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Oh bugger it! The Strictly No Dancing Thread (Part 2)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can swiff. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can swiff."
But can you swiff swiftly...better still can you say it  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"I can swiff."
Yes..we had heard!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I only swiff after a bottle or two of red... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"I only swiff after a bottle or two of red..."
Yeah but..mind you don't fall over!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello Mistress
I genuinely haven't watched any tv for almost a year, I never liked the unmentionable but the ex did, the only good thing was the Brucey Bonus, bless him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I only swiff after a bottle or two of red..."
Yep I love cherryade too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can swiff.
But can you swiff swiftly...better still can you say it "
I can swiff swiftly like Taylor. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello Mistress
I genuinely haven't watched any tv for almost a year, I never liked the unmentionable but the ex did, the only good thing was the Brucey Bonus, bless him"
No that's a big bloody lie...I'm a tv and you've bloody watched me  |
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Courtesy of urban dictionary:
Swiffer.
Removing sand with a barber's brush off naked ladies beach volleyball teams.
Me: Those hot naked beach volleyballers are in need of a good swiffing.
NG: I'll get my swiffer brush.
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Hello Mistress
I genuinely haven't watched any tv for almost a year, I never liked the unmentionable but the ex did, the only good thing was the Brucey Bonus, bless him"
And thats a whole different program  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can swiff.
But can you swiff swiftly...better still can you say it
I can swiff swiftly like Taylor."
Well I couldn't say it then you've added swift to it
I'm buggering off to bed..n night all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My dancing is almost as good as my love life  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"I can swiff.
But can you swiff swiftly...better still can you say it
I can swiff swiftly like Taylor.
Well I couldn't say it then you've added swift to it
I'm buggering off to bed..n night all "
Na night...sweet dreams. xx |
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"Hello Mistress
I genuinely haven't watched any tv for almost a year, I never liked the unmentionable but the ex did, the only good thing was the Brucey Bonus, bless him
No that's a big bloody lie...I'm a tv and you've bloody watched me "
Not strictly true (pardon the pun) more like had on in the back ground (not a pun)  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"My dancing is almost as good as my love life "
So not great then?  |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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You can count me out of Dancing.
A Dance School teacher once said of my dancing abilities, "even if we spent 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week for the next 100 years, you'd still only be less than 1% proficient. You can't dance at all!"
Suits me!  |
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"My dancing is almost as good as my love life
So not great then? "
Shots Fired!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My dancing is almost as good as my love life
So not great then? "
I was being subtle  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bump  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't like any luvvie type programmes, nor poncey dancing so I may take refuge in this thread  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't like any luvvie type programmes, nor poncey dancing so I may take refuge in this thread "
Your always welcome here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't like any luvvie type programmes, nor poncey dancing so I may take refuge in this thread
Your always welcome here "
Excellent ... thanx  |
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble.... "
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. "
I'll let you teach me eh  |
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh "
Oh goody.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
Oh goody. "
You can also learn me the swivel swiftly but not with Taylor Swift  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You can count me out of Dancing.
A Dance School teacher once said of my dancing abilities, "even if we spent 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week for the next 100 years, you'd still only be less than 1% proficient. You can't dance at all!"
Suits me! "
Your in  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
Oh goody.
You can also learn me the swivel swiftly but not with Taylor Swift "
Oh no, three's a crowd! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
Oh goody.
You can also learn me the swivel swiftly but not with Taylor Swift
Oh no, three's a crowd!"
Don't worry Taylor isn't coming....but you will  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around
I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas
Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?
How the feck should I know!
Knock-offs probably
Do you have a taste in handbags?
Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?
But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat
I shall look for something suitably tasteful "
Red would be nice  |
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around
I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas
Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?
How the feck should I know!
Knock-offs probably
Do you have a taste in handbags?
Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?
But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat
I shall look for something suitably tasteful
Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice "
EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around
I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas
Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?
How the feck should I know!
Knock-offs probably
Do you have a taste in handbags?
Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?
But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat
I shall look for something suitably tasteful
Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice
EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran "
Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one  |
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around
I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas
Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?
How the feck should I know!
Knock-offs probably
Do you have a taste in handbags?
Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?
But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat
I shall look for something suitably tasteful
Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice
EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran
Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one "
You didn't notice the edit i made then?
New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around
I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas
Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?
How the feck should I know!
Knock-offs probably
Do you have a taste in handbags?
Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?
