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over a year ago
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"Well done Wishy!
If you want any practice, I've a couple of jobs in my house needing doing!
How much longer till you're fully qualified to rip everyone off?   "
That's the thing ya see, I have a plan.
I despise the energy companies with a vengeance with how they rip us off for electricty/gas etc, so I'm doing a solar panel course as part of my training so that I can help people to move away from Eon/Scottish Power etc and generate their own electricity. It's got some way to go yet but eventually more homes will have solar power than not, and my aim for my business is to help them get it without fucking them over to do it and once my business is of a size that can withstand it I'm going to ask my employees to do social installs once per month (at a cost to my company, not to them) - to give something back to my community, and show that when people decide to act as one we can tell these fecking energy companies to shove it where the sun don't shine.
I'm 46 and I'm not looking to change the work or make millions of pounds, i'm beyond all that silliness, but a tidy living that looks after me and Siren and puts something aside for our kids will do fine by me, but my business is only as good as the people I employ and if I treat them fairly they'll know where they have got a good thing going.
The profit/loss account is the only one the accountant sees, he doesn't see the profit/loss account that is amassing in the Bank of Being a Thoroughly Decent Person.
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I am off to Salou in the early hours of the morning.....most new houses built there come with Solar Panels as part of the build.
Probably because there is a 75% local government subsidy on Solar equipment....can you see that ever happening over here?
UK Home builders need government help to make this a reality in this country. |
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"well done
now come and sort this light out in my kitchen lol"
Okily dokily... wassamatta wiv it?
(p.s. ya can't put a 60w bulb in it anymore cos they're banned, you gotta put a curly wurly long life energy saving, bump ya feckin shin on the sideboard while it warms up bulb in it now.)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well done
now come and sort this light out in my kitchen lol
Okily dokily... wassamatta wiv it?
(p.s. ya can't put a 60w bulb in it anymore cos they're banned, you gotta put a curly wurly long life energy saving, bump ya feckin shin on the sideboard while it warms up bulb in it now.) "
fuck knows its stopped working, and no its not the bulb lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well done
now come and sort this light out in my kitchen lol
Okily dokily... wassamatta wiv it?
(p.s. ya can't put a 60w bulb in it anymore cos they're banned, you gotta put a curly wurly long life energy saving, bump ya feckin shin on the sideboard while it warms up bulb in it now.)
fuck knows its stopped working, and no its not the bulb lol"
if it's a strip light chichi the starter motor x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well done
now come and sort this light out in my kitchen lol
Okily dokily... wassamatta wiv it?
(p.s. ya can't put a 60w bulb in it anymore cos they're banned, you gotta put a curly wurly long life energy saving, bump ya feckin shin on the sideboard while it warms up bulb in it now.)
fuck knows its stopped working, and no its not the bulb lolif it's a strip light chichi the starter motor x "
oh serious?
someone said that i thought they was taking the piss lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"well done
now come and sort this light out in my kitchen lol
Okily dokily... wassamatta wiv it?
(p.s. ya can't put a 60w bulb in it anymore cos they're banned, you gotta put a curly wurly long life energy saving, bump ya feckin shin on the sideboard while it warms up bulb in it now.)
fuck knows its stopped working, and no its not the bulb lol"
Ok, we need to what's called a Process of Illumination...
Take the bulb out and put another one in from another room that you know is working (cos it's lit up when you unscrew it).
Put it in ya 'dodgy' kitchen light fitting and if it doesn't come on straight away, switch it on.
If it doesn't light up - you've probably annoyed it, so go to bed and come back in the morning, yell at it for disrupting your sleep pattern, swat if with a rolled up tea-towel muttering 'fecking twat, just like a bloke, fecking useless!! Grrr). And then get some fookin muesli-type shite that only women eat, sit down in front of the TV and curse at how Kate Garroway has fucking AMAZING TITS, and then bugger off to work.
£150 consultation fee please. Ta. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well done
now come and sort this light out in my kitchen lol
Okily dokily... wassamatta wiv it?
