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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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So, the medium-sized munchkin came home with 2/3 of a lasagne that he cooked at school today (the rest being evenly distributed in his school bag and over his blazer).
Being a loyal and kind parent, I'm having it for my tea.
What dubious delacicies have you had to brave, in the name of parenthood?  |
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over a year ago
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I refused to eat anything made in school by my children, when they were in Primary (and my grandchildren.
When my children went up to Secondary they usually ate whatever they cooked, so I was spared the ordeal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes it was Apple pie supposedly ....didnt see any apple in it and had a soggy bottom 
Smother it with custard/ ice cream/ cream, and smile  "
I smiled alot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My 13yro regularly cooks the family meals.
He's bloody good too.
I'm raising future husbands "
Poor lad cooking family meals?? That's called child labour lol... N |
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My nephew used to cook amazing stuff when he was at school, never anything dodgy and we used to fight over who got some.
He is now 20 years old and a trained chef. He has just been promoted to junior sous chef and will be due another promotion in a few months. He has also just been nominated for our regional young chef of the year award. |
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This story reminds me of my first efforts at cooking Pigs in Blanket at school, which duly had to be properly cooked when I got home.
Fortunately that cooking lesson fell as the last one of the day... |
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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago
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One Mother’s Day I was awoken very very early by my excited daughter who had made me breakfast in bed. Burnt toast with margerine and a glass of cranberry juice. The things you do for love |
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"One Mother’s Day I was awoken very very early by my excited daughter who had made me breakfast in bed. Burnt toast with margerine and a glass of cranberry juice. The things you do for love"
Awww that's really thoughtful though! |
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"My 13yro regularly cooks the family meals.
He's bloody good too.
I'm raising future husbands
Poor lad cooking family meals?? That's called child labour lol... N"
His choice!
Tonight I was presented with medium rare steak, with steamed vegetables & a jacket spud with sour cream.
The boy done good |
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"My 13yro regularly cooks the family meals.
He's bloody good too.
I'm raising future husbands
Poor lad cooking family meals?? That's called child labour lol... N
His choice!
Tonight I was presented with medium rare steak, with steamed vegetables & a jacket spud with sour cream.
The boy done good "
When is his first cookery book out? Sounds like he could give that Jamie Oliver a run for his money! |
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When is his first cookery book out? Sounds like he could give that Jamie Oliver a run for his money! "
I used to be a chef.
I've never actually taught him anything, he's just learnt by watching.
He makes bloody good cakes, better than mine tbh! |
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When is his first cookery book out? Sounds like he could give that Jamie Oliver a run for his money!
I used to be a chef.
I've never actually taught him anything, he's just learnt by watching.
He makes bloody good cakes, better than mine tbh! "
Oh excellent!
Nice he's got a passion for it |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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When is his first cookery book out? Sounds like he could give that Jamie Oliver a run for his money!
I used to be a chef.
I've never actually taught him anything, he's just learnt by watching.
He makes bloody good cakes, better than mine tbh!
Oh excellent!
Nice he's got a passion for it "
Having the passion for cooking will serve him well. |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"One Mother’s Day I was awoken very very early by my excited daughter who had made me breakfast in bed. Burnt toast with margerine and a glass of cranberry juice. The things you do for love"
I have a waiter with a notepad, asking me for my selection... |
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"One Mother’s Day I was awoken very very early by my excited daughter who had made me breakfast in bed. Burnt toast with margerine and a glass of cranberry juice. The things you do for love
I have a waiter with a notepad, asking me for my selection... "
Is that just on Mothers Day? |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"One Mother’s Day I was awoken very very early by my excited daughter who had made me breakfast in bed. Burnt toast with margerine and a glass of cranberry juice. The things you do for love
I have a waiter with a notepad, asking me for my selection...
Is that just on Mothers Day? "
Sadly, yes! |
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"One Mother’s Day I was awoken very very early by my excited daughter who had made me breakfast in bed. Burnt toast with margerine and a glass of cranberry juice. The things you do for love
I have a waiter with a notepad, asking me for my selection...
Is that just on Mothers Day?
Sadly, yes!"
Oh.. I was just about to say.. |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"One Mother’s Day I was awoken very very early by my excited daughter who had made me breakfast in bed. Burnt toast with margerine and a glass of cranberry juice. The things you do for love
I have a waiter with a notepad, asking me for my selection...
Is that just on Mothers Day?