But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat
I shall look for something suitably tasteful
Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice
EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran
Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one
You didn't notice the edit i made then?
New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you "
Twat...another one trying to dance me up the garden path
Your barred  |
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around
I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas
Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?
How the feck should I know!
Knock-offs probably
Do you have a taste in handbags?
Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?
But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat
I shall look for something suitably tasteful
Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice
EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran
Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one
You didn't notice the edit i made then?
New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you
Twat...another one trying to dance me up the garden path
Your barred "
God no! I don't do dancing
Last time I tried somebody thought I was having a seizure  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around
I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas
Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?
How the feck should I know!
Knock-offs probably
Do you have a taste in handbags?
Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?
But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat
I shall look for something suitably tasteful
Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice
EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran
Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one
You didn't notice the edit i made then?
New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you
Twat...another one trying to dance me up the garden path
Your barred
God no! I don't do dancing
Last time I tried somebody thought I was having a seizure "
Ok I'll relent and let you back....see it can happen  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"My dancing is almost as good as my love life
So not great then?
I was being subtle "
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me. "
Mmm...me too  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh "
OI! I want to teach you!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
Mmm...me too "
And there's you trying to turn me into a wimp  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
OI! I want to teach you! "
The more the merrier  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around
I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas
Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?
How the feck should I know!
Knock-offs probably
Do you have a taste in handbags?
Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?
But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat
I shall look for something suitably tasteful
Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice
EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran
Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one
You didn't notice the edit i made then?
New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you
Twat...another one trying to dance me up the garden path
Your barred
God no! I don't do dancing
Last time I tried somebody thought I was having a seizure "
Haha!  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
Mmm...me too
And there's you trying to turn me into a wimp "
Not possible!  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
OI! I want to teach you!
The more the merrier "
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
Just got my old sparkly dance shoes out of the loft, ready for later!  |
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around
I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas
Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?
How the feck should I know!
Knock-offs probably
Do you have a taste in handbags?
Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?
But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat
I shall look for something suitably tasteful
Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice
EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran
Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one
You didn't notice the edit i made then?
New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you
Twat...another one trying to dance me up the garden path
Your barred
God no! I don't do dancing
Last time I tried somebody thought I was having a seizure
Ok I'll relent and let you back....see it can happen "
Thank you, even tho it only saying it for a free handbag  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around
I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas
Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?
How the feck should I know!
Knock-offs probably
Do you have a taste in handbags?
Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?
But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat
I shall look for something suitably tasteful
Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice
EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran
Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one
You didn't notice the edit i made then?
New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you
Twat...another one trying to dance me up the garden path
Your barred
God no! I don't do dancing
Last time I tried somebody thought I was having a seizure
Ok I'll relent and let you back....see it can happen
Thank you, even tho it only saying it for a free handbag "
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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So I'll soon have to get me hair up in a bun and paint my fixed smile on, ready for later Gosh these gold shoes are looking a bit tatty, might have to invest in a new pair. Could go to the charity shop, I spose...I'll pick you an old bag up, whilst I'm there!  |
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
OI! I want to teach you!
The more the merrier "
Definitely, do join us.  |
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
Get lost in don't even own a handbag to dance around
I'll buy you one next time I pass the charity shop, I'll send you it for xmas
Do they do designer ones in that charity shop?
How the feck should I know!
Knock-offs probably
Do you have a taste in handbags?
Now as I don't own one it's fecking hard to have a taste in them isn't it?
But obviously as a tasteful mistress I do not enjoy tat
I shall look for something suitably tasteful
Pink leopard print with spikes would be nice
EBay is good for bargains, i got my ex's wedding dress for her, 27 quid Inc. postage, Jasper Conran
Well I hope it's new I don't want a whores handbag for my first one
You didn't notice the edit i made then?
New from a charity shop? It'll be new to you
Twat...another one trying to dance me up the garden path
Your barred
God no! I don't do dancing
Last time I tried somebody thought I was having a seizure
Ok I'll relent and let you back....see it can happen
Thank you, even tho it only saying it for a free handbag
Off course "
At least your honest about it, i respect that  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
OI! I want to teach you!
The more the merrier
Definitely, do join us. "
We'll soon have our own formation team!  |
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
OI! I want to teach you!
The more the merrier
Definitely, do join us.
We'll soon have our own formation team! "
Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
OI! I want to teach you!
The more the merrier
Definitely, do join us.
We'll soon have our own formation team!
Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show. "
Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......  |
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
OI! I want to teach you!
The more the merrier
Definitely, do join us.
We'll soon have our own formation team!
Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.
Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?...... "
I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
OI! I want to teach you!
The more the merrier
Definitely, do join us.
We'll soon have our own formation team!
Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show. "
Oh I hope you pay for that later  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
OI! I want to teach you!
The more the merrier
Definitely, do join us.
We'll soon have our own formation team!
Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.
Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?...... "
No no and no again  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
OI! I want to teach you!
The more the merrier
Definitely, do join us.
We'll soon have our own formation team!
Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.
Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......
I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act "
Never a more true words have you spoken  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
OI! I want to teach you!
The more the merrier
Definitely, do join us.
We'll soon have our own formation team!
Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.
Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......
No no and no again "
I used to do line dancing as well...YEE HAH...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
OI! I want to teach you!
The more the merrier
Definitely, do join us.
We'll soon have our own formation team!
Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.
Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......
No no and no again
I used to do line dancing as well...YEE HAH... "
The only line dancing I do is when there is a queue for the toilets  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
OI! I want to teach you!
The more the merrier
Definitely, do join us.
We'll soon have our own formation team!
Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.
Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......
No no and no again
I used to do line dancing as well...YEE HAH...
The only line dancing I do is when there is a queue for the toilets "
Haha! 'specially if you're jiggling from one foot to the other whilst you're queuing  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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Whispers....*one and a half hours*......  |
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over a year ago
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"Whispers....*one and a half hours*...... "
That's me off out for a while then  |
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over a year ago
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Alexandra Burke was awesome!
Tearjerker tho |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Alexandra Burke was awesome!
Tearjerker tho"
I don’t often watch but saw that. It was hard to tell which one was the professional |
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"Alexandra Burke was awesome!
Tearjerker tho"
Loved her reaction and the judges to her |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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Susan totally smashed it tonight as well! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm watching Se7en ....much better movement and passion along with something far less gruesome than those 'orrible judges  |
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Im watching Shanghai Noon, then Shanghai Knights. Jackie Chan is poetry in motion (whatever that means) there's an awesome scene where he does 'singing in the rain'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im watching Shanghai Noon, then Shanghai Knights. Jackie Chan is poetry in motion (whatever that means) there's an awesome scene where he does 'singing in the rain'
I loved Morecambe & Wise's version of Singing in the rain "
Yes!
And George Sampson from BGT |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im watching Shanghai Noon, then Shanghai Knights. Jackie Chan is poetry in motion (whatever that means) there's an awesome scene where he does 'singing in the rain'
I loved Morecambe & Wise's version of Singing in the rain
Yes!
And George Sampson from BGT"
George was ok but not as much fun as Eric and Ern!  |
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"Im watching Shanghai Noon, then Shanghai Knights. Jackie Chan is poetry in motion (whatever that means) there's an awesome scene where he does 'singing in the rain'
I loved Morecambe & Wise's version of Singing in the rain
Yes!
And George Sampson from BGT
George was ok but not as much fun as Eric and Ern! "
True, I recommend the Jacky Chan version, precision art and comedy combined  |
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Jackie chan singing in the rain
https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Alexandra Burke was awesome!
Tearjerker tho"
Oi bugger off spamming this thread with such talk  |
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over a year ago
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"Jackie chan singing in the rain
https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec"
Excellent!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Come on mods....help me out with all these renegades  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jackie chan singing in the rain
https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec"
Your barred and you can keep the handbag  |
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"Jackie chan singing in the rain
https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec
Your barred and you can keep the handbag "
It's choreographed martial arts, so it's not 'strictly' dancing  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jackie chan singing in the rain
https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec
Your barred and you can keep the handbag
It's choreographed martial arts, so it's not 'strictly' dancing "
Oh bugger....you still got the bag on order?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alexandra Burke was awesome!
Tearjerker tho
Oi bugger off spamming this thread with such talk "
Sorry... But what's the problem....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Alexandra Burke was awesome!
Tearjerker tho
Oi bugger off spamming this thread with such talk
Sorry... But what's the problem.... "
This is the thread where we don't talk about that rubbish....anything but!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jackie chan singing in the rain
https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec
Your barred and you can keep the handbag
It's choreographed martial arts, so it's not 'strictly' dancing
Oh bugger....you still got the bag on order? "
It made me.laugh  |
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"Jackie chan singing in the rain
https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec
Your barred and you can keep the handbag
It's choreographed martial arts, so it's not 'strictly' dancing
Oh bugger....you still got the bag on order? "
Don't get ya knickers in a twist, I'll still look for one  |
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over a year ago
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Hey just a thought.
