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You know when you're really d*unk
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And you have to type your thread title three times 
Been on the drinkies have we?"
Yea, but my brain doesn't let me make a fool out of myself. It's a bit of a wanker really  |
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"And you have to type your thread title three times
Been on the drinkies have we?
Yea, but my brain doesn't let me make a fool out of myself. It's a bit of a wanker really "
Bad spelling is better than bad judgement  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When your teen daughter has to take your shoes off (hey at least I came home with both shoes this time) "
My grown up daughter put my boots in her bag. I really should have chosen more wisely but she gets a nice pair of River Island boots. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Getting boots tomorrow hopefully -need em here 
On the plus side less likely to lose boots than shoes when pissed
My daughter can't Nick my shoes any more her feet too big in only a size 4  "
My youngest daughter nicks all my shoes, sandals and boots. She used nick my clothes until I put on 9 stone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know ehen your d*unk when you end up in a police call the next morning with convict clothes on and no shoes, to find out you passed out in your own sick and people walking on you haha |
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"Getting boots tomorrow hopefully -need em here
On the plus side less likely to lose boots than shoes when pissed
My daughter can't Nick my shoes any more her feet too big in only a size 4
My youngest daughter nicks all my shoes, sandals and boots. She used nick my clothes until I put on 9 stone "
She never nicked my clothes I've always been much bigger than her but she used to nick my best shoes ALL the time drove me nuts! She still nicks my jewellery, toiletries but not my make up - hers is the good stuff |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And you have to type your thread title three times
I always fall over when in heels. Then I Know it’s time for bed.  "
I did extremely well in my new heeled boots last night. I was teetering at first but got better as the night wore on. |
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