Sadly, yes!
Oh.. I was just about to say.. "
I do occasionaly get made a pot of tea.. |
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"One Mother’s Day I was awoken very very early by my excited daughter who had made me breakfast in bed. Burnt toast with margerine and a glass of cranberry juice. The things you do for love
I have a waiter with a notepad, asking me for my selection...
Is that just on Mothers Day?
Sadly, yes!
Oh.. I was just about to say..
I do occasionaly get made a pot of tea.. "
Ahhh my weakness... tea |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"One Mother’s Day I was awoken very very early by my excited daughter who had made me breakfast in bed. Burnt toast with margerine and a glass of cranberry juice. The things you do for love
I have a waiter with a notepad, asking me for my selection...
Is that just on Mothers Day?
Sadly, yes!
Oh.. I was just about to say..
I do occasionaly get made a pot of tea..
Ahhh my weakness... tea "
And since it is made in a pot, with a jug of milk (standard in my household), there is little room for botch-ups! |
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"One Mother’s Day I was awoken very very early by my excited daughter who had made me breakfast in bed. Burnt toast with margerine and a glass of cranberry juice. The things you do for love
I have a waiter with a notepad, asking me for my selection...
Is that just on Mothers Day?
Sadly, yes!
Oh.. I was just about to say..
I do occasionaly get made a pot of tea..
Ahhh my weakness... tea
And since it is made in a pot, with a jug of milk (standard in my household), there is little room for botch-ups! "
Masters of the tea! |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"One Mother’s Day I was awoken very very early by my excited daughter who had made me breakfast in bed. Burnt toast with margerine and a glass of cranberry juice. The things you do for love
I have a waiter with a notepad, asking me for my selection...
Is that just on Mothers Day?
Sadly, yes!
Oh.. I was just about to say..
I do occasionaly get made a pot of tea..
Ahhh my weakness... tea
And since it is made in a pot, with a jug of milk (standard in my household), there is little room for botch-ups!
Masters of the tea!"
If only they made it a bit more frequently... |
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"One Mother’s Day I was awoken very very early by my excited daughter who had made me breakfast in bed. Burnt toast with margerine and a glass of cranberry juice. The things you do for love
I have a waiter with a notepad, asking me for my selection...
Is that just on Mothers Day?
Sadly, yes!
Oh.. I was just about to say..
I do occasionaly get made a pot of tea..
Ahhh my weakness... tea
And since it is made in a pot, with a jug of milk (standard in my household), there is little room for botch-ups!
Masters of the tea!
If only they made it a bit more frequently... "
That may improve! |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"One Mother’s Day I was awoken very very early by my excited daughter who had made me breakfast in bed. Burnt toast with margerine and a glass of cranberry juice. The things you do for love
I have a waiter with a notepad, asking me for my selection...
Is that just on Mothers Day?
Sadly, yes!
Oh.. I was just about to say..
I do occasionaly get made a pot of tea..
Ahhh my weakness... tea
And since it is made in a pot, with a jug of milk (standard in my household), there is little room for botch-ups!
Masters of the tea!
If only they made it a bit more frequently...
That may improve! "
One can only hope and hint... |
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"One Mother’s Day I was awoken very very early by my excited daughter who had made me breakfast in bed. Burnt toast with margerine and a glass of cranberry juice. The things you do for love
I have a waiter with a notepad, asking me for my selection...
Is that just on Mothers Day?
Sadly, yes!
Oh.. I was just about to say..
I do occasionaly get made a pot of tea..
Ahhh my weakness... tea
And since it is made in a pot, with a jug of milk (standard in my household), there is little room for botch-ups!
Masters of the tea!
If only they made it a bit more frequently...
That may improve!
One can only hope and hint..."
Anthony I'm parched...
Put kettle on Anthony...
(Said in Jim Royle way) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My son called me to look at his masterpiece omelette once, I said, looking good but pop it under the grill to brown the top a bit. Next thing I know he called me back in. The doughnut had taken it out of the frying pan to grill it and it fell through rack. Scrambled egg for dinner that night! |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"So, the medium-sized munchkin came home with 2/3 of a lasagne that he cooked at school today (the rest being evenly distributed in his school bag and over his blazer).
Being a loyal and kind parent, I'm having it for my tea.
What dubious delacicies have you had to brave, in the name of parenthood? "
Carnt be as bad as my arnts cooking  |
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