What happens when the BBW chat thread finishes 419? Do they have to skip one and go to 421?
Bloody things that worry me  |
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"Hey just a thought.
What happens when the BBW chat thread finishes 419? Do they have to skip one and go to 421?
Bloody things that worry me "
Maybe they'll do 419, 419 plus size, 421  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey just a thought.
What happens when the BBW chat thread finishes 419? Do they have to skip one and go to 421?
Bloody things that worry me
Maybe they'll do 419, 419 plus size, 421 "
Oi now cut that out..we'll have none of that talk.
Be chuffing swearing next  |
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"Hey just a thought.
What happens when the BBW chat thread finishes 419? Do they have to skip one and go to 421?
Bloody things that worry me
Maybe they'll do 419, 419 plus size, 421
Oi now cut that out..we'll have none of that talk.
Be chuffing swearing next "
Piss off! I dont swear in front of ladies  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey just a thought.
What happens when the BBW chat thread finishes 419? Do they have to skip one and go to 421?
Bloody things that worry me
Maybe they'll do 419, 419 plus size, 421
Oi now cut that out..we'll have none of that talk.
Be chuffing swearing next
Piss off! I dont swear in front of ladies "
Tut tut  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alexandra Burke was awesome!
Tearjerker tho
Oi bugger off spamming this thread with such talk
Sorry... But what's the problem....
This is the thread where we don't talk about that rubbish....anything but! "
My mistake... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Alexandra Burke was awesome!
Tearjerker tho
Oi bugger off spamming this thread with such talk
Sorry... But what's the problem.... "
This is the thread for the miserable non dancers, you need the other strictly thread  |
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over a year ago
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"Alexandra Burke was awesome!
Tearjerker tho
Oi bugger off spamming this thread with such talk
Sorry... But what's the problem....
This is the thread where we don't talk about that rubbish....anything but!
My mistake..."
Your forgiven...we can all make a mistake  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Alexandra Burke was awesome!
Tearjerker tho
Oi bugger off spamming this thread with such talk
Sorry... But what's the problem....
This is the thread for the miserable non dancers, you need the other strictly thread "
Ahem...miserable!  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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So mistress, glad I got my sparkly shoes out, had a lovely twirl in them!  |
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over a year ago
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"So mistress, glad I got my sparkly shoes out, had a lovely twirl in them! "
Careful  |
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over a year ago
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"So mistress, glad I got my sparkly shoes out, had a lovely twirl in them! " Careful _amiss someone has upset oil on the floor |
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over a year ago
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"So mistress, glad I got my sparkly shoes out, had a lovely twirl in them! Careful _amiss someone has upset oil on the floor "
Would I?  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"So mistress, glad I got my sparkly shoes out, had a lovely twirl in them! Careful _amiss someone has upset oil on the floor
Would I? "
Yes you would!  |
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over a year ago
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"So mistress, glad I got my sparkly shoes out, had a lovely twirl in them! Careful _amiss someone has upset oil on the floor "
I know!  |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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You will have to forgive me tonight ladies...as I have my daughter stopping over and can't get on as much as normal  |
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
OI! I want to teach you!
The more the merrier
Definitely, do join us.
We'll soon have our own formation team!
Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.
Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......
I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act "
That's funny  |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
OI! I want to teach you!
The more the merrier
Definitely, do join us.
We'll soon have our own formation team!
Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.
Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......
I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act
That's funny "
There will be trouble ahead  |
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
OI! I want to teach you!
The more the merrier
Definitely, do join us.
We'll soon have our own formation team!
Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.
Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......
I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act
That's funny
There will be trouble ahead "
Didn't Fred Astaire say something similar to Ginger Rodgers...  |
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over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
OI! I want to teach you!
The more the merrier
Definitely, do join us.
We'll soon have our own formation team!
Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.
Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......
I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act
That's funny
There will be trouble ahead
Didn't Fred Astaire say something similar to Ginger Rodgers... "
But which one am I?  |
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
OI! I want to teach you!
The more the merrier
Definitely, do join us.
We'll soon have our own formation team!
Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.
Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......
I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act
That's funny
There will be trouble ahead
Didn't Fred Astaire say something similar to Ginger Rodgers...
