I can swiff.

But can you swiff swiftly...better still can you say it

I can swiff swiftly like Taylor."

Well I couldn't say it then you've added swift to it

I'm buggering off to bed..n night all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My dancing is almost as good as my love life

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I can swiff.

But can you swiff swiftly...better still can you say it

I can swiff swiftly like Taylor.

Well I couldn't say it then you've added swift to it

I'm buggering off to bed..n night all"

Na night...sweet dreams. xx

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Hello Mistress

I genuinely haven't watched any tv for almost a year, I never liked the unmentionable but the ex did, the only good thing was the Brucey Bonus, bless him

No that's a big bloody lie...I'm a tv and you've bloody watched me "

Not strictly true (pardon the pun) more like had on in the back ground (not a pun)

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"My dancing is almost as good as my love life "

So not great then?

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull

You can count me out of Dancing.

A Dance School teacher once said of my dancing abilities, "even if we spent 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week for the next 100 years, you'd still only be less than 1% proficient. You can't dance at all!"

Suits me!

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around "

I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"My dancing is almost as good as my love life

So not great then? "

Shots Fired!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My dancing is almost as good as my love life

So not great then? "

I was being subtle

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't like any luvvie type programmes, nor poncey dancing so I may take refuge in this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don't like any luvvie type programmes, nor poncey dancing so I may take refuge in this thread "

Your always welcome here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't like any luvvie type programmes, nor poncey dancing so I may take refuge in this thread

Your always welcome here "

Excellent ... thanx

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By *osmosgirlWoman  over a year ago

Wetherby


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... "

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. "

I'll let you teach me eh

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By *osmosgirlWoman  over a year ago

Wetherby


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh "

Oh goody.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around

I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas "

Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

Oh goody. "

You can also learn me the swivel swiftly but not with Taylor Swift

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You can count me out of Dancing.

A Dance School teacher once said of my dancing abilities, "even if we spent 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week for the next 100 years, you'd still only be less than 1% proficient. You can't dance at all!"

Suits me! "

Your in

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My dancing is almost as good as my love life

So not great then? "

Dunno about him but hey things are looking good here

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By *osmosgirlWoman  over a year ago

Wetherby


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

Oh goody.

You can also learn me the swivel swiftly but not with Taylor Swift "

Oh no, three's a crowd!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

Oh goody.

You can also learn me the swivel swiftly but not with Taylor Swift

Oh no, three's a crowd!"

Don't worry Taylor isn't coming....but you will

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around

I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas

Do they do designer ones in that charity shop? "

How the feck should I know!

Knock-offs probably

Do you have a taste in handbags?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around

I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas

Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?

How the feck should I know!

Knock-offs probably

Do you have a taste in handbags? "

Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?

But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around

I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas

Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?

How the feck should I know!

Knock-offs probably

Do you have a taste in handbags?

Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?

But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat "

I shall look for something suitably tasteful

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around

I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas

Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?

How the feck should I know!

Knock-offs probably

Do you have a taste in handbags?

Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?

But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat

I shall look for something suitably tasteful "

Red would be nice

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around

I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas

Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?

How the feck should I know!

Knock-offs probably

Do you have a taste in handbags?

Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?

But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat

I shall look for something suitably tasteful

Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice "

EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around

I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas

Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?

How the feck should I know!

Knock-offs probably

Do you have a taste in handbags?

Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?

But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat

I shall look for something suitably tasteful

Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice

EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran "

Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around

I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas

Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?

How the feck should I know!

Knock-offs probably

Do you have a taste in handbags?

Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?

But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat

I shall look for something suitably tasteful

Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice

EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran

Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one "

You didn't notice the edit i made then?

New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around

I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas

Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?

How the feck should I know!

Knock-offs probably

Do you have a taste in handbags?

Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?

But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat

I shall look for something suitably tasteful

Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice

EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran

Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one

You didn't notice the edit i made then?

New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you "

Twat...another one trying to dance me up the garden path

Your barred

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around

I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas

Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?

How the feck should I know!

