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How many girls and boys wud fuck a neighbour or neighbours if they had chances to do so ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mines a pretty lady. Although she's pretty anti-social |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
I slept with the neighbours daughter if that counts...
Present ones. Erm I'll just continue to take the bins out for them, although the zimmer may come in handy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nah...there's a saying aboutnot to do something in your own backyard.
I stick to that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nah...there's a saying aboutnot to do something in your own backyard.
I stick to that "
Lol true |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"How many girls and boys wud fuck a neighbour or neighbours if they had chances to do so ??"
God no!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He doesn't live next door to me now, but it's still a family home, and I would.
The other neighbours, no. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, wouldn't touch mine with a 10ft bargepole x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes. He is hot lol |
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By *aelawMan
over a year ago
Paisley |
They all hate me but there is one that is always friendly, so yes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nah...there's a saying aboutnot to do something in your own backyard.
I stick to that "
Don't double penetrate on your own doorstep. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did and ended up living with him for 10 years..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nope |
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My neighbour is genuinely hot, and if I ever think I could get away with it, I would in a heartbeat  |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
I had a fwb who lived across the road from me. He moved away to London but we’re still in touch |
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"I had a fwb who lived across the road from me. He moved away to London but we’re still in touch "
moves to hull |
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Wouldn't shit on my own doorstep I live in a village so it would be a no |
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Good lord no! Have you seen my neighbours? |
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"Good lord no! Have you seen my neighbours?"
Love this lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nope, it is very much like “would you shit on your doorstep?”. For us anyway. Too close for comfort and we wouldn’t want our children involved in a drama that can sometimes follow. We are happy to accommodate or travel, but wouldn’t play with anybody who lived next door to us. But that’s just us.... |
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"I had a fwb who lived across the road from me. He moved away to London but we’re still in touch
moves to hull "
Hull's a big place. |
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"Wouldn't shit on my own doorstep I live in a village so it would be a no"
Hehehe! I live in a very small village too, but the fence which separates our gardens isn't very high  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck no! |
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By *inkycouplespainCouple
over a year ago
Malaga Spain but sometimes Manchester and |
"How many girls and boys wud fuck a neighbour or neighbours if they had chances to do so ??"
If i famcied them yes, dadly my neighbours ate all old  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Left side no bloody way right side yessssssssss please |
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"Wouldn't shit on my own doorstep I live in a village so it would be a no
Hehehe! I live in a very small village too, but the fence which separates our gardens isn't very high "
Would still be a no lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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None of them . |
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Defo she is a fit and from Nepal |
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"Wouldn't shit on my own doorstep I live in a village so it would be a no
Hehehe! I live in a very small village too, but the fence which separates our gardens isn't very high
Would still be a no lol"
I'm a though lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No...on both sides |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
No. Both sides of mine are in their 80's. Plus the one side are really posh and think I'm common as muck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No...
They would say baaa |
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"No. Both sides of mine are in their 80's. Plus the one side are really posh and think I'm common as muck."
clifton ?
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"No. Both sides of mine are in their 80's. Plus the one side are really posh and think I'm common as muck.clifton ?"
No, even at uni I wasn't the Clifton type. Although I did occasionally venture just on the outskirts of it for a café that did a cracking all day breakfast. |
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"No. Both sides of mine are in their 80's. Plus the one side are really posh and think I'm common as muck.clifton ?
No, even at uni I wasn't the Clifton type. Although I did occasionally venture just on the outskirts of it for a café that did a cracking all day breakfast."
just posh neighbours then lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of my neighbours is ridiculously good looking.
So is his girlfriend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i fucked my neighbour after coming home d*unk one night . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I live next to a church.... So maybe some of them  |
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"I live next to a church.... So maybe some of them "
I hope it hasn't got a graveyard |
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I'd gladly fuck a couple of my neighbours if they didn't live so close. And that they wanted me to fuck them of course  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Next door but one. Sarah @ 93. Defo. |
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By *j JonesMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
ive just moved & id definitely fuck my neighbor!!... theres also sooo many sexy dog walking milfs in the area!!!.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many girls and boys wud fuck a neighbour or neighbours if they had chances to do so ??"