But which one am I? "
Neither, you're you!
A cross of them both?  |
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over a year ago
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
OI! I want to teach you!
The more the merrier
Definitely, do join us.
We'll soon have our own formation team!
Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.
Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......
I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act
That's funny
There will be trouble ahead
Didn't Fred Astaire say something similar to Ginger Rodgers...
But which one am I?
Neither, you're you!
A cross of them both? "
Bugger off with them eyes...Soxy's apprentice  |
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"Right you know the score for tomorrow night.
Your safe haven is back to get away from all that swiffing about (is swiffing a word?)so come along and join in here
I love you in a twirling sort of way.. becoz I know you are a closet dancer!
Bugger off...only my dresses are in that closet
No...No...you are hiding your true self...I can just visualise you doing the Argentine tango or a passionate Paso doble....
I love a paso doble. All of that posturing and masculinity does things to me.
I'll let you teach me eh
OI! I want to teach you!
The more the merrier
Definitely, do join us.
We'll soon have our own formation team!
Yay! Then perhaps we could star in a dancing show.
Yeah! Wonder what the dancing show would be called?......
I think mistress would need pulling forcibly onto stage, it would be a drag act
That's funny
There will be trouble ahead
Didn't Fred Astaire say something similar to Ginger Rodgers...
But which one am I?
Neither, you're you!
A cross of them both?
Bugger off with them eyes...Soxy's apprentice "
What's wrong with my eyes?
Hey I learn from everybody, even you  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?  |
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? "
Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side
Naughty people
Indeed, their cards will be marked accordingly I'm sure "
Yep, I bet they will.  |
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over a year ago
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night? "
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side
Naughty people
Indeed, their cards will be marked accordingly I'm sure "
I can be quite forgiving  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Dunno, but we had a few trying to darken the light side
Naughty people
Indeed, their cards will be marked accordingly I'm sure
I can be quite forgiving "
Ah..bless you.  |
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over a year ago
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night? "
You were on the other side?
You're barred!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred! "
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jackie chan singing in the rain
https://youtu.be/RvaFDnVFiec
Your barred and you can keep the handbag
It's choreographed martial arts, so it's not 'strictly' dancing
Oh bugger....you still got the bag on order?
It made me.laugh "
Hey we talking free handbags here  |
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too "
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes "
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress  |
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress "
Who's got a free dress?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress
Who's got a free dress? "
Samiss  |
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress
Who's got a free dress?
Samiss "
Fairy nuff  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress
Who's got a free dress?
Samiss "
Twirls in.....and twirls out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress
Who's got a free dress?
Samiss
Fairy nuff "
Who said she's got a hairy muff?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress
Who's got a free dress?
Samiss
Fairy nuff
Who said she's got a hairy muff? "
Oh bugger where's my glasses gone  |
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress
Who's got a free dress?
Samiss
Fairy nuff
Who said she's got a hairy muff?
Oh bugger where's my glasses gone "
Who's a hairy puff?
Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress
Who's got a free dress?
Samiss
Fairy nuff
Who said she's got a hairy muff?
Oh bugger where's my glasses gone
Who's a hairy puff?
Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them "
I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you
Found them now good advice  |
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress
Who's got a free dress?
Samiss
Fairy nuff
Who said she's got a hairy muff?
Oh bugger where's my glasses gone
Who's a hairy puff?
Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them
I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you
Found them now good advice "
No I'm straight straight not fab straight
That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress
Who's got a free dress?
Samiss
Fairy nuff
Who said she's got a hairy muff?
Oh bugger where's my glasses gone
Who's a hairy puff?
Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them
I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you
Found them now good advice
No I'm straight straight not fab straight
That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age "
Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here |
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress
Who's got a free dress?
Samiss
Fairy nuff
Who said she's got a hairy muff?
Oh bugger where's my glasses gone
Who's a hairy puff?
Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them
I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you
Found them now good advice
No I'm straight straight not fab straight
That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age
Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here "
I appreciate you're honesty... or lack of lol
ooh were getting close to a pt.3, the dark side are still on pt.1, I guess we're the popular crowd  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress
Who's got a free dress?
Samiss
Fairy nuff
Who said she's got a hairy muff?
Oh bugger where's my glasses gone
Who's a hairy puff?
Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them
I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you
Found them now good advice
No I'm straight straight not fab straight
That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age
Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here
I appreciate you're honesty... or lack of lol
ooh were getting close to a pt.3, the dark side are still on pt.1, I guess we're the popular crowd "
Or the ones with feck all else to do  |
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress
Who's got a free dress?
Samiss
Fairy nuff
Who said she's got a hairy muff?
Oh bugger where's my glasses gone
Who's a hairy puff?
Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them
I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you
Found them now good advice
No I'm straight straight not fab straight
That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age
Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here
I appreciate you're honesty... or lack of lol
ooh were getting close to a pt.3, the dark side are still on pt.1, I guess we're the popular crowd
Or the ones with feck all else to do "
Nah we're the ones with better things to do! Like chatting crap with strangers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It is Sunday boring day! not seen results yet.
Alexandra or Aston to win.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It is Sunday boring day! not seen results yet.
Alexandra or Aston to win. "
Get off and never darken this door again  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress
Who's got a free dress?
Samiss
Fairy nuff
Who said she's got a hairy muff? "
I haven't  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress
Who's got a free dress?
Samiss
Fairy nuff
Who said she's got a hairy muff?
Oh bugger where's my glasses gone
Who's a hairy puff?
Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them
I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you
Found them now good advice
No I'm straight straight not fab straight
That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age
Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here
I appreciate you're honesty... or lack of lol
ooh were getting close to a pt.3, the dark side are still on pt.1, I guess we're the popular crowd "
That's coz I keep bloody posting on here and I'm on a promise with Mistress when this gets to part 20
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over a year ago
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress
Who's got a free dress?
Samiss
Fairy nuff
Who said she's got a hairy muff?
I haven't "
I knew you wouldn't with them d*n*i*g (can't say the word) leotards...I misread and thought he was telling porkies  |
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over a year ago
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress
Who's got a free dress?
Samiss
Fairy nuff
Who said she's got a hairy muff?
Oh bugger where's my glasses gone
Who's a hairy puff?
Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them
I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you
Found them now good advice
No I'm straight straight not fab straight
That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age
Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here
I appreciate you're honesty... or lack of lol
ooh were getting close to a pt.3, the dark side are still on pt.1, I guess we're the popular crowd
That's coz I keep bloody posting on here and I'm on a promise with Mistress when this gets to part 20
"
Ah but you don't accom  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress
Who's got a free dress?
Samiss
Fairy nuff
Who said she's got a hairy muff?
I haven't
I knew you wouldn't with them d*n*i*g (can't say the word) leotards...I misread and thought he was telling porkies "
Yeah, you don't want it hanging out the sides, not a good look!  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress
Who's got a free dress?
Samiss
Fairy nuff
Who said she's got a hairy muff?
Oh bugger where's my glasses gone
Who's a hairy puff?
Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them
I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you
Found them now good advice
No I'm straight straight not fab straight
That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age
Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here
I appreciate you're honesty... or lack of lol
ooh were getting close to a pt.3, the dark side are still on pt.1, I guess we're the popular crowd
That's coz I keep bloody posting on here and I'm on a promise with Mistress when this gets to part 20
Ah but you don't accom "
Haha  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress
Who's got a free dress?
Samiss
Fairy nuff
Who said she's got a hairy muff?
I haven't
I knew you wouldn't with them d*n*i*g (can't say the word) leotards...I misread and thought he was telling porkies
Yeah, you don't want it hanging out the sides, not a good look! "
Do you want to be guest host of part 3?  |
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"Did anyone stray over to the dark side last night?
Did I not see you make a post on that thread last night?
You were on the other side?
You're barred!
Have you bloody been to look?
Your on dodgy ground too
I don't need to go look, you just said about seeing somebody post in there. That's an admittion of guilt in my rolling eyes
We will let it go this time....she's got a free dress
Who's got a free dress?
Samiss
Fairy nuff
Who said she's got a hairy muff?
Oh bugger where's my glasses gone
Who's a hairy puff?
Quit rolling it eyes and you might find them
I haven't a fecking clue...hope it's not you
Found them now good advice
No I'm straight straight not fab straight
That's good, can't have you taking a fall at your age
Cheeky bugger...I added a few years on for here
I appreciate you're honesty... or lack of lol
ooh were getting close to a pt.3, the dark side are still on pt.1, I guess we're the popular crowd
That's coz I keep bloody posting on here and I'm on a promise with Mistress when this gets to part 20
"
At this rate you'll soon be doing a happy dance.
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