Back to work this afternoon after 2 weeks off and it's a good job I checked my handbag.
Pulling out lingerie, condoms, lube and a couple of vibrators in the office would have taken some explaining  |
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"Back to work this afternoon after 2 weeks off and it's a good job I checked my handbag.
Pulling out lingerie, condoms, lube and a couple of vibrators in the office would have taken some explaining "
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"I just snorted! 
Sounds like you've been there ?? Xx
Maybe!  
For everyone in the office.
You never know, you may have been an inspiration  "
I had my "meet bag" in the office (was heading straight to a party after work) It was a bag nobody had seen before (only a few people have access to the office at work) so my GM thought it was one that had been left on the premises and put in the office for safe keeping. He opened it up to look for anything to find the owner. He was met with my toys, clothes, shoes, shower stuff, the lot.
He was more embarrassed than I was. |
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"I just snorted!
Sounds like you've been there ?? Xx
Maybe!
For everyone in the office.
You never know, you may have been an inspiration
I had my "meet bag" in the office (was heading straight to a party after work) It was a bag nobody had seen before (only a few people have access to the office at work) so my GM thought it was one that had been left on the premises and put in the office for safe keeping. He opened it up to look for anything to find the owner. He was met with my toys, clothes, shoes, shower stuff, the lot.
He was more embarrassed than I was. "
I would have given you a raise (excuse the pun) if you where my employee !! |
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I hope nobody ever checks my car when it's in the garage.
I've got a violet wand in the boot. Condoms and lube in the little drawers under the front seats. Various restraints/cuffs, pinwheel and feather tickler in the hidden compartments under the floor mats |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"Back to work this afternoon after 2 weeks off and it's a good job I checked my handbag.
Pulling out lingerie, condoms, lube and a couple of vibrators in the office would have taken some explaining "
Lol |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
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"I hope nobody ever checks my car when it's in the garage.
I've got a violet wand in the boot. Condoms and lube in the little drawers under the front seats. Various restraints/cuffs, pinwheel and feather tickler in the hidden compartments under the floor mats "
My kinda gal! |
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True story. Many years ago I worked for a High street bank. A customer left a large handbag in the branch. For security and to return to it's owner we had to go through it to find any ID. To ensure nothing was stolen from it we did it in front of the manager and proceeded to extract a huge black dildo and a small bullet vibrator, along with items you would expect to find in there. We managed to find the owner and she came in looking very embarrassed. We were very professional and pretended nothing out of the ordinary had happened but I don't recall seeing her in branch again |
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"I always have a mini-vibrator in my handbag 
So glad to hear everyone is so well prepeared these days. Our cub n brownie days have served us well people xx"
quite
Ex guide and scout leader here - always prepared for most eventualities |
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"I always have a mini-vibrator in my handbag
So glad to hear everyone is so well prepeared these days. Our cub n brownie days have served us well people xx quite
Ex guide and scout leader here - always prepared for most eventualities "
Dib dib dib, dob dob dob n all that. It pays to be prepared. Some say overprepared but yuh never know when you may need that lube n 15" dildo I've stashed in my car boot compartment xx |
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"I always have a mini-vibrator in my handbag
So glad to hear everyone is so well prepeared these days. Our cub n brownie days have served us well people xx quite
Ex guide and scout leader here - always prepared for most eventualities
Dib dib dib, dob dob dob n all that. It pays to be prepared. Some say overprepared but yuh never know when you may need that lube n 15" dildo I've stashed in my car boot compartment xx"
Self defence of course. Ironically the only bags I didn't get in cubs xx |
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"Back to work this afternoon after 2 weeks off and it's a good job I checked my handbag.
Pulling out lingerie, condoms, lube and a couple of vibrators in the office would have taken some explaining "
Nah, just tell them you have a very active sex life, simples |
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"Someone at work wanted something for their headache the other day. I pulled out paracetemol but two condoms and a bottle of lube came out as well - I just said ‘at least I’m safe!’  "
Which one did they use for the headache? |
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"I always have a mini-vibrator in my handbag
So glad to hear everyone is so well prepeared these days. Our cub n brownie days have served us well people xx"
Absolutely right! I earned my survival badge |
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"I always have a mini-vibrator in my handbag
So glad to hear everyone is so well prepeared these days. Our cub n brownie days have served us well people xx
Absolutely right! I earned my survival badge "
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