42 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would, she's a really sexy woman |
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I did do when I was in my twenties,great fun,shall we say she was very liberated when it came to sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I slept with the neighbours daughter if that counts...
Present ones. Erm I'll just continue to take the bins out for them, although the zimmer may come in handy "
Remake of the girl next door maybe? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I live next to a church.... So maybe some of them
I hope it hasn't got a graveyard "
No graveyard. That could have been fun though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of my neighbours is a very cute blonde lady with sexy body... So no... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fab is supposed to be a swingers site but we ain’t me anyone that swings they do a lot of widow-shopping and endless talking so good luck on that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fab is supposed to be a swingers site but we ain’t me anyone that swings they do a lot of widow-shopping and endless talking so good luck on that one "
I don't window shop. Pity your so bloody far away |
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Nah don't shit on my doorstep. Neighbours or work colleagues are too close in case anything goes tits up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have tickled ma neighbour's plums on many an occasion if that counts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have tickled ma neighbour's plums on many an occasion if that counts "
Haha. |
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"I have tickled ma neighbour's plums on many an occasion if that counts
Haha."
Be afraid, very afraid, cos me & Dan are gonna gang up on you........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have tickled ma neighbour's plums on many an occasion if that counts
Haha.
Be afraid, very afraid, cos me & Dan are gonna gang up on you........"
Yikes! |
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"I have tickled ma neighbour's plums on many an occasion if that counts
Haha.
Be afraid, very afraid, cos me & Dan are gonna gang up on you........
Yikes!"
Gadzooks Sir, you know it makes sense innit bro |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have tickled ma neighbour's plums on many an occasion if that counts
Haha.
Be afraid, very afraid, cos me & Dan are gonna gang up on you........
Yikes!
Gadzooks Sir, you know it makes sense innit bro "
Talking of gadzooks, did you see Tina post on the nocturnal extra time thread? |
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I did. Now a year on we are still together |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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she's 92, the next thing to fuck her is the flu |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did. Last year the house next to me was a student house. The thing I'll never forget is the look of shock on her face when she pulled my rock hard cock from my pants that was followed by oh my God you'll split me in two. By God she was so tite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Noooo he's a Sunderland fan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good god, no thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She’s 93, so no. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many girls and boys wud fuck a neighbour or neighbours if they had chances to do so ??"
My next door fuck yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She's hot, single and moving next month so I might chance giving her a little leaving gift... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The couple that just moved out definitely. The guy had a soft spot for K. The new neighbours are not our cup of tea the other side are great friends vanilla style  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
Neighbours, Friends, Work colleagues etc are all a big no, no.
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"Fab is supposed to be a swingers site but we ain’t me anyone that swings they do a lot of widow-shopping and endless talking so good luck on that one "
Widow-shopping can sometimes be productive. But best to wait until after the funeral. |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
I’d fuck one side with a sledgehammer (joke) however I have to admit we don’t have the same value set.
Now there are a couple of houses close by where we both would willingly carnally engage with the ladies... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would one side she is gorgeous. And next door but 1 is so curvations mmmmmm. But it's just a fantasy would never happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fab is supposed to be a swingers site but we ain’t me anyone that swings they do a lot of widow-shopping and endless talking so good luck on that one
Widow-shopping can sometimes be productive. But best to wait until after the funeral. "
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By *erri AnneTV/TS
over a year ago
Shannon and Costa Blanca |
Yes of course I would love to fuck some of them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Next door neighbour is quite small and skinny but has fantastic tits...so yes
Across the road is a quite posh primary school teacher
Looks like she could still be a virgin bit I'm hoping she's a dirty bitch in bed..so yes
Further along the street is without a doubt the ugliest woman in the universe..
So she's a NO!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, I can't stand him.
