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"It's the usernames some people use, absolutely hilarious. The ones that proclaim great sexual deeds. Even the just plane weird like camelchaser or something similar. "
Camelchaser, I got an image of some bloke in a table cloth and a Tommy Cooper Fez running after his camel in the dessert, am I broken? 
Weird names like botu & Paul1973Hull?  |
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I think requesting cocks 8"+ only is a bit naive. Especially if it's beards only or no beards only or some other physical specific.
As the UK average is 5.3". The proportion of sane men over 6" is tiny. So if you never leave your home town I think you'd run out of sex partners pretty quickly. |
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"I think requesting cocks 8"+ only is a bit naive. Especially if it's beards only or no beards only or some other physical specific.
As the UK average is 5.3". The proportion of sane men over 6" is tiny. So if you never leave your home town I think you'd run out of sex partners pretty quickly. "
What does sanity have to do with cock size?  |
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"I think requesting cocks 8"+ only is a bit naive. Especially if it's beards only or no beards only or some other physical specific.
As the UK average is 5.3". The proportion of sane men over 6" is tiny. So if you never leave your home town I think you'd run out of sex partners pretty quickly.
What does sanity have to do with cock size? "
Take a lot of blood to fill a big dick leaving less to power the brain  |
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"I think requesting cocks 8"+ only is a bit naive. Especially if it's beards only or no beards only or some other physical specific.
As the UK average is 5.3". The proportion of sane men over 6" is tiny. So if you never leave your home town I think you'd run out of sex partners pretty quickly.
What does sanity have to do with cock size?
Take a lot of blood to fill a big dick leaving less to power the brain "
Old friend of mine has a rather large member and this was actually a real issue for him. |
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"I think requesting cocks 8"+ only is a bit naive. Especially if it's beards only or no beards only or some other physical specific.
As the UK average is 5.3". The proportion of sane men over 6" is tiny. So if you never leave your home town I think you'd run out of sex partners pretty quickly.
What does sanity have to do with cock size?
Take a lot of blood to fill a big dick leaving less to power the brain "
Ah, so that explains my mental health problems |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think requesting cocks 8"+ only is a bit naive. Especially if it's beards only or no beards only or some other physical specific.
As the UK average is 5.3". The proportion of sane men over 6" is tiny. So if you never leave your home town I think you'd run out of sex partners pretty quickly.
What does sanity have to do with cock size?
Take a lot of blood to fill a big dick leaving less to power the brain
Old friend of mine has a rather large member and this was actually a real issue for him. "
Really?
Blood taken for a blood donation is around 3-4 times the amount needed for an erection. |
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Written on a couples profile that had 'looked' at me:
"Looking to get to know other couples for socialising
Go for a few drinks and harmless flirting
May consider the odd single person"
Ok..Roll up all you odd singletons
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The part we're I don't do sexchat online in profile. And still they try, I simply find it boring talking about it  . But hey if they can have the ability to read easily then a profile should easier  |
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"I think requesting cocks 8"+ only is a bit naive. Especially if it's beards only or no beards only or some other physical specific.
As the UK average is 5.3". The proportion of sane men over 6" is tiny. So if you never leave your home town I think you'd run out of sex partners pretty quickly. "
I'm doomed  |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"Written on a couples profile that had 'looked' at me:
"Looking to get to know other couples for socialising
Go for a few drinks and harmless flirting
May consider the odd single person"
Ok..Roll up all you odd singletons
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I'm odd.... |
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Some of the names are hilarious , lone wolf, knight rider,terminator,iceman etc etc , they have watched too many films,,, ooh lone wolf quick drop to my knees swoon |
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We were contacted by a couple so we asked to have a phone call to check who is who, hilarious,
The phone was answered by a guy chatted for a few mins then asked to speak to his Mrs. ,,,, haha brill it was the same guy trying to talk like a woman saying she had a sore throat it was hysterical .
Eventually he came clean and said he loved our profile and just wanted to chat... Yet another keyboard warrior called Tim 60 yrs old still living with his mum |
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"Some of the names are hilarious , lone wolf, knight rider,terminator,iceman etc etc , they have watched too many films,,, ooh lone wolf quick drop to my knees swoon "
Play Misty for me. |
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The phone was answered by a guy chatted for a few mins then asked to speak to his Mrs. ,,,, haha brill it was the same guy trying to talk like a woman saying she had a sore throat it was hysterical ....
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That's so funny |
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"'Sucks like a Dyson'
I prefer a decent bj to liposuction!
I suck like a Henry.
Isn't there a Harriet as well...?
Well if it's a Henry, as long as you shave your chin 
Harriet?? Meant Henrietta!  "
It’s hetty! |
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I'm amused when someone passes comments to me that I know couldn't be further from the truth, when they think they know what I'm thinking. It's not normally what I'm thinking.
Reading lots of threads on here, and some posts from people genuinely amuse me. |
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Some usernames really crack me up, and can also really put me off.
Things written in the profile.
Like a list of their achievements, depending on how it's written - Oral master. Can go all night. You won't be disappointed. Gauranteed to make you squirt, are a few.
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