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By *acheal OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
If anyone else sends me a pic of a 4" dick,limp and red raw from jacking off with the offer of me travelling to your place and giving you a quicky you will let know that your 4 inch dick is not the only reason but the main reason I'm giving you a miss so from now on if your dick does not come up to my standard 9" ish +/- please do not even bother messaging me.
I was going to use that as a status what do you think. |
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"If anyone else sends me a pic of a 4" dick,limp and red raw from jacking off with the offer of me travelling to your place and giving you a quicky you will let know that your 4 inch dick is not the only reason but the main reason I'm giving you a miss so from now on if your dick does not come up to my standard 9" ish +/- please do not even bother messaging me.
I was going to use that as a status what do you think."
Brilliant!
Can I use it too? |
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over a year ago
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"If anyone else sends me a pic of a 4" dick,limp and red raw from jacking off with the offer of me travelling to your place and giving you a quicky you will let know that your 4 inch dick is not the only reason but the main reason I'm giving you a miss so from now on if your dick does not come up to my standard 9" ish +/- please do not even bother messaging me.
I was going to use that as a status what do you think."
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"If anyone else sends me a pic of a 4" dick,limp and red raw from jacking off with the offer of me travelling to your place and giving you a quicky you will let know that your 4 inch dick is not the only reason but the main reason I'm giving you a miss so from now on if your dick does not come up to my standard 9" ish +/- please do not even bother messaging me.
I was going to use that as a status what do you think."
It's a bit of a mouthful  |
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By *acheal OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"If anyone else sends me a pic of a 4" dick,limp and red raw from jacking off with the offer of me travelling to your place and giving you a quicky you will let know that your 4 inch dick is not the only reason but the main reason I'm giving you a miss so from now on if your dick does not come up to my standard 9" ish +/- please do not even bother messaging me.
I was going to use that as a status what do you think.
Brilliant!
Can I use it too? "
I'd leave the bit about the 9 inch dick out as it may give people the wrong impression xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Status updates are pretty short. It'll probably just say
If anyone else sends me a
Good point but you know where I'm going x"
You're going... to find a big cock that will make you smile. x |
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"If anyone else sends me a pic of a 4" dick,limp and red raw from jacking off with the offer of me travelling to your place and giving you a quicky you will let know that your 4 inch dick is not the only reason but the main reason I'm giving you a miss so from now on if your dick does not come up to my standard 9" ish +/- please do not even bother messaging me.
I was going to use that as a status what do you think."
Bit long |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If anyone else sends me a pic of a 4" dick,limp and red raw from jacking off with the offer of me travelling to your place and giving you a quicky you will let know that your 4 inch dick is not the only reason but the main reason I'm giving you a miss so from now on if your dick does not come up to my standard 9" ish +/- please do not even bother messaging me.
I was going to use that as a status what do you think."
Will it fit though? The status, not the 9"ish +/-.  |
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