Although, the dividing wall between our houses are that thin, it almost felt like I was shagging him the other night. Needless to say, he won't be winning any gold medals for performance either. |
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Definitely not even though I'm very close friends with him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've done it a few times. Its fun till you have to act normal the day after |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would fuck mine...round the head with a bat lol
Only a joke lol
Please dont ban me |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
Nope ...literally none of my neighbours are hot ..i need to move house  |
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The one across the road...o m g |
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God no! She's 70 & definitely not my type! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Above - no.
To the side- no
Below- yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would melt in the arms of one two doors up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I found out my next door neighbours cute son had a thing for me and was gutted. He once gave me a DVD player and left his porn in it. I should have made my move then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Left side hell yes she's got lovely perky nips! To the right no she's ancient and there's 3weeks worth of milk bottles on her step she can't be arsed to pick up..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry to be crass but I'd smash her back doors in.
And she knows it. |
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No not nxt door on both sides but there is a lady down the road and a guy across the road and down abit I would lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No
Have you seen her!!!!
Now the girl opposite .... well that’s a whole new story!! |
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I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire. Vile man
B x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My neighbour is on here. And yes we have, and will do some more when I say neighbour. I mean next door. Car outside. See him every day kinda neighbour haha. Quite a turn on tbh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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our freind.next door is also on here so yes we have and will again. |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
If you knew where we lived you'd be laughing too. Sometimes age really is more than just a number. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire. Vile man
B x"
Right thats it..I'll move |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire. Vile man
B x"
I have neighbours like that. Threatened me the day I moved next to them.
They have a vicious dog who attacked my dog and put her in the vets due to bad the attack was.
To make it worse I live in a old Victorian house end of terraced which means they have right of way through my land to the street. They refuse to use their front door and allow their extended family and friends through my garden too!
To answer the OP, I would if I had decent nice neighbours and were good looking. Currently, I do not! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many girls and boys wud fuck a neighbour or neighbours if they had chances to do so ??"
Despite being a woman, not a girl, I would very much like to have an easy and accessible source of regular sex, a neighbour would be ideal!
Actually, it's one of the things I'm looking for at the moment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...To the right no she's ancient and there's 3weeks worth of milk bottles on her step she can't be arsed to pick up....."
Maybe she died?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No cos its all fun when its going well but a shitstorm if it goes tits up. |
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I would if they're nice. I've got a polish couple next to me and every time i have a 'screamer over they ask was everyting okay last night lol. She is fit as f@#k  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...To the right no she's ancient and there's 3weeks worth of milk bottles on her step she can't be arsed to pick up.....Maybe she died?"
she should do something about all the flies at her windows too!
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One side probably, part of the attraction is fucking her in her pool. The other side no |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
We don't really have any as such.
We have a personal trainer and his misses but no I'm far to fat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many girls and boys wud fuck a neighbour or neighbours if they had chances to do so ??"
I would |
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I have slept with one of the women in my road, she told her daughter after, which stopped me getting her into bed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes.the teacher below, and the girl next door |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, but I'd let her suck my cock! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Uch puchhh nooooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Done it "
If you were my neighbour, I'd reconsider |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My neighbour is an 86 year old widow so I would need to pick the scab off her fanny first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My neighbours are a bunch of young hot students soo yeh lol x |
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No, they're all annoying pains in the arse |
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I did and now we're a couple and on here together |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No my neighbour is one of ex's best friends |
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"I did and now we're a couple and on here together"
Oh yes and how amazing has it been |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nope, the saying goes don't shit on your own doorstep x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did and now we're a couple and on here together"
Beatiful story!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Today I'm ridiculously horny. So yes, ALL my nieghbours are fuckable today. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It would kill them, I'd better not...
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would kill them, I'd better not...
Peach x"
At least they'd die happy x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would kill them, I'd better not...
Peach x
At least they'd die happy x"
Morning you
When are you moving next door...
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would kill them, I'd better not...
Peach x
At least they'd die happy x
Morning you
When are you moving next door...
Peach x"
Morning peachy
Was just about to ask you the same thing!
Don't want to get out of bed today. It's going to be a long hard day! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes in a heartbeat. One lady either side of me is hot also 2 and 3 doors away one way are hot too!
