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For the comics...
"we are a couple very much in love " = we are swinging in a last desperate attempt to save our relationship and if we meet you in the, within thirty minutes, we will start arguing so scarily that you will seriously think about calling the police. |
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"For the comics...
"we are a couple very much in love " = we are swinging in a last desperate attempt to save our relationship and if we meet you in the, within thirty minutes, we will start arguing so scarily that you will seriously think about calling the police. "
Is that not true then?  |
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' i am very honest and discrete..any meets need to be honest and discrete, very easy going, and discrete, quite good looking, and discrete...'- married and no intention of meeting anyone as im way too paranoid..it's essential 'discreet' is misspelled.. |
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"' i am very honest and discrete..any meets need to be honest and discrete, very easy going, and discrete, quite good looking, and discrete...'- married and no intention of meeting anyone as im way too paranoid..it's essential 'discreet' is misspelled.."
Touche, excellent stuff  x |
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Not looking to shag all the site = I have serious guilt feelings about being on a swingers site so need to convince myself I am a moral cut above everyone else on here who will clearly fuck anything. |
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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago
In a sleepy little village |
"Not looking to shag all the site = I have serious guilt feelings about being on a swingers site so need to convince myself I am a moral cut above everyone else on here who will clearly fuck anything. "
Excellent  |
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over a year ago
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"" true dominant" - clueless idiot who's seen 50 shades and thinks owning the anne summers beginners bondage kit ( still unused in his picture ) makes him a dominant "
Shit I knew I wasn't doing this right lol |
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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago
In a sleepy little village |
"" true dominant" - clueless idiot who's seen 50 shades and thinks owning the anne summers beginners bondage kit ( still unused in his picture ) makes him a dominant
Shit I knew I wasn't doing this right lol"
Get the kit used and you'll pass |
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over a year ago
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"" never failed to make a woman cum" - hasn't a clue that every single one he's fucked so far has faked it "
Adding- love to perform oral for hours= "I've no clue what I'm doing" |
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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago
In a sleepy little village |
"" never failed to make a woman cum" - hasn't a clue that every single one he's fucked so far has faked it
Adding- love to perform oral for hours= "I've no clue what I'm doing""
Very true.
Lick you for hours - no I will punch you after 10 mins max as I will be bored |
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"Looking for a club buddy - I'm too shy to go on my own and it's cheaper if I take a woman. Once I'm in though I can ditch her "
...or not dare leave her all night, in case she does better than me... erm, you, ...does better than you.  |
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Really laid back guy - default thing a bloke says about the man in a couple he meets. Means I paid little or no attention to him as I was too busy lusting after the woman. Hence I have no idea what he is like. However, as he didn't attack me with a baseball bat when I fucked his missus he must be laid back. |
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"" true dominant" - clueless idiot who's seen 50 shades and thinks owning the anne summers beginners bondage kit ( still unused in his picture ) makes him a dominant
Shit I knew I wasn't doing this right lol
Get the kit used and you'll pass "
I'm that rubbish I can't open the box lol |
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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago
In a sleepy little village |
"" true dominant" - clueless idiot who's seen 50 shades and thinks owning the anne summers beginners bondage kit ( still unused in his picture ) makes him a dominant
Shit I knew I wasn't doing this right lol
Get the kit used and you'll pass
I'm that rubbish I can't open the box lol"
Safety knife needed . A "true dom" always has one  |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
Last night was awesome, You know who you are - you don’t and neither do I, my almost hourly status updates virtually begging for a meet and then slagging the site off because I can’t get a meet are not working so I’m pretending I had one as a desperate attempt to convince you that at least one person wants to fuck me so I can’t be that bad |
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Never had any complaints =
Never had any shags either. Not interested in partner pleasure or feedback anyway.
Very mature for my age = your friends might ask you if I'm your grandson if seen together and I wouldn't mind some pocket money for the bus.
Keep it covered = I'll do it doggy and slip the condom off if you insist on condoms when I don't bring them. |
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"Looking for an exclusive fb - I will leave fab and rejoin once we are fucking. Too stupid to not post the same pics public "
Haha yep...we know a few of these SS |
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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago
In a sleepy little village |
"Looking for an exclusive fb - I will leave fab and rejoin once we are fucking. Too stupid to not post the same pics public
Haha yep...we know a few of these SS "
You're a super spy  |
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"Not looking to shag all the site = I have serious guilt feelings about being on a swingers site so need to convince myself I am a moral cut above everyone else on here who will clearly fuck anything. "
 this lol |
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One of the few genuine people here =
No more honest or genuine than the next. Has a sense of entitlement too, so you ought to respond to their messages.
Totally open minded @=
Open to you pleasing me however I like it.
I see beauty in all women, irrespective of looks etc =
Desperate to shag anyone
Up for mmf and comfortable around boyfriends and husbands, straight couples ONLY! =
Does bi stuff on the quiet so doesn't want to be recognized or outed.
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"No blacks or Asians, not racist, just a preference = that reminds me I must renew my BNP membership. "
I saw a chav on the news boasting about attacking a polish person but claiming they weren't racist because they "have Muslim friends" and only attack immigrants. It is wonderful the mental gymnastics people perform! |
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""I am amazing at oral sex" = someone told me once that they were enjoying it."
I’m amazing at oral = I have erectile dysfunction and use oral to compensate. |
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over a year ago
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"Seduce my mind - say I'm sexy and my draws will drop "
Or I want you to put all the effort in...I'll reply with one word answers to drag it out as long as possible. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't bite - unless you ask me to..!"
I'm convinced that I'm hilariously funny and irresistible, but can't understand why people tell me that I'm a boring idiot...
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Looking for an exclusive fb - I will leave fab and rejoin once we are fucking. Too stupid to not post the same pics public "
#2... exclusive means you are to me but I can still fuck whoever I can get my hands on |
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"Not new here- had a tantrum and deleted my last profile.
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#2 got caught on here by OH, trying to sneak back on"
#3 got known for being an arse (poss inc playing bare while claiming to be safe) so have reinvented myself and hoping none of those people recognise me |
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"Really laid back guy - default thing a bloke says about the man in a couple he meets. Means I paid little or no attention to him as I was too busy lusting after the woman. Hence I have no idea what he is like. However, as he didn't attack me with a baseball bat when I fucked his missus he must be laid back. "
Isn't that the litmus test to see if the guy is cool?  |
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"Really laid back guy - default thing a bloke says about the man in a couple he meets. Means I paid little or no attention to him as I was too busy lusting after the woman. Hence I have no idea what he is like. However, as he didn't attack me with a baseball bat when I fucked his missus he must be laid back.
Isn't that the litmus test to see if the guy is cool? "
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""Met this absolute gorgeous person last night " = better call this minger gorgeous so I get a decent return veri....."
OH MY GOD EVERYTHING I'VE EVER KNOWN IS A LIE  |
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i am patient i am not demanding and i will not bombard you with messages when you said no thanks
means: i will plague you with messages and hope that you will change your mind and meet me failing that ill wank over your photos |
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over a year ago
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First meet Social....have no vanilla friends who want to go to the pub with them and will keep you there all night talking about rubbish, with no intention of ever playing in future |
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""Hi how are you, how you finding this site" = a boring person who clearly hadn't read my profile and seen that I've had lots of successful meets! "
When I get them I just reply saying pretty easy I have it saved in favorites |
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