Knock-offs probably

Do you have a taste in handbags?

Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?

But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat

I shall look for something suitably tasteful

Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice

EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran

Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one

You didn't notice the edit i made then?

New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you

Twat...another one trying to dance me up the garden path

Your barred "

God no! I don't do dancing

Last time I tried somebody thought I was having a seizure

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around

I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas

Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?

How the feck should I know!

Knock-offs probably

Do you have a taste in handbags?

Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?

But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat

I shall look for something suitably tasteful

Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice

EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran

Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one

You didn't notice the edit i made then?

New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you

Twat...another one trying to dance me up the garden path

Your barred

God no! I don't do dancing

Last time I tried somebody thought I was having a seizure "

Ok I'll relent and let you back....see it can happen

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"My dancing is almost as good as my love life

So not great then?

I was being subtle "

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. "

Mmm...me too

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh "

OI! I want to teach you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

Mmm...me too "

And there's you trying to turn me into a wimp

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"My dancing is almost as good as my love life

So not great then?

Dunno about him but hey things are looking good here "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you! "

The more the merrier

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around

I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas

Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?

How the feck should I know!

Knock-offs probably

Do you have a taste in handbags?

Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?

But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat

I shall look for something suitably tasteful

Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice

EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran

Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one

You didn't notice the edit i made then?

New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you

Twat...another one trying to dance me up the garden path

Your barred

God no! I don't do dancing

Last time I tried somebody thought I was having a seizure "

Haha!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

Mmm...me too

And there's you trying to turn me into a wimp "

Not possible!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier "

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Just got my old sparkly dance shoes out of the loft, ready for later!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

"

I know your game your trying to fill this and get to bloody part 20

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

I know your game your trying to fill this and get to bloody part 20 "

Haha!...you know me so well! I'm just sending you one over, who has infiltrated into the 'dancers only' thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

I know your game your trying to fill this and get to bloody part 20

Haha!...you know me so well! I'm just sending you one over, who has infiltrated into the 'dancers only' thread!

"

I got a pm to tell me....as you know I would never look in that thread

Good recruiting

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

I know your game your trying to fill this and get to bloody part 20

Haha!...you know me so well! I'm just sending you one over, who has infiltrated into the 'dancers only' thread!

I got a pm to tell me....as you know I would never look in that thread

Good recruiting "

I bet you've peeped... Keep your hands of my members, I don't want them moving over to the dark side

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

I know your game your trying to fill this and get to bloody part 20

Haha!...you know me so well! I'm just sending you one over, who has infiltrated into the 'dancers only' thread!

I got a pm to tell me....as you know I would never look in that thread

Good recruiting

I bet you've peeped... Keep your hands of my members, I don't want them moving over to the dark side "

Now would I do that

All are welcome here even that one I had to issue a temporary suspension to

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around

I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas

Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?

How the feck should I know!

Knock-offs probably

Do you have a taste in handbags?

Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?

But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat

I shall look for something suitably tasteful

Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice

EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran

Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one

You didn't notice the edit i made then?

New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you

Twat...another one trying to dance me up the garden path

Your barred

God no! I don't do dancing

Last time I tried somebody thought I was having a seizure

Ok I'll relent and let you back....see it can happen "

Thank you, even tho it only saying it for a free handbag

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around

I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas

Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?

How the feck should I know!

Knock-offs probably

Do you have a taste in handbags?

Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?

But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat

I shall look for something suitably tasteful

Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice

EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran

Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one

You didn't notice the edit i made then?

New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you

Twat...another one trying to dance me up the garden path

Your barred

God no! I don't do dancing

Last time I tried somebody thought I was having a seizure

Ok I'll relent and let you back....see it can happen

Thank you, even tho it only saying it for a free handbag "

Off course

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

So I'll soon have to get me hair up in a bun and paint my fixed smile on, ready for later Gosh these gold shoes are looking a bit tatty, might have to invest in a new pair. Could go to the charity shop, I spose...I'll pick you an old bag up, whilst I'm there!

