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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So a guy just asked me if i can fit a sky remote in my arse? Does that turn people on? Is it even possible?????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just when I thought sky remotes were only useful for measuring willies

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

"So a guy just asked me if i can fit a sky remote in my arse? Does that turn people on? Is it even possible?????

It turns TVs on

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

Is it a deal breaker?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So a guy just asked me if i can fit a sky remote in my arse? Does that turn people on? Is it even possible?????

Now i know why so many use a Sky remote to size there cock up to

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

"So a guy just asked me if i can fit a sky remote in my arse? Does that turn people on? Is it even possible?????

Thanks for the tip of where to look for my one been looking everywhere for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well with the prices that Sky charge, it seems we all get screwed, we don’t need a remote lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sure its possible, sideways and I imagine it would be a challenge.

What I want to know is, why the preference of a Sky remote over a Virgin Media one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Closely followed up by the thread, "How do I get a Sky remote out of my ass without A & E intervention?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe this would explain why my ex was always sitting on the sky remote

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

U lot make me chuckle

but not even one serious answer lol

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well can you?

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By *i1971Man over a year ago

Cornwall

"So a guy just asked me if i can fit a sky remote in my arse? Does that turn people on? Is it even possible?????

It turns TVs on"

You beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have no idea............

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

Don't watch shit telly so non applicable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They've changed the sky remotes now, They're alot smaller than they used to be so you may actually be able to fit one on there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sure its possible, sideways and I imagine it would be a challenge.

What I want to know is, why the preference of a Sky remote over a Virgin Media one

Because when you are actually at home and want to download something, Sky is always going to be quicker than Virgin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So a guy just asked me if i can fit a sky remote in my arse? Does that turn people on? Is it even possible?????

It turns TVs on

You beat me to it

It turns boxes on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's just to gauge how deep your ass is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's just to gauge how deep your ass is. "

As deep as the red button?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They just want to know if the sky (remote) is the limit?

even rolling my eye at myself for that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone seen the remote?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They just want to know if the sky (remote) is the limit?

even rolling my eye at myself for that one"

That joke was terrible, You just could control yourself eh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So a guy just asked me if i can fit a sky remote in my arse? Does that turn people on? Is it even possible?????

Pmpl just another day on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They just want to know if the sky (remote) is the limit?

even rolling my eye at myself for that one

That joke was terrible, You just could control yourself eh?

Sorry

my self control leaves around 2am after that the risk levels of bad joke a stupid comments are very high...but great time to have a meet with us lol

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

Great muscle control if you can change channels when it's up there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They are definitely smaller than they used to be, it is good for guys who use them as comparisons though as it makes their cock look bigger

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By *rnortholtMan over a year ago

Waveney Valley

"Is it a deal breaker?"

It'll break something.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Anyone seen the remote?"

I have a feeling I know where it is...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oi! Put it back onto Sky Sports News please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel the challenge would be can you also still change channels while it's inserted.... Now that would be a party piece LMAO

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"So a guy just asked me if i can fit a sky remote in my arse? Does that turn people on? Is it even possible?????

It turns TVs on

You beat me to it

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does it change channels when you fart?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id pause if I was you

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

"So a guy just asked me if i can fit a sky remote in my arse? Does that turn people on? Is it even possible?????

Did you ask him if he could do it x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So a guy just asked me if i can fit a sky remote in my arse? Does that turn people on? Is it even possible?????

Did you ask him if he could do it x"
maybe that woukd be forward

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By *rightonCheekyMan over a year ago

Brighton

It's a remote possibility

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