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I’ve seen a few good ones on here and they do make me chuckle. So let’s pretend you ladies have had one too many cock pics or FAFs, you guys have had nothing at all and you’re off. Let’s see your best flounce  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cannot formulate an expression using tangible words from any language that would even begin to express how pissed off I am just now. Goest & Fucketh Thyself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jeez, I’ve been a gold member for 10 minutes and where’s the gash? Can someone check out my profile and fab every pic to get me to the top of the hot pics list. I must be doing something wrong?
You’re all wankers for not meeting married men.
Al winks and friends requests will be accepted. Messages from guys and munters will be deleted
Ffs! |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
For fucks' sake!
Can't men read?!
Where on my profile does it say I am instantly available to meet you right now?!
Where does it say that I want to meet you in your car/ van/ lorry in the forest/ truck-stop/ carpark?!
Where does it say I want to shag your Mrs, purely so you can watch?!
*flounces out of the room, and slams the door behind her...  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Anyone for a pity fuck before I leave?"
So you'd only fuck me out of pity, would you? Harrumph! Tilts head, raises eyebrow, tosses hair, turns to stride out and promptly falls over.
Now that's a FLOUNCE! |
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No I don't want to suck you fuck you let you shit on me or anything else you fuck weasel
Take your disgusting hairy bollocks and pin dick and fuck off then fuck off some more you insolent cunty cockwomble
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No I don't want to suck you fuck you let you shit on me or anything else you fuck weasel
Take your disgusting hairy bollocks and pin dick and fuck off then fuck off some more you insolent cunty cockwomble
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I said I was leaving already  |
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"No I don't want to suck you fuck you let you shit on me or anything else you fuck weasel
Take your disgusting hairy bollocks and pin dick and fuck off then fuck off some more you insolent cunty cockwomble
I said I was leaving already "
Leaving to come to mine? |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"I cannot formulate an expression using tangible words from any language that would even begin to express how pissed off I am just now. Goest & Fucketh Thyself "
Haha Goest & Fucketh Thyself just added to by must use daily list |
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I remember flouncing out of a nightclub many years ago as I wasn't particularly happy at something involving the group of friends I was with.
To my naively youthful disbelief, no one appeared to notice or left the club with me to see what was up.
So I had to queue back up, re-pay to get back in, return to the table where no one seemed to have noticed I stormed away from, all so I could perform a more dramatically visible re-flounce.
The double flounce.
What a fanny.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck you, and you. Clique of cunts."
Clique of cunts just reminded me of earlier.
I planted a good hard slap on Lacey's bare bottom and heard a strange noise... it sounded just like the doors in Star Trek
Ssshhhhcuuumssshhikkkkkk |
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"Fuck you, and you. Clique of cunts.
Clique of cunts just reminded me of earlier.
I planted a good hard slap on Lacey's bare bottom and heard a strange noise... it sounded just like the doors in Star Trek
Ssshhhhcuuumssshhikkkkkk"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck you, and you. Clique of cunts.
Clique of cunts just reminded me of earlier.
I planted a good hard slap on Lacey's bare bottom and heard a strange noise... it sounded just like the doors in Star Trek
Ssshhhhcuuumssshhikkkkkk"
That's the life, but unfortunately not as I know it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toss the lingerie drawer up in the air. Shout 'Fuck It All' as I stride out in a shower of stockings and suspenders and frilly pants. "
That shower big enough for two...
Well I can't waste a good flounce |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck you, and you. Clique of cunts.
Oh you arse, I wanted to use the cliquey cunt line
Hair flick, flounce!
Fuck you."
Hahaaaaaaa
Oh I loved the "clique of cunts" line.
It was the best flounce of all time.
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"Fuck you, and you. Clique of cunts.
Oh you arse, I wanted to use the cliquey cunt line
Hair flick, flounce!
Fuck you.
Hahaaaaaaa
Oh I loved the "clique of cunts" line.
It was the best flounce of all time.
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That really was very special |
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"Fuck you, and you. Clique of cunts.
Oh you arse, I wanted to use the cliquey cunt line
Hair flick, flounce!
Fuck you.
Hahaaaaaaa
Oh I loved the "clique of cunts" line.
It was the best flounce of all time.
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This still makes me chuckle, flounces have been a bit thin on the ground lately. It’s Saturday night we’ve had a full moon surely tonight’s the night? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would unleash the drama llama, but tbh.... I feel discombulated about it all. And my drama llama just thinks it's far too drammatical for 20.34 on a Saturday.
*pose* resting bitch face *pose*
Flounces are for wimps. It's all about the drama llama
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"I would unleash the drama llama, but tbh.... I feel discombulated about it all. And my drama llama just thinks it's far too drammatical for 20.34 on a Saturday.