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By *osmosgirlWoman  over a year ago

Wetherby


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier "

Definitely, do join us.

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around

I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas

Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?

How the feck should I know!

Knock-offs probably

Do you have a taste in handbags?

Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?

But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat

I shall look for something suitably tasteful

Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice

EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran

Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one

You didn't notice the edit i made then?

New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you

Twat...another one trying to dance me up the garden path

Your barred

God no! I don't do dancing

Last time I tried somebody thought I was having a seizure

Ok I'll relent and let you back....see it can happen

Thank you, even tho it only saying it for a free handbag

Off course"

At least your honest about it, i respect that

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

Definitely, do join us. "

We'll soon have our own formation team!

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By *osmosgirlWoman  over a year ago

Wetherby


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

Definitely, do join us.

We'll soon have our own formation team! "

Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

Definitely, do join us.

We'll soon have our own formation team!

Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show. "

Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

Definitely, do join us.

We'll soon have our own formation team!

Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.

Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?...... "

I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

Definitely, do join us.

We'll soon have our own formation team!

Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show. "

Oh I hope you pay for that later

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

Definitely, do join us.

We'll soon have our own formation team!

Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.

Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?...... "

No no and no again

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

Definitely, do join us.

We'll soon have our own formation team!

Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.

Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......

I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act "

Never a more true words have you spoken

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

Definitely, do join us.

We'll soon have our own formation team!

Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.

Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......

No no and no again "

I used to do line dancing as well...YEE HAH...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

Definitely, do join us.

We'll soon have our own formation team!

Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.

Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......

No no and no again

I used to do line dancing as well...YEE HAH... "

The only line dancing I do is when there is a queue for the toilets

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

Definitely, do join us.

We'll soon have our own formation team!

Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.

Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......

No no and no again

I used to do line dancing as well...YEE HAH...

The only line dancing I do is when there is a queue for the toilets "

Haha! 'specially if you're jiggling from one foot to the other whilst you're queuing

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Whispers....*one and a half hours*......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Whispers....*one and a half hours*...... "

That's me off out for a while then

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Whispers....*one and a half hours*......

That's me off out for a while then "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Alexandra Burke was awesome!

Tearjerker tho

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"Alexandra Burke was awesome!

Tearjerker tho"

I don’t often watch but saw that. It was hard to tell which one was the professional

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By *hris and SamCouple  over a year ago

at the end of the rainbow


"Alexandra Burke was awesome!

Tearjerker tho"

Loved her reaction and the judges to her

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull

Susan totally smashed it tonight as well!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm watching Se7en ....much better movement and passion along with something far less gruesome than those 'orrible judges

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull

Im watching Shanghai Noon, then Shanghai Knights. Jackie Chan is poetry in motion (whatever that means) there's an awesome scene where he does 'singing in the rain'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im watching Shanghai Noon, then Shanghai Knights. Jackie Chan is poetry in motion (whatever that means) there's an awesome scene where he does 'singing in the rain' "

I loved Morecambe & Wise's version of Singing in the rain

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Im watching Shanghai Noon, then Shanghai Knights. Jackie Chan is poetry in motion (whatever that means) there's an awesome scene where he does 'singing in the rain'

I loved Morecambe & Wise's version of Singing in the rain "

Yes!

And George Sampson from BGT

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im watching Shanghai Noon, then Shanghai Knights. Jackie Chan is poetry in motion (whatever that means) there's an awesome scene where he does 'singing in the rain'

I loved Morecambe & Wise's version of Singing in the rain

Yes!

And George Sampson from BGT"

George was ok but not as much fun as Eric and Ern!

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Im watching Shanghai Noon, then Shanghai Knights. Jackie Chan is poetry in motion (whatever that means) there's an awesome scene where he does 'singing in the rain'

I loved Morecambe & Wise's version of Singing in the rain

Yes!

And George Sampson from BGT

George was ok but not as much fun as Eric and Ern! "

True, I recommend the Jacky Chan version, precision art and comedy combined

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull

Jackie chan singing in the rain

https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Alexandra Burke was awesome!