(p.s. ya can't put a 60w bulb in it anymore cos they're banned, you gotta put a curly wurly long life energy saving, bump ya feckin shin on the sideboard while it warms up bulb in it now.) :-
fuck knows its stopped working, and no its not the bulb lolif it's a strip light chichi the starter motor x "
**try the** starter motor!
Tired eyes sorry x |
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"... me 17th Edition Electrical Regulations Exam.... AND ... my PAT Testing exam!!
I'm halfway there to being a fully fleged Sparky! 
congrats xxxx"
Have you got any sockets that need servicing?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"... me 17th Edition Electrical Regulations Exam.... AND ... my PAT Testing exam!!
I'm halfway there to being a fully fleged Sparky!
congrats xxxx
Have you got any sockets that need servicing? "
I have xx |
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"... me 17th Edition Electrical Regulations Exam.... AND ... my PAT Testing exam!!
I'm halfway there to being a fully fleged Sparky!
congrats xxxx
Have you got any sockets that need servicing?
I have xx"
PAT testing or the full monty? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"... me 17th Edition Electrical Regulations Exam.... AND ... my PAT Testing exam!!
I'm halfway there to being a fully fleged Sparky!
congrats xxxx
Have you got any sockets that need servicing?
I have xx
PAT testing or the full monty? "
Me portable appliances are ok ta but me trip switch needs attention,me pull cords knackered and me fuse box needs a new 10 inch xx |
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"congratulations wishy.
how long till the next happy event,it cant be long. "
January. She's tickety boo and bob bob bob alonging nicely now with a swell belly that I'm just waiting for it to grow so I can sell the vids on PreggySwellyLookAtMyMissus dot perv.
(I bet that exists, or has been registered to an Amsterdam based company who are offering it for sale for £30,000) |
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"... me 17th Edition Electrical Regulations Exam.... AND ... my PAT Testing exam!!
I'm halfway there to being a fully fleged Sparky!
congrats xxxx
Have you got any sockets that need servicing? "
i do have a few that need serviced |
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Nice one Wishy,,,, may I add my congratulation on passing your Electrician exam too …. I know you’re stickler for detail, which will no doubt be of great benefit when dealing with all those different coloured wires…….. how does it go again…?.... sumit like! .. Red 2 Green , Green 2 Blue and Blew 2 Fuk ?
However mate, may I laso just say, I’m really surprised you’ve also got enough spare time to train as a radio officer too…. My-my an Electrician and a Sparky…
Oh I know….. I’m such a picky cow….I’ve no idea where it comes from!!! But anyway,. I just though you might appreciate the devil in my detail there…haha
Seriously though….. very well done on Leccy front!!! That’s great news…and an excellent skill to have…..OMG....PAT testing = serious Ca-ching… Ca-ching
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nice one Wishy,,,, may I add my congratulation on passing your Electrician exam too …. I know you’re stickler for detail, which will no doubt be of great benefit when dealing with all those different coloured wires…….. how does it go again…?.... sumit like! .. Red 2 Green , Green 2 Blue and Blew 2 Fuk ?
However mate, may I laso just say, I’m really surprised you’ve also got enough spare time to train as a radio officer too…. My-my an Electrician and a Sparky…
Oh I know….. I’m such a picky cow….I’ve no idea where it comes from!!! But anyway,. I just though you might appreciate the devil in my detail there…haha
Seriously though….. very well done on Leccy front!!! That’s great news…and an excellent skill to have…..OMG....PAT testing = serious Ca-ching… Ca-ching
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Huh? Radio officer? where'd that come from? A Sparky IS an electrician.
Thanks for all your good wishes everyone, I'm looking forward to starting my new business and building up my little mini anti-energy empire (and get myself an electric car too so I can really tell the feckin oil companies where to go). |
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"Well done Wishy xxx
I have a few things here that need fixing.........they don't make things like they used to!"
I'd put my screwdriver in your tool box any time. When do ya want me over? |
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Huh? Radio officer? where'd that come from? A Sparky IS an electrician.
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Sorry mate.... uh-uh, Oh no it isn't
Its' maybe used commonly by default,,,, but it aint rite....so, nope nada ... niet .. I ain't hav'in it!!! |
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