*pose* resting bitch face *pose*
Flounces are for wimps. It's all about the drama llama
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At what time can we expect a full on drama llama? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"haha - i dont think id flounce well at all - think id just bugger off
Without a trace?
its all subject to a huge IF --- im going nowhere
Phew "
relax mrs x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Behold the field where I grow my fucks, for it is indeed barren. My crop of fucks is so depleted that I do not anticipate any fucks being on the the horizon in the immediate future and I will not share, offer or distribute any further fucks from this point on.
Save one, to fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
*stomps off to go unlos then creates a new profile to watch the lack of reaction, cry wanking myself to sleep* |
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"Up yours.
Oh Jim come on I’m expecting better from you
Sound's good to me 
I can imagine you actually posting that and disappearing . Don’t do it though x"
I was thinking more along the lines of him being up me,no flouncing involved |
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"Up yours.
Oh Jim come on I’m expecting better from you
Sound's good to me
I can imagine you actually posting that and disappearing . Don’t do it though x
I was thinking more along the lines of him being up me,no flouncing involved "
Oh my  . My innocence completely missed that . Have you turned this into a matchmaking thread? |
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"Behold the field where I grow my fucks, for it is indeed barren. My crop of fucks is so depleted that I do not anticipate any fucks being on the the horizon in the immediate future and I will not share, offer or distribute any further fucks from this point on.
Save one, to fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
*stomps off to go unlos then creates a new profile to watch the lack of reaction, cry wanking myself to sleep*"
Awwwww bless ‘cry wanking yourself to sleep’ |
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"Up yours.
Oh Jim come on I’m expecting better from you
Sound's good to me
I can imagine you actually posting that and disappearing . Don’t do it though x
I was thinking more along the lines of him being up me,no flouncing involved
Oh my . My innocence completely missed that . Have you turned this into a matchmaking thread? "
I just had a moment thinking rude thoughts,do excuse me.
Back to flouncing... |
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"Up yours.
Oh Jim come on I’m expecting better from you
Sound's good to me
I can imagine you actually posting that and disappearing . Don’t do it though x
I was thinking more along the lines of him being up me,no flouncing involved
Oh my . My innocence completely missed that . Have you turned this into a matchmaking thread?
I just had a moment thinking rude thoughts,do excuse me.
Back to flouncing..."
Save them for Jim, I’m sure he’d love to hear all about them |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"I'm off cunts.
I think this one has already been done if my memory serves me right
Was it before my time? "
I don't think so, it was last year (I think) and the female started a thread that didn't go the way she liked, so slagged off quite a few forum users 'showing their real personalities then fucked off with the 'you're all cunts'
I only caught it on the Sunday morning before it was removed |
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"I'm off cunts.
I think this one has already been done if my memory serves me right
Was it before my time?
I don't think so, it was last year (I think) and the female started a thread that didn't go the way she liked, so slagged off quite a few forum users 'showing their real personalities then fucked off with the 'you're all cunts'
I only caught it on the Sunday morning before it was removed "
If it's the one I'm thinking off it was well cringy! |
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"I'm off cunts.
I think this one has already been done if my memory serves me right
Was it before my time?
I don't think so, it was last year (I think) and the female started a thread that didn't go the way she liked, so slagged off quite a few forum users 'showing their real personalities then fucked off with the 'you're all cunts'
I only caught it on the Sunday morning before it was removed "
Ohhhhhh that one, yes it was in March last year, I was told it was happening but didn’t read it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll just drift into man account...after telling you all to feck off
You do that without realising regularly
Shush
You mentioned it no me "
Ffs I should have run it passed you first |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"I'm off cunts.
I think this one has already been done if my memory serves me right
Was it before my time?
I don't think so, it was last year (I think) and the female started a thread that didn't go the way she liked, so slagged off quite a few forum users 'showing their real personalities then fucked off with the 'you're all cunts'
I only caught it on the Sunday morning before it was removed
If it's the one I'm thinking off it was well cringy!"
it was indeed but made me giggle in a childish way lying in bed on a Sunday morning  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck you, and you. Clique of cunts.
Oh you arse, I wanted to use the cliquey cunt line
Hair flick, flounce!
Fuck you.
Hahaaaaaaa
Oh I loved the "clique of cunts" line.
It was the best flounce of all time.
This still makes me chuckle, flounces have been a bit thin on the ground lately. It’s Saturday night we’ve had a full moon surely tonight’s the night? "
Ah we should have another ‘name the clique’ night! I hear that evening was epic, I was out that night and I missed all the fun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm off cunts.
I think this one has already been done if my memory serves me right
Was it before my time?