Tearjerker tho"

Oi bugger off spamming this thread with such talk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jackie chan singing in the rain

https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec"

Excellent!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Come on mods....help me out with all these renegades

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jackie chan singing in the rain

https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec"

Your barred and you can keep the handbag

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Jackie chan singing in the rain

https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec

Your barred and you can keep the handbag "

It's choreographed martial arts, so it's not 'strictly' dancing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jackie chan singing in the rain

https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec

Your barred and you can keep the handbag

It's choreographed martial arts, so it's not 'strictly' dancing "

Oh bugger....you still got the bag on order?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alexandra Burke was awesome!

Tearjerker tho

Oi bugger off spamming this thread with such talk "

Sorry... But what's the problem....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Alexandra Burke was awesome!

Tearjerker tho

Oi bugger off spamming this thread with such talk

Sorry... But what's the problem.... "

This is the thread where we don't talk about that rubbish....anything but!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jackie chan singing in the rain

https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec

Your barred and you can keep the handbag

It's choreographed martial arts, so it's not 'strictly' dancing

Oh bugger....you still got the bag on order? "

It made me.laugh

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Jackie chan singing in the rain

https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec

Your barred and you can keep the handbag

It's choreographed martial arts, so it's not 'strictly' dancing

Oh bugger....you still got the bag on order? "

Don't get ya knickers in a twist, I'll still look for one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hey just a thought.

What happens when the BBW chat thread finishes 419? Do they have to skip one and go to 421?

Bloody things that worry me

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Hey just a thought.

What happens when the BBW chat thread finishes 419? Do they have to skip one and go to 421?

Bloody things that worry me "

Maybe they'll do 419, 419 plus size, 421

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey just a thought.

What happens when the BBW chat thread finishes 419? Do they have to skip one and go to 421?

Bloody things that worry me

Maybe they'll do 419, 419 plus size, 421 "

Oi now cut that out..we'll have none of that talk.

Be chuffing swearing next

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Hey just a thought.

What happens when the BBW chat thread finishes 419? Do they have to skip one and go to 421?

Bloody things that worry me

Maybe they'll do 419, 419 plus size, 421

Oi now cut that out..we'll have none of that talk.

Be chuffing swearing next "

Piss off! I dont swear in front of ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey just a thought.

What happens when the BBW chat thread finishes 419? Do they have to skip one and go to 421?

Bloody things that worry me

Maybe they'll do 419, 419 plus size, 421

Oi now cut that out..we'll have none of that talk.

Be chuffing swearing next

Piss off! I dont swear in front of ladies "

Tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alexandra Burke was awesome!

Tearjerker tho

Oi bugger off spamming this thread with such talk

Sorry... But what's the problem....

This is the thread where we don't talk about that rubbish....anything but! "

My mistake...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Alexandra Burke was awesome!

Tearjerker tho

Oi bugger off spamming this thread with such talk

Sorry... But what's the problem.... "

This is the thread for the miserable non dancers, you need the other strictly thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Alexandra Burke was awesome!

Tearjerker tho

Oi bugger off spamming this thread with such talk

Sorry... But what's the problem....

This is the thread where we don't talk about that rubbish....anything but!

My mistake..."

Your forgiven...we can all make a mistake

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Alexandra Burke was awesome!

Tearjerker tho

Oi bugger off spamming this thread with such talk

Sorry... But what's the problem....

This is the thread for the miserable non dancers, you need the other strictly thread "

Ahem...miserable!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

So mistress, glad I got my sparkly shoes out, had a lovely twirl in them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So mistress, glad I got my sparkly shoes out, had a lovely twirl in them! "

Careful

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So mistress, glad I got my sparkly shoes out, had a lovely twirl in them! "
Careful _amiss someone has upset oil on the floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So mistress, glad I got my sparkly shoes out, had a lovely twirl in them! Careful _amiss someone has upset oil on the floor "

Would I?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"So mistress, glad I got my sparkly shoes out, had a lovely twirl in them! Careful _amiss someone has upset oil on the floor

Would I? "

Yes you would!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"So mistress, glad I got my sparkly shoes out, had a lovely twirl in them! Careful _amiss someone has upset oil on the floor "

I know!

