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ATTENTION !... your attention please.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Okay Cutey, Just to give you a snippet of real news then.
I have got a job, going back to the art gallery/coffee shop I used to work in last year.
So I won't be around as much any more. xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have to do the ironing Laine but knowing me it will be a long slow iron ....it's torture!"
Oh the irony Granny.
p.s who you torturing with hot irons today? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Okay Cutey, Just to give you a snippet of real news then.
I have got a job, going back to the art gallery/coffee shop I used to work in last year.
So I won't be around as much any more. xx"
bollocks to that,, im gonna phone up art galleries where you live and tell them youve an art fetish and every morning have to rub your nipples in each corner of the paintings...
if my plan works you wont get the job and we get to keep you on here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...bollocks to that,, im gonna phone up art galleries where you live and tell them youve an art fetish and every morning have to rub your nipples in each corner of the paintings...
if my plan works you wont get the job and we get to keep you on here "
That wont work... The gallery will sell the CCTV footage to Sydney University for six figure sums...;-)
{Congratulations Laine.... Mines a double expresso with added artistry please...} |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Okay Cutey, Just to give you a snippet of real news then.
I have got a job, going back to the art gallery/coffee shop I used to work in last year.
So I won't be around as much any more. xx"
Groovy, if theres a queue of folk gettin them fancy hot choclates with the white ball things and whipped cream, can i pass the time n paint something?  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"may I have my attention back please. It's now needed elsewhere 
Can't you just be happy with Soapy's adoration? This is Laine's attention seeking thread.  "
This is nowt to do with soapy, nor am I seeking attention from anyone else.
I merely wish to bestow my attentions on a very fit, young hottie and can't do that whilst Loops has my attention... plus I'm sure she wouldn't miss it!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So, this odd looking bloke wearing Lederhosen came up to me and said!!.
"Achtung.... Achtung Sox"…. "immediatelly remove your Bratwurst from my Viener Schnitzel, if don’t want the taste of my Jackboot in your Pumpernickle"…..
So, I said ….."yeah Ok" … "whatever"!!!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So this other odd looking bloke came up-to me and said….. “sorry to ask … but”….. “Do you know the way to Amarillo?”… I said “no not really,,, but I’m pretty certain its somewhere near 35°11'57?N 101°50'43?W on the map”…
He said…...."ah ok, that’s rather interesting!!!!!" Then he stood for a while just looking at me…. Before he then said…. “Would you like me to show you the way to Amarillo?”….....so I said … “nah your ok mate”…!!!!
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