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Those morning horn choices of what to do first
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cat litter tray!! That smell can linger and put you off your stroke.
Pop kettle on.
Have your wank
Make your tea.
"
You're assuming that I'll be done and cleaned up before it clicks off the boil
Which in fairness is 100% accurate. My wanking efficiency is on point |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cat litter tray!! That smell can linger and put you off your stroke.
Pop kettle on.
Have your wank
Make your tea.
You're assuming that I'll be done and cleaned up before it clicks off the boil
Which in fairness is 100% accurate. My wanking efficiency is on point "
I was hoping you weren't one of those men who edges themselves for 5 hours ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cat litter tray!! That smell can linger and put you off your stroke.
Pop kettle on.
Have your wank
Make your tea.
You're assuming that I'll be done and cleaned up before it clicks off the boil
Which in fairness is 100% accurate. My wanking efficiency is on point
I was hoping you weren't one of those men who edges themselves for 5 hours "
Oh fuck that. Wanking is a means to end unless you have an audience or someone do it for you
When alone I just want to get it out and on with the rest of my day |
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"Cat litter tray!! That smell can linger and put you off your stroke.
Pop kettle on.
Have your wank
Make your tea.
You're assuming that I'll be done and cleaned up before it clicks off the boil
Which in fairness is 100% accurate. My wanking efficiency is on point
I was hoping you weren't one of those men who edges themselves for 5 hours "
5 hours edging is ridiculous! 3 hours is just about enough to get the job done ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cat litter tray!! That smell can linger and put you off your stroke.
Pop kettle on.
Have your wank
Make your tea.
You're assuming that I'll be done and cleaned up before it clicks off the boil
Which in fairness is 100% accurate. My wanking efficiency is on point
I was hoping you weren't one of those men who edges themselves for 5 hours
5 hours edging is ridiculous! 3 hours is just about enough to get the job done "
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