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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
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Donald Trump claims to have invented the phrase "fake news". Dr Evil (Austin Powers) said his father used to claim to have invented the question mark. Personally, I invented the cheese grater, but what have you invented? |
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"I invented my alter ego Sox .....
Beat the suckers 
It's past your bedtime
It's 05:42 in Indonesia so I'm up early "
Well you enjoy your late night...me I'm buggering off to bed as I'm up at six |
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"I invented my alter ego Sox .....
Beat the suckers
It's past your bedtime
It's 05:42 in Indonesia so I'm up early
Well you enjoy your late night...me I'm buggering off to bed as I'm up at six "
I zoning in and out .... I'm not engaged in conversation with anyone over there at the moment ....
I'm remote monitoring down hole activity via pc
Don't forget to apply quantises copping's of industrial strength night cream because by fuck you need it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I invented my alter ego Sox .....
Beat the suckers
It's past your bedtime
It's 05:42 in Indonesia so I'm up early
Well you enjoy your late night...me I'm buggering off to bed as I'm up at six
I zoning in and out .... I'm not engaged in conversation with anyone over there at the moment ....
I'm remote monitoring down hole activity via pc
Don't forget to apply quantises copping's of industrial strength night cream because by fuck you need it "
Feck off baitch...you can keep the no dancing thread going in my absence though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I invented my alter ego Sox .....
Beat the suckers
It's past your bedtime
It's 05:42 in Indonesia so I'm up early
Well you enjoy your late night...me I'm buggering off to bed as I'm up at six
I zoning in and out .... I'm not engaged in conversation with anyone over there at the moment ....
I'm remote monitoring down hole activity via pc
Don't forget to apply quantises copping's of industrial strength night cream because by fuck you need it
Feck off baitch...you can keep the no dancing thread going in my absence though "
That's the sort of thread which is so easy for me to avoid .....
Whoever started it must have such infinitesimally low level of concentration on matter of real life gravity ....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I invented my alter ego Sox .....
Beat the suckers
It's past your bedtime
It's 05:42 in Indonesia so I'm up early
Well you enjoy your late night...me I'm buggering off to bed as I'm up at six
I zoning in and out .... I'm not engaged in conversation with anyone over there at the moment ....
I'm remote monitoring down hole activity via pc
Don't forget to apply quantises copping's of industrial strength night cream because by fuck you need it
Feck off baitch...you can keep the no dancing thread going in my absence though
That's the sort of thread which is so easy for me to avoid .....
Whoever started it must have such infinitesimally low level of concentration on matter of real life gravity ....
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Oh bugger of you grumpy old fecker...hope you enjoy your alphabet cereal this morning.
You can play with you "big" words |
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"I invented my alter ego Sox .....
Beat the suckers
It's past your bedtime
It's 05:42 in Indonesia so I'm up early
Well you enjoy your late night...me I'm buggering off to bed as I'm up at six
I zoning in and out .... I'm not engaged in conversation with anyone over there at the moment ....
I'm remote monitoring down hole activity via pc
Don't forget to apply quantises copping's of industrial strength night cream because by fuck you need it
Feck off baitch...you can keep the no dancing thread going in my absence though
That's the sort of thread which is so easy for me to avoid .....
Whoever started it must have such infinitesimally low level of concentration on matter of real life gravity ....
Oh bugger of you grumpy old fecker...hope you enjoy your alphabet cereal this morning.
You can play with you "big" words "
My eyes are bleeding with data .....
It's been very productive but I doubt I'll sleep for a week ,,,,,
But it's for a good cause and I don't moan about the trivial day to day challenges some people face if you catch my drift |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I invented my alter ego Sox .....
Beat the suckers
It's past your bedtime
It's 05:42 in Indonesia so I'm up early
Well you enjoy your late night...me I'm buggering off to bed as I'm up at six
I zoning in and out .... I'm not engaged in conversation with anyone over there at the moment ....
I'm remote monitoring down hole activity via pc
Don't forget to apply quantises copping's of industrial strength night cream because by fuck you need it
Feck off baitch...you can keep the no dancing thread going in my absence though
That's the sort of thread which is so easy for me to avoid .....
Whoever started it must have such infinitesimally low level of concentration on matter of real life gravity ....
Oh bugger of you grumpy old fecker...hope you enjoy your alphabet cereal this morning.
You can play with you "big" words
My eyes are bleeding with data .....
It's been very productive but I doubt I'll sleep for a week ,,,,,
But it's for a good cause and I don't moan about the trivial day to day challenges some people face if you catch my drift "
Give yourself a break...they say the new adult colouring books are great stress relievers.. give it a try   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I invented my alter ego Sox .....
Beat the suckers
It's past your bedtime
It's 05:42 in Indonesia so I'm up early
Well you enjoy your late night...me I'm buggering off to bed as I'm up at six
I zoning in and out .... I'm not engaged in conversation with anyone over there at the moment ....
I'm remote monitoring down hole activity via pc
Don't forget to apply quantises copping's of industrial strength night cream because by fuck you need it
Feck off baitch...you can keep the no dancing thread going in my absence though
That's the sort of thread which is so easy for me to avoid .....
Whoever started it must have such infinitesimally low level of concentration on matter of real life gravity ....
Oh bugger of you grumpy old fecker...hope you enjoy your alphabet cereal this morning.