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So mistress, glad I got my sparkly shoes out, had a lovely twirl in them! Careful _amiss someone has upset oil on the floor

Would I? "

Notices a oily hand print on your knickers

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"So mistress, glad I got my sparkly shoes out, had a lovely twirl in them! Careful _amiss someone has upset oil on the floor

Would I? Notices a oily hand print on your knickers "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You will have to forgive me tonight ladies...as I have my daughter stopping over and can't get on as much as normal

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"You will have to forgive me tonight ladies...as I have my daughter stopping over and can't get on as much as normal "

Aah that's lovely, lucky you Thought you'd gone for a long wee!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You will have to forgive me tonight ladies...as I have my daughter stopping over and can't get on as much as normal

Aah that's lovely, lucky you Thought you'd gone for a long wee! "

My prostrate is not that bad

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"You will have to forgive me tonight ladies...as I have my daughter stopping over and can't get on as much as normal

Aah that's lovely, lucky you Thought you'd gone for a long wee!

My prostrate is not that bad "

Haha! Thats good to hear

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You will have to forgive me tonight ladies...as I have my daughter stopping over and can't get on as much as normal

Aah that's lovely, lucky you Thought you'd gone for a long wee!

My prostrate is not that bad

Haha! Thats good to hear "

And I've learned to sit for a wee....so my shoes stay dry

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"You will have to forgive me tonight ladies...as I have my daughter stopping over and can't get on as much as normal

Aah that's lovely, lucky you Thought you'd gone for a long wee!

My prostrate is not that bad

Haha! Thats good to hear

And I've learned to sit for a wee....so my shoes stay dry "

Hey, I'm impressed, 'specially if they are gold sparkly dance shoes!

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By *osmosgirlWoman  over a year ago

Wetherby


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

Definitely, do join us.

We'll soon have our own formation team!

Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.

Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......

I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act "

That's funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You will have to forgive me tonight ladies...as I have my daughter stopping over and can't get on as much as normal

Aah that's lovely, lucky you Thought you'd gone for a long wee!

My prostrate is not that bad

Haha! Thats good to hear

And I've learned to sit for a wee....so my shoes stay dry

Hey, I'm impressed, 'specially if they are gold sparkly dance shoes! "

Everyone colour of the rainbow...but all with big heels

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

Definitely, do join us.

We'll soon have our own formation team!

Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.

Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......

I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act

That's funny "

There will be trouble ahead

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

Definitely, do join us.

We'll soon have our own formation team!

Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.

Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......

I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act

That's funny

There will be trouble ahead "

Didn't Fred Astaire say something similar to Ginger Rodgers...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

Definitely, do join us.

We'll soon have our own formation team!

Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.

Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......

I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act

That's funny

There will be trouble ahead

Didn't Fred Astaire say something similar to Ginger Rodgers... "

But which one am I?

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

Definitely, do join us.

We'll soon have our own formation team!

Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.

Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......

I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act

That's funny

There will be trouble ahead

Didn't Fred Astaire say something similar to Ginger Rodgers...

But which one am I? "

Neither, you're you!

A cross of them both?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

Definitely, do join us.

We'll soon have our own formation team!

Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.

Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......

I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act

That's funny

There will be trouble ahead

Didn't Fred Astaire say something similar to Ginger Rodgers...

But which one am I?

Neither, you're you!

A cross of them both? "

Bugger off with them eyes...Soxy's apprentice

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.

Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here

I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!

Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet

No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....

I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.

I'll let you teach me eh

OI! I want to teach you!

The more the merrier

Definitely, do join us.

We'll soon have our own formation team!

Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.

Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......

I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act

That's funny

There will be trouble ahead

Didn't Fred Astaire say something similar to Ginger Rodgers...

But which one am I?