Have slept with neighbours in the past when younger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would kill them, I'd better not...
Peach x
At least they'd die happy x
Morning you
When are you moving next door...
Peach x
Morning peachy
Was just about to ask you the same thing!
Don't want to get out of bed today. It's going to be a long hard day! x"
Your bed sounds far more enticing than work...
Peach x |
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I have done when I used to live in a flat, had a hot guy living in the floor above me. We had a good time and it lasted a few years! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would kill them, I'd better not...
Peach x
At least they'd die happy x
Morning you
When are you moving next door...
Peach x
Morning peachy
Was just about to ask you the same thing!
Don't want to get out of bed today. It's going to be a long hard day! x
Your bed sounds far more enticing than work...
Peach x"
I cordially invite you to my bed.
However, I'm now out of it as I need to get everyone ready and it in time.
Will leave it as an open ended offer
Not sure how works going to be when I feel so incredibly horny and naughty. You've corrupted me x |
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Only if they understand the term nsa |
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Mine are a complete pain in the backside and not remotely attractive |
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"My neighbour is an 86 year old widow so I would need to pick the scab off her fanny first "
to much info m8 ?
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over a year ago
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"It would kill them, I'd better not...
Peach x"
The other side's not too bad Peach?
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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More to the point, can someone please ask my neighbour if she'd like to fuck me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have several neighbors who I would very much like to fuck. There’s one in particular who I have fantasies about constantly she must know the way I look at her. About 45, 5ft 11 long blond hair and a lovely figure. Always wears tight jeans and knee high boots.......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Many years ago when I was single a pulled this girl took her back to mine (Well parents) had a bit of fun, she said right I better get home so I walked her to the door she went up our path and down the neighbours path who had moved in that week, it was their eldest daughter very awkward |
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My next door neighbour is really upright and always has a camel toe that turns me on. I just want to angry fuck the rigidity out of her |
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Good god no I'd rather pull my eye ball's out! |
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Theoretically, my neighbour is attractive. She has a cracking figure and looks knockout when she's dolled up. In practise, I feed her cat when she's on holiday, and I know what a filthy hovel her house is inside. I just couldn't do it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would kill them, I'd better not...
Peach x
The other side's not too bad Peach?
Fuzz"
She's my bestie, not a chance
Peach x |
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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago
Just where I need to be. |
No I'd give him a stroke.He's in his 80s |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No I would not. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No I'd give him a stroke.He's in his 80s "
Can you give me a stroke please? I'm in my 30's
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More to the point, can someone please ask my neighbour if she'd like to fuck me? "
Are you like 12? Do you want me to pass a note..' my mate here wants to know if you'll touch his willy..'
Peach x |
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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago
Just where I need to be. |
"No I'd give him a stroke.He's in his 80s
Can you give me a stroke please? I'm in my 30's
Fuzz"
That's a different kind of stroke |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would kill them, I'd better not...
Peach x
The other side's not too bad Peach?
Fuzz
She's my bestie, not a chance
Peach x"
But she's cute, fit and corruptible
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did and now we're a couple and on here together"
Which one popped round to borrow some Nescafé Gold Blend? |
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"I did and ended up living with him for 10 years.. "
...... I know that feeling ... 12 years for me and it happened to be my best man's wife too.... whoops ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a chance can't stand the alcoholic bastard x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More to the point, can someone please ask my neighbour if she'd like to fuck me?
Are you like 12? Do you want me to pass a note..' my mate here wants to know if you'll touch his willy..'
Peach x"
Will you? |
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"Next door but one. Sarah @ 93. Defo. "
.... isn't 93 a little old lol the old jokes are still the best !
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"How many girls and boys wud fuck a neighbour or neighbours if they had chances to do so ??"
not a bother
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really must relocate...
Anyone looking for a new neighbour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn't fuck my neighbour but i would fuck his girlfriend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More to the point, can someone please ask my neighbour if she'd like to fuck me?
Are you like 12? Do you want me to pass a note..' my mate here wants to know if you'll touch his willy..'
