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Got a phone call from the head masters wife when my boys were in boarding school 100 miles away to say youngest in hospital with suspected apendicities , I said "do you want me to come down" ?   |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Got a phone call from the head masters wife when my boys were in boarding school 100 miles away to say youngest in hospital with suspected apendicities , I said "do you want me to come down" ? "
lol... I alwyas told my kids to have the RSPCC s number on their mobiles in case I failed as a mother... Bet you felt really bad.. and yet it is the sort of thing many people would say...  |
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When the storage bags first came out, the ones you use a hoover with to take out all the air.....
Seeing the ad on TV, I turned to the then, other half and innocently asked
"What if you have a hoover that doesn't suck??"
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"When the storage bags first came out, the ones you use a hoover with to take out all the air.....
Seeing the ad on TV, I turned to the then, other half and innocently asked
"What if you have a hoover that doesn't suck??"
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That takes some beating... |
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I probably have loads but can't think of any off hand.
We have a spreadsheet at work where the daft things get noted and brought up a birthdays, weddings, maternity presentations etc.
Luckily there are not many of mine on there........I think  |
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During a powercut at the shop, my dad always says "Alright then. Lets put the kettle on and have a cup of tea whilst we wait it out" - Just to see who rushes to the kettle only to stop halfway there!
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"During a powercut at the shop, my dad always says "Alright then. Lets put the kettle on and have a cup of tea whilst we wait it out" - Just to see who rushes to the kettle only to stop halfway there!
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priceless.. and I bet a few people did...;-) |
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"During a powercut at the shop, my dad always says "Alright then. Lets put the kettle on and have a cup of tea whilst we wait it out" - Just to see who rushes to the kettle only to stop halfway there!
priceless.. and I bet a few people did...;-)"
the ex said that so off i went came back with the coffe she forgot i had all the camping kit in the kitchen and used the gass cooker lol |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
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"During a powercut at the shop, my dad always says "Alright then. Lets put the kettle on and have a cup of tea whilst we wait it out" - Just to see who rushes to the kettle only to stop halfway there!
priceless.. and I bet a few people did...;-)
the ex said that so off i went came back with the coffe she forgot i had all the camping kit in the kitchen and used the gass cooker lol"
Hey girls like resourceful men |
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Apparently i'm not allowed to take my camping gas stove to a festival, which i can understand to some extent. So it sits in the kitchen a as tea making back up device |
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"Or like the time im arguing with a turkish armed guard at the airport...lmao and you could tell his trigger finger was trembling
lol what did you have hold of at the time ?"
My purse and my passport .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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for some reason feeling a little shy with a lady friend (vanilla life) after weeks she'd made it clear she was more than interested I decided to ask if I could kiss her. |
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