I don't think so, it was last year (I think) and the female started a thread that didn't go the way she liked, so slagged off quite a few forum users 'showing their real personalities then fucked off with the 'you're all cunts'
I only caught it on the Sunday morning before it was removed "
Ah yeah and that one too!! Where she spilled all the dirty laundry of the Forums! Spectacular flounce, hugely unfair, but comedy gold! |
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"Fuck you, and you. Clique of cunts.
Oh you arse, I wanted to use the cliquey cunt line
Hair flick, flounce!
Fuck you.
Hahaaaaaaa
Oh I loved the "clique of cunts" line.
It was the best flounce of all time.
This still makes me chuckle, flounces have been a bit thin on the ground lately. It’s Saturday night we’ve had a full moon surely tonight’s the night?
Ah we should have another ‘name the clique’ night! I hear that evening was epic, I was out that night and I missed all the fun!"
That can be arranged, funny I was looking at that thread last night, it was almost a year ago  |
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"I'm off cunts.
I think this one has already been done if my memory serves me right
Was it before my time?
I don't think so, it was last year (I think) and the female started a thread that didn't go the way she liked, so slagged off quite a few forum users 'showing their real personalities then fucked off with the 'you're all cunts'
I only caught it on the Sunday morning before it was removed
If it's the one I'm thinking off it was well cringy!
it was indeed but made me giggle in a childish way lying in bed on a Sunday morning "
I'm just so glad no-one really knows me on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck you, and you. Clique of cunts.
Oh you arse, I wanted to use the cliquey cunt line
Hair flick, flounce!
Fuck you.
Hahaaaaaaa
Oh I loved the "clique of cunts" line.
It was the best flounce of all time.
This still makes me chuckle, flounces have been a bit thin on the ground lately. It’s Saturday night we’ve had a full moon surely tonight’s the night?
Ah we should have another ‘name the clique’ night! I hear that evening was epic, I was out that night and I missed all the fun!
That can be arranged, funny I was looking at that thread last night, it was almost a year ago "
Is it still there!? The one that named names!?! SEND LINK!! |
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"Fuck you, and you. Clique of cunts.
Oh you arse, I wanted to use the cliquey cunt line
Hair flick, flounce!
Fuck you.
Hahaaaaaaa
Oh I loved the "clique of cunts" line.
It was the best flounce of all time.
This still makes me chuckle, flounces have been a bit thin on the ground lately. It’s Saturday night we’ve had a full moon surely tonight’s the night?
Ah we should have another ‘name the clique’ night! I hear that evening was epic, I was out that night and I missed all the fun!
That can be arranged, funny I was looking at that thread last night, it was almost a year ago
Is it still there!? The one that named names!?! SEND LINK!! "
There are 2 threads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck you, and you. Clique of cunts.
Oh you arse, I wanted to use the cliquey cunt line
Hair flick, flounce!
Fuck you.
Hahaaaaaaa
Oh I loved the "clique of cunts" line.
It was the best flounce of all time.
This still makes me chuckle, flounces have been a bit thin on the ground lately. It’s Saturday night we’ve had a full moon surely tonight’s the night?
Ah we should have another ‘name the clique’ night! I hear that evening was epic, I was out that night and I missed all the fun!
That can be arranged, funny I was looking at that thread last night, it was almost a year ago
Is it still there!? The one that named names!?! SEND LINK!!
There are 2 threads "
Ah I also saw the dirty laundry one the next day, that was amusing in a ‘OMG’ way! The one where someone got a friend to name the clique I think is different and I think that was swiftly pulled before I saw it!  |
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"I would unleash the drama llama, but tbh.... I feel discombulated about it all. And my drama llama just thinks it's far too drammatical for 20.34 on a Saturday.
*pose* resting bitch face *pose*
Flounces are for wimps. It's all about the drama llama
At what time can we expect a full on drama llama? "
I think he's lost interest tbh, I asked him, he yawned at me. Said it was far too drammatical at 21.44 on a Saturday.
*pose* resting bitch face *pose*
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"Fuck you, and you. Clique of cunts.
Oh you arse, I wanted to use the cliquey cunt line
Hair flick, flounce!
Fuck you.
Hahaaaaaaa
Oh I loved the "clique of cunts" line.
It was the best flounce of all time.
This still makes me chuckle, flounces have been a bit thin on the ground lately. It’s Saturday night we’ve had a full moon surely tonight’s the night?
Ah we should have another ‘name the clique’ night! I hear that evening was epic, I was out that night and I missed all the fun!
That can be arranged, funny I was looking at that thread last night, it was almost a year ago
Is it still there!? The one that named names!?! SEND LINK!!
There are 2 threads
Ah I also saw the dirty laundry one the next day, that was amusing in a ‘OMG’ way! The one where someone got a friend to name the clique I think is different and I think that was swiftly pulled before I saw it! "
That was nothing to do with me |
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