You can play with you "big" words
My eyes are bleeding with data .....
It's been very productive but I doubt I'll sleep for a week ,,,,,
But it's for a good cause and I don't moan about the trivial day to day challenges some people face if you catch my drift
Give yourself a break...they say the new adult colouring books are great stress relievers.. give it a try "
I'm not stressed or overly tired.....
They will be pulling out the hole soon to change the BHA so I'm going to do a some shopping and maybe get my cock sucked ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I invented my alter ego Sox .....
Beat the suckers
It's past your bedtime
It's 05:42 in Indonesia so I'm up early
Well you enjoy your late night...me I'm buggering off to bed as I'm up at six
I zoning in and out .... I'm not engaged in conversation with anyone over there at the moment ....
I'm remote monitoring down hole activity via pc
Don't forget to apply quantises copping's of industrial strength night cream because by fuck you need it
Feck off baitch...you can keep the no dancing thread going in my absence though
That's the sort of thread which is so easy for me to avoid .....
Whoever started it must have such infinitesimally low level of concentration on matter of real life gravity ....
Oh bugger of you grumpy old fecker...hope you enjoy your alphabet cereal this morning.
You can play with you "big" words
My eyes are bleeding with data .....
It's been very productive but I doubt I'll sleep for a week ,,,,,
But it's for a good cause and I don't moan about the trivial day to day challenges some people face if you catch my drift
Give yourself a break...they say the new adult colouring books are great stress relievers.. give it a try
I'm not stressed or overly tired.....
They will be pulling out the hole soon to change the BHA so I'm going to do a some shopping and maybe get my cock sucked ..... "
On that note I'm fecking off
...yer dirty fecker... |
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"I invented the term bi-selfish
Oooh, can we get a definition to go with it?
I +1 this, although I'm sure I've heard it somewhere before"
Very simply it's someone who takes but won't give. Ive met so many women like that. I was trying to categorise all the types of bi-ness I'd come across while swinging for an article I was writing years ago. I have to smile when someone uses the term now  |
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I tried patenting the SpiderVac . A mini hoover for people who hate spiders . Tiny nozzle that gets into the corners of the walls . Sucked up into a small plastic container and then you just throw it out into the garden and it doesn't die . I thought it was great but nobody else did lol  |
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"I tried patenting the SpiderVac . A mini hoover for people who hate spiders . Tiny nozzle that gets into the corners of the walls . Sucked up into a small plastic container and then you just throw it out into the garden and it doesn't die . I thought it was great but nobody else did lol "
Someone's pinched it, that exists  |
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"I tried patenting the SpiderVac . A mini hoover for people who hate spiders . Tiny nozzle that gets into the corners of the walls . Sucked up into a small plastic container and then you just throw it out into the garden and it doesn't die . I thought it was great but nobody else did lol
Someone's pinched it, that exists "
Doesn't surprise me it was years ago I tried  |
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"Fish finger sarnie
And a secret sam move that can make any woman orgasm in under 5 seconds I've been eating that for 20 years . Where's the patent proof lol  "
Longer than 20 my friend
It's filed away safe and sound along with my franchise plans for a global chain of "SAMs fishy fingers" outlets.
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"I tried patenting the SpiderVac . A mini hoover for people who hate spiders . Tiny nozzle that gets into the corners of the walls . Sucked up into a small plastic container and then you just throw it out into the garden and it doesn't die . I thought it was great but nobody else did lol
Someone's pinched it, that exists Doesn't surprise me it was years ago I tried "
have a peek on amazon or Lakeland |
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"Fish finger sarnie
And a secret sam move that can make any woman orgasm in under 5 seconds I've been eating that for 20 years . Where's the patent proof lol
Longer than 20 my friend
It's filed away safe and sound along with my franchise plans for a global chain of "SAMs fishy fingers" outlets.
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"I am famous for creating the hole by getting rid of the superfluous mint around the edge........ Very popular.
Your also famous for gin creations "
Ahhhhhhhhh oiu mon cher...... fwozen lemon slahces but sadly today ah ave no jin !
Just fooking tonic....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am famous for creating the hole by getting rid of the superfluous mint around the edge........ Very popular.
Your also famous for gin creations
Ahhhhhhhhh oiu mon cher...... fwozen lemon slahces but sadly today ah ave no jin !
Just fooking tonic....... "
Going to tesco soon....I'll report back with any gin offers |
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"I invented the term bi-selfish
Oooh, can we get a definition to go with it?
I +1 this, although I'm sure I've heard it somewhere before
Very simply it's someone who takes but won't give. Ive met so many women like that. I was trying to categorise all the types of bi-ness I'd come across while swinging for an article I was writing years ago. I have to smile when someone uses the term now "
Another one was 'half and half' but I don't hear that one very often. Some ladies will play with the top half but not go near the bottom half. With guys some will play with the front but not the back |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am famous for creating the hole by getting rid of the superfluous mint around the edge........ Very popular.
Your also famous for gin creations
Ahhhhhhhhh oiu mon cher...... fwozen lemon slahces but sadly today ah ave no jin !
Just fooking tonic.......
Going to tesco soon....I'll report back with any gin offers "
Nah piss poor prices in there granny.
The best I could find was £16 for a litre of Gordons |
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