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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
A flood alert has been issued for the East coast of england
At Sandsend and hornsea in the north and Mersea, maldon and felixstowe in the south with multiple possible flood alerts along the entire east coast to Kent.
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Why?? 
Cos....
Fecking cos!....what the feck  "
Because ever since the Thames Barrier was built, the east coast of England weighs more, and so sits lower in the water. Therefore, this region is more prone to flooding. |
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over a year ago
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"Why??
Cos....
Fecking cos!....what the feck
Because ever since the Thames Barrier was built, the east coast of England weighs more, and so sits lower in the water. Therefore, this region is more prone to flooding."
Bloody glad I live in the north east then...and thanks for clearing that up as I thought it might be due to a horrendous downpour  |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Why??
Cos....
Fecking cos!....what the feck
Because ever since the Thames Barrier was built, the east coast of England weighs more, and so sits lower in the water. Therefore, this region is more prone to flooding.
Bloody glad I live in the north east then...and thanks for clearing that up as I thought it might be due to a horrendous downpour "
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"Why??
Cos....
Fecking cos!....what the feck
Because ever since the Thames Barrier was built, the east coast of England weighs more, and so sits lower in the water. Therefore, this region is more prone to flooding."
Is it 'cos I ate too many biscuits?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why??
Cos....
Fecking cos!....what the feck
Because ever since the Thames Barrier was built, the east coast of England weighs more, and so sits lower in the water. Therefore, this region is more prone to flooding.
Bloody glad I live in the north east then...and thanks for clearing that up as I thought it might be due to a horrendous downpour
You're welcome. Got to love Google!"
Got to love getting someone to use it for you |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"Why??
Cos....
Fecking cos!....what the feck
Because ever since the Thames Barrier was built, the east coast of England weighs more, and so sits lower in the water. Therefore, this region is more prone to flooding.
Is it 'cos I ate too many biscuits? "
The Thames Barrier has been around for some time... |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Why??
Cos....
Fecking cos!....what the feck
Because ever since the Thames Barrier was built, the east coast of England weighs more, and so sits lower in the water. Therefore, this region is more prone to flooding.
Bloody glad I live in the north east then...and thanks for clearing that up as I thought it might be due to a horrendous downpour
You're welcome. Got to love Google!
Got to love getting someone to use it for you "
I'm all heart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why??
Cos....
Fecking cos!....what the feck
Because ever since the Thames Barrier was built, the east coast of England weighs more, and so sits lower in the water. Therefore, this region is more prone to flooding.
Bloody glad I live in the north east then...and thanks for clearing that up as I thought it might be due to a horrendous downpour
You're welcome. Got to love Google!
Got to love getting someone to use it for you
I'm all heart "
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"Why??
Cos....
Fecking cos!....what the feck "
Cos was the short answer but as you asked so fecking nicely, I shall begin my sermon..
Its nothing to do with barriers or biscuits, it is in fact due to America sinking..
I read this in the Chuffington post so I'm sure it's true..
Since trump ascended from the depths of the swamp of despair, the gods have been displeased with America and decided that a biblical flood is the only way to deal with the issue of the red necks and trump supporters..
America is slowly sinking into the watery depths and it has been foretold in the gospel of Barack that America will disappear until all that is left is mount Rushmore as a reminder to all not to worship false presidents...
And the children of America being decent and virtuous shall be warned of the impending flood by hand signs or musical tones and a story of aliens landing, make it to the saftey of mount Rushmore...
And all the red necks and trumpites being dim witted and in bred shall disappear beneath the water under the weight of their egos and gun laden pockets..
And it is told that the people shall call forwrd a lady called Hilary and she raised up on a pedestal and sacrificed to appease the gods and prevent a shambolic presidential race ever happening again..
And the gods will see the people of America are good and the tides shall recede and everyone will be able to drink Budweiser and visit Disney once a year..
Well, that's what I read but it seems the sinking mass of America is causing this extra high tide today.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why??
Cos....
Fecking cos!....what the feck
Cos was the short answer but as you asked so fecking nicely, I shall begin my sermon..
Its nothing to do with barriers or biscuits, it is in fact due to America sinking..
I read this in the Chuffington post so I'm sure it's true..
