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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
I just tried to explain the complexities of the Funky/Invictus complex to my girlfriend...
She remains entirely perplexed by our duality of existence on various time threads and has demanded I provide dinosaur cock pictures to prove it.
Being a time traveller is fucking hash at times  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The dinosaur cock pic was worth waiting for.
But it's not my cock! (Technically, in the time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies...) "
No, but if you fold it in half and stab a pencil through it you can prove that, technically, it is your cock (something to do with being in two spaces in time, at the same place). |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"The dinosaur cock pic was worth waiting for.
But it's not my cock! (Technically, in the time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies...)
No, but if you fold it in half and stab a pencil through it you can prove that, technically, it is your cock (something to do with being in two spaces in time, at the same place)."
*side eye* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The dinosaur cock pic was worth waiting for.
But it's not my cock! (Technically, in the time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies...)
No, but if you fold it in half and stab a pencil through it you can prove that, technically, it is your cock (something to do with being in two spaces in time, at the same place).
*side eye* "
*taps nose with forefinger and winks* |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"The dinosaur cock pic was worth waiting for.
But it's not my cock! (Technically, in the time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies...)
No, but if you fold it in half and stab a pencil through it you can prove that, technically, it is your cock (something to do with being in two spaces in time, at the same place).
*side eye*
*taps nose with forefinger and winks*"
Are you Barking?
Oh. Wait.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The dinosaur cock pic was worth waiting for.
But it's not my cock! (Technically, in the time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies...)
No, but if you fold it in half and stab a pencil through it you can prove that, technically, it is your cock (something to do with being in two spaces in time, at the same place).
*side eye*
*taps nose with forefinger and winks*
Are you Barking?
Oh. Wait.... "
Not quite  |
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