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For you Estella, I'd make you a rich dark chocolate and Cointreau mousse with wonderful Madagascan 85% Chocolate and rich Jersey cream with a side of bitter orange segments, and a shortbread with Chinese peppercorn to add a little bit of extra spice.
I'd blindfold you and feed it to you very very very slowly..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For you Estella, I'd make you a rich dark chocolate and Cointreau mousse with wonderful Madagascan 85% Chocolate and rich Jersey cream with a side of bitter orange segments, and a shortbread with Chinese peppercorn to add a little bit of extra spice.
I'd blindfold you and feed it to you very very very slowly....."
Gameover. We have a winner!!
Please skip me and do Sevensnipe next person. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I'd make her a selection of snacks and take her for a picnic. I see she likes outdoors  "
Mexican, tequila shots and dancing! |
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"Princess Peach -
A kebab, no chilli sauce though.
Then ride her like seabiscuit"
Oh Hat trick 
I'd feed you the kebab meat, I'll just eat the salad
Then a Clockwork Orange/Alice in Wonderland, tantric, rolling on the seas evening of kinky fuckery penisy fandango tango goodness would ensue |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The brain x
Skip dinner straight to dessert x
Are you dessert? 
I sure am XX
If your up for it x
Where is Montrose exactly?
In Scotland lol x"
Bit of a trek for a dessert
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"The brain x
Skip dinner straight to dessert x
Are you dessert?
I sure am XX
If your up for it x
Where is Montrose exactly?
Would I not be worth it x
In Scotland lol x
Bit of a trek for a dessert
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"Cone of chips and a finger blast.
Liver and a nice chianti
I'll take the liver, but we're doing sober october....
I'd bake you your favourite cake and let you eat it off me  "
Victoria sponge please! |
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"Cone of chips and a finger blast.
Kik me. Now
I kiked you some filth AGES ago! Some filth that you chose to ignore......
Oh.. One more thing.. The of the cone will be full of vinegar..."
Better the cone than your fingers.
I didn't ignore, I got distracted looking at it all that I forgot to acknowledge it (true story). I apologise if I hurt your feels.
By the way, chips and blast sounds ace.  |
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"Cone of chips and a finger blast.
Kik me. Now
I kiked you some filth AGES ago! Some filth that you chose to ignore......
Oh.. One more thing.. The of the cone will be full of vinegar...
Better the cone than your fingers.
I didn't ignore, I got distracted looking at it all that I forgot to acknowledge it (true story). I apologise if I hurt your feels.
By the way, chips and blast sounds ace. "
There is no better chip than a chip from a cone, share with a friend on the way home! |
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"I would happily suck a cock for apple pie and custard right now.
Ill take a disinterested hand job for a slice of homemade apple crumble?
With or without nuts in the crumble? "
Ill ask her.. hang on. |
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"I would happily suck a cock for apple pie and custard right now.
Ill take a disinterested hand job for a slice of homemade apple crumble?
With or without nuts in the crumble?
Ill ask her.. hang on."
No, oats , apparently. |
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"I would happily suck a cock for apple pie and custard right now.
I could make you one but I don't have a cock.. I'm sure if you ask dick nicely he'd accommodate "
'Scuse me Dick, would you like your cock sucked in exchange for some apple pie and custard? Please, thank you.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would happily suck a cock for apple pie and custard right now.
Put this as your status immediately."
I'd have apple pie and custard coming out me ears. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"I would happily suck a cock for apple pie and custard right now.
Ill take a disinterested hand job for a slice of homemade apple crumble?
With or without nuts in the crumble?
Ill ask her.. hang on.
No, oats , apparently. "
Not your nuts 
Unless thats your kink |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I would happily suck a cock for apple pie and custard right now.
Put this as your status immediately.
I'd have apple pie and custard coming out me ears. "
You're not supposed to give the blowjob at the same time that you eat the pie and custard! |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Has anyone said they'd feed someone their diiick? :P
Not directly.
We fed people your dick and Buxom proffered her Dick to be noshed. "
It's not my dick I just have a strap on.
Last time I looked I'm all female |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Has anyone said they'd feed someone their diiick? :P
Not directly.
We fed people your dick and Buxom proffered her Dick to be noshed.
It's not my dick I just have a strap on.
Last time I looked I'm all female "
Your Dick (with a capital letter, as in Dick the man!!) |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Has anyone said they'd feed someone their diiick? :P
Not directly.
We fed people your dick and Buxom proffered her Dick to be noshed.
It's not my dick I just have a strap on.
Last time I looked I'm all female
Your Dick (with a capital letter, as in Dick the man!!)"
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"Buxom -- eat chocolate eclairs and share Diamondjoe stories.
Feed her some out of date bread sticks and she can pluck my ear hairs with tweezers"
Not cool, YOWD! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Buxom -- eat chocolate eclairs and share Diamondjoe stories.
Feed her some out of date bread sticks and she can pluck my ear hairs with tweezers
Not cool, YOWD! "
Pork scratchings and babysham followed by a game of Risk x |
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"I want ice cream.
What flavour?
Courtney ate all hers. I've got six different tubs in the freezer.
(Yusssss, this is my moment! *fistpump*)"
Irish Stew and I would take you sailing into the sunset with me  |
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"I want ice cream.
What flavour?
Courtney ate all hers. I've got six different tubs in the freezer.
(Yusssss, this is my moment! *fistpump*)"
Feed you ice creams & get some of that sauce that goes hard when squeezed onto ice cream.
Wash it down with wine, chocolates & an all over massage x |
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