Peach x
Will you? "
You could play football in your garden, 'accidentally' kick the ball over and ask for your ball back and a blow job
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More to the point, can someone please ask my neighbour if she'd like to fuck me?
Are you like 12? Do you want me to pass a note..' my mate here wants to know if you'll touch his willy..'
Peach x
Will you? "
If you ask me nicely...really nicely and stand at the gate scuffing your feet
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really must relocate...
Anyone looking for a new neighbour "
Yes please. Either side will do. I’ll tell them to start packing and F off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No I'd give him a stroke.He's in his 80s
Can you give me a stroke please? I'm in my 30's
Fuzz
That's a different kind of stroke "
Breast stroke?
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More to the point, can someone please ask my neighbour if she'd like to fuck me?
Are you like 12? Do you want me to pass a note..' my mate here wants to know if you'll touch his willy..'
Peach x
Will you?
If you ask me nicely...really nicely and stand at the gate scuffing your feet
Peach x"
Don't bother Bee. It doesn't work. I tried that with her when I asked about her mate....still said no.
What about her hairdresser mate, peach?
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really must relocate...
Anyone looking for a new neighbour
Yes please. Either side will do. I’ll tell them to start packing and F off "
Can I move in the other side? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really must relocate...
Anyone looking for a new neighbour
Yes please. Either side will do. I’ll tell them to start packing and F off
Can I move in the other side? "
Yes. Yes you can |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really must relocate...
Anyone looking for a new neighbour
Yes please. Either side will do. I’ll tell them to start packing and F off
Can I move in the other side?
Yes. Yes you can "
That's a rare response to any question I've asked by pm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really must relocate...
Anyone looking for a new neighbour
Yes please. Either side will do. I’ll tell them to start packing and F off
Can I move in the other side?
Yes. Yes you can "
Sweet! Manchesters finest and the only sexy swingers in the village just 15 mins away! Could this be more perfect
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really must relocate...
Anyone looking for a new neighbour
Yes please. Either side will do. I’ll tell them to start packing and F off
Can I move in the other side?
Yes. Yes you can
That's a rare response to any question I've asked by pm "
You’re asking the wrong questions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really must relocate...
Anyone looking for a new neighbour
Yes please. Either side will do. I’ll tell them to start packing and F off
Can I move in the other side?
Yes. Yes you can
Sweet! Manchesters finest and the only sexy swingers in the village just 15 mins away! Could this be more perfect
Peach x"
Haha! Yep, let’s move the Cadbury’s factory down here too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really must relocate...
Anyone looking for a new neighbour
Yes please. Either side will do. I’ll tell them to start packing and F off
Can I move in the other side?
Yes. Yes you can
Sweet! Manchesters finest and the only sexy swingers in the village just 15 mins away! Could this be more perfect
Peach x
Haha! Yep, let’s move the Cadbury’s factory down here too "
Now you're talking
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really must relocate...
Anyone looking for a new neighbour
Yes please. Either side will do. I’ll tell them to start packing and F off
Can I move in the other side?
Yes. Yes you can
That's a rare response to any question I've asked by pm
You’re asking the wrong questions "
That the replies I always get...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really must relocate...
Anyone looking for a new neighbour
Yes please. Either side will do. I’ll tell them to start packing and F off
Can I move in the other side?
Yes. Yes you can
That's a rare response to any question I've asked by pm
You’re asking the wrong questions
That the replies I always get... "
Well if you asked me I’d say yes |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
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Hmmm...I’m on a corner plot - our next door neighbours I probably wouldn’t because neither he nor she are my type.
The guy across the road though...yeah, I could go there. *grins*. Flipping gorgeous, with a great grin and an easy sense of humour.
Buuuut. Still, never shit where you eat and all that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's when good neighbours become good friends. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good gracious NO. My village is like The Forums. There are some seriously narrow-minded, gossipy and bigoted whingers around. Most have been in the village since the Black Death. I do have a very gorgeous DI close by but his missus gives me the evils if I so much as dare to say good morning.
Neighbour shagging.... No, no, no... apart from this one time |
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