Neither, you're you!

A cross of them both?

Bugger off with them eyes...Soxy's apprentice "

What's wrong with my eyes?

Hey I learn from everybody, even you

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? "

Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side "

Naughty people

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side

Naughty people "

Indeed, their cards will be marked accordingly I'm sure

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side

Naughty people

Indeed, their cards will be marked accordingly I'm sure "

Yep, I bet they will.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? "

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side

Naughty people

Indeed, their cards will be marked accordingly I'm sure "

I can be quite forgiving

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? "

Hmmm...maybe

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side

Naughty people

Indeed, their cards will be marked accordingly I'm sure

I can be quite forgiving "

Ah..bless you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side

Naughty people

Indeed, their cards will be marked accordingly I'm sure

I can be quite forgiving

Ah..bless you. "

Bloody slow down this thread is going too fast

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side

Naughty people

Indeed, their cards will be marked accordingly I'm sure

I can be quite forgiving

Ah..bless you.

Bloody slow down this thread is going too fast "

I thought I was on a promise, when we got to number 20

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? "

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side

Naughty people

Indeed, their cards will be marked accordingly I'm sure

I can be quite forgiving

Ah..bless you.

Bloody slow down this thread is going too fast

I thought I was on a promise, when we got to number 20 "

I meant to put a 4 in front...but was scared in case I got in trouble again

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred! "

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side

Naughty people

Indeed, their cards will be marked accordingly I'm sure

I can be quite forgiving

Ah..bless you.

Bloody slow down this thread is going too fast

I thought I was on a promise, when we got to number 20

I meant to put a 4 in front...but was scared in case I got in trouble again "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jackie chan singing in the rain

https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec

Your barred and you can keep the handbag

It's choreographed martial arts, so it's not 'strictly' dancing

Oh bugger....you still got the bag on order?

It made me.laugh "

Hey we talking free handbags here

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too "

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes "

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress "

Who's got a free dress?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress

Who's got a free dress? "

Samiss

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress

Who's got a free dress?

Samiss "

Fairy nuff

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress

Who's got a free dress?

Samiss "

Twirls in.....and twirls out

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress

Who's got a free dress?

Samiss

Fairy nuff "

Who said she's got a hairy muff?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress

Who's got a free dress?

Samiss

Fairy nuff

Who said she's got a hairy muff? "

Oh bugger where's my glasses gone

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress

Who's got a free dress?

Samiss

Fairy nuff

Who said she's got a hairy muff?

Oh bugger where's my glasses gone "

Who's a hairy puff?

Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress

Who's got a free dress?

Samiss

Fairy nuff

Who said she's got a hairy muff?

Oh bugger where's my glasses gone

Who's a hairy puff?

Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them "

I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you

Found them now good advice

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress

Who's got a free dress?

Samiss

Fairy nuff

Who said she's got a hairy muff?

Oh bugger where's my glasses gone

Who's a hairy puff?

Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them

I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you

Found them now good advice "

No I'm straight straight not fab straight

That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress

Who's got a free dress?

Samiss

Fairy nuff

Who said she's got a hairy muff?

Oh bugger where's my glasses gone

Who's a hairy puff?

Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them

I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you

Found them now good advice

No I'm straight straight not fab straight

That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age "

Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress

Who's got a free dress?

Samiss

Fairy nuff

Who said she's got a hairy muff?

Oh bugger where's my glasses gone

Who's a hairy puff?

Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them

I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you

Found them now good advice

No I'm straight straight not fab straight

That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age

Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here"

I appreciate you're honesty... or lack of lol

ooh were getting close to a pt.3, the dark side are still on pt.1, I guess we're the popular crowd

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress

Who's got a free dress?

Samiss

Fairy nuff

Who said she's got a hairy muff?

Oh bugger where's my glasses gone

Who's a hairy puff?

Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them

I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you

Found them now good advice

No I'm straight straight not fab straight

That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age

Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here

I appreciate you're honesty... or lack of lol

ooh were getting close to a pt.3, the dark side are still on pt.1, I guess we're the popular crowd "

Or the ones with feck all else to do

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress

Who's got a free dress?

Samiss

Fairy nuff

Who said she's got a hairy muff?

Oh bugger where's my glasses gone

Who's a hairy puff?

Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them

I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you

Found them now good advice

No I'm straight straight not fab straight

That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age

Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here

I appreciate you're honesty... or lack of lol

ooh were getting close to a pt.3, the dark side are still on pt.1, I guess we're the popular crowd

Or the ones with feck all else to do "

Nah we're the ones with better things to do! Like chatting crap with strangers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It is Sunday boring day! not seen results yet.

Alexandra or Aston to win.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It is Sunday boring day! not seen results yet.

Alexandra or Aston to win. "

Get off and never darken this door again

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress

Who's got a free dress?

Samiss

Fairy nuff

Who said she's got a hairy muff? "

I haven't

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress

Who's got a free dress?

Samiss

Fairy nuff

Who said she's got a hairy muff?

Oh bugger where's my glasses gone

Who's a hairy puff?

Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them

I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you

Found them now good advice

No I'm straight straight not fab straight

That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age

Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here

I appreciate you're honesty... or lack of lol

ooh were getting close to a pt.3, the dark side are still on pt.1, I guess we're the popular crowd "

That's coz I keep bloody posting on here and I'm on a promise with Mistress when this gets to part 20

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress

Who's got a free dress?

Samiss

Fairy nuff

Who said she's got a hairy muff?

I haven't "

I knew you wouldn't with them d*n*i*g (can't say the word) leotards...I misread and thought he was telling porkies

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress

Who's got a free dress?

Samiss

Fairy nuff

Who said she's got a hairy muff?

Oh bugger where's my glasses gone

Who's a hairy puff?

Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them

I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you

Found them now good advice

No I'm straight straight not fab straight

That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age

Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here

I appreciate you're honesty... or lack of lol

ooh were getting close to a pt.3, the dark side are still on pt.1, I guess we're the popular crowd

That's coz I keep bloody posting on here and I'm on a promise with Mistress when this gets to part 20

"

Ah but you don't accom

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress

Who's got a free dress?

Samiss

Fairy nuff

Who said she's got a hairy muff?

I haven't

I knew you wouldn't with them d*n*i*g (can't say the word) leotards...I misread and thought he was telling porkies "

Yeah, you don't want it hanging out the sides, not a good look!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress

Who's got a free dress?

Samiss

Fairy nuff

Who said she's got a hairy muff?

Oh bugger where's my glasses gone

Who's a hairy puff?

Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them

I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you

Found them now good advice

No I'm straight straight not fab straight

That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age

Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here

I appreciate you're honesty... or lack of lol

ooh were getting close to a pt.3, the dark side are still on pt.1, I guess we're the popular crowd

That's coz I keep bloody posting on here and I'm on a promise with Mistress when this gets to part 20

Ah but you don't accom "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress

Who's got a free dress?

Samiss

Fairy nuff

Who said she's got a hairy muff?

I haven't

I knew you wouldn't with them d*n*i*g (can't say the word) leotards...I misread and thought he was telling porkies

Yeah, you don't want it hanging out the sides, not a good look! "

Do you want to be guest host of part 3?

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?

Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?

You were on the other side?

You're barred!

Have you bloody been to look?

Your on dodgy ground too

I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes

We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress

Who's got a free dress?

Samiss

Fairy nuff

Who said she's got a hairy muff?

Oh bugger where's my glasses gone

Who's a hairy puff?

Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them

I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you

Found them now good advice

No I'm straight straight not fab straight

That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age

Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here

I appreciate you're honesty... or lack of lol

ooh were getting close to a pt.3, the dark side are still on pt.1, I guess we're the popular crowd

That's coz I keep bloody posting on here and I'm on a promise with Mistress when this gets to part 20

"

At this rate you'll soon be doing a happy dance.

Cue Part 3...

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