Since trump ascended from the depths of the swamp of despair, the gods have been displeased with America and decided that a biblical flood is the only way to deal with the issue of the red necks and trump supporters..
America is slowly sinking into the watery depths and it has been foretold in the gospel of Barack that America will disappear until all that is left is mount Rushmore as a reminder to all not to worship false presidents...
And the children of America being decent and virtuous shall be warned of the impending flood by hand signs or musical tones and a story of aliens landing, make it to the saftey of mount Rushmore...
And all the red necks and trumpites being dim witted and in bred shall disappear beneath the water under the weight of their egos and gun laden pockets..
And it is told that the people shall call forwrd a lady called Hilary and she raised up on a pedestal and sacrificed to appease the gods and prevent a shambolic presidential race ever happening again..
And the gods will see the people of America are good and the tides shall recede and everyone will be able to drink Budweiser and visit Disney once a year..
Well, that's what I read but it seems the sinking mass of America is causing this extra high tide today.. "
So we are not doomed in the north east!
Thank feck for that |
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"Why??
Cos....
Fecking cos!....what the feck
Cos was the short answer but as you asked so fecking nicely, I shall begin my sermon..
Its nothing to do with barriers or biscuits, it is in fact due to America sinking..
I read this in the Chuffington post so I'm sure it's true..
Since trump ascended from the depths of the swamp of despair, the gods have been displeased with America and decided that a biblical flood is the only way to deal with the issue of the red necks and trump supporters..
America is slowly sinking into the watery depths and it has been foretold in the gospel of Barack that America will disappear until all that is left is mount Rushmore as a reminder to all not to worship false presidents...
And the children of America being decent and virtuous shall be warned of the impending flood by hand signs or musical tones and a story of aliens landing, make it to the saftey of mount Rushmore...
And all the red necks and trumpites being dim witted and in bred shall disappear beneath the water under the weight of their egos and gun laden pockets..
And it is told that the people shall call forwrd a lady called Hilary and she raised up on a pedestal and sacrificed to appease the gods and prevent a shambolic presidential race ever happening again..
And the gods will see the people of America are good and the tides shall recede and everyone will be able to drink Budweiser and visit Disney once a year..
Well, that's what I read but it seems the sinking mass of America is causing this extra high tide today..
So we are not doomed in the north east!
Thank feck for that"
No, you'll be fine..
Unless you live in the two places oop norf that are gonna flood or you voted for trump, in which case you are doomed.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why??
Cos....
Fecking cos!....what the feck
Cos was the short answer but as you asked so fecking nicely, I shall begin my sermon..
Its nothing to do with barriers or biscuits, it is in fact due to America sinking..
I read this in the Chuffington post so I'm sure it's true..
Since trump ascended from the depths of the swamp of despair, the gods have been displeased with America and decided that a biblical flood is the only way to deal with the issue of the red necks and trump supporters..
America is slowly sinking into the watery depths and it has been foretold in the gospel of Barack that America will disappear until all that is left is mount Rushmore as a reminder to all not to worship false presidents...
And the children of America being decent and virtuous shall be warned of the impending flood by hand signs or musical tones and a story of aliens landing, make it to the saftey of mount Rushmore...
And all the red necks and trumpites being dim witted and in bred shall disappear beneath the water under the weight of their egos and gun laden pockets..
And it is told that the people shall call forwrd a lady called Hilary and she raised up on a pedestal and sacrificed to appease the gods and prevent a shambolic presidential race ever happening again..
And the gods will see the people of America are good and the tides shall recede and everyone will be able to drink Budweiser and visit Disney once a year..
Well, that's what I read but it seems the sinking mass of America is causing this extra high tide today..
So we are not doomed in the north east!
Thank feck for that
No, you'll be fine..
Unless you live in the two places oop norf that are gonna flood or you voted for trump, in which case you are doomed.. "
No brexit? |
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
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So we are not doomed in the north east!
Thank feck for that
No, you'll be fine..
Unless you live in the two places oop norf that are gonna flood or you voted for trump, in which case you are doomed..
No brexit? "
A brexiteer... it might be wise to stay well clear of low areas near any water, just in case... you can never be too careful.. |
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