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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Get ya rat out

Any worse?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Plenty, fancy looking in my box?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that your cock?

From a guy on another app to me (even though I’m marked as str8). If I was going to use someone else’s cock pic I’d use a huge one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep plenty ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd love to ruin you" is always a good one

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Nice beaver!

Fuck off and mind your own business looking up my skirt you pervert.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finger me..?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want to go halves on a bastard?

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Finger me..?

It's to the point I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Show us ya pisshole girl

A builder I know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loads on here

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By *valanche1001Man over a year ago

Leeds

"What do you think of this" accompanied by a close up shot if HIS gaping, ruined arse hole

That was weeks ago, still don't feel clean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“breed me” is one that always makes me puke in my mouth

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By *od ThrusterMan over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

""What do you think of this" accompanied by a close up shot if HIS gaping, ruined arse hole

That was weeks ago, still don't feel clean

I think I would literally vomit!

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Fancy a dance luv?

Good. Fuck off and have one while I chat your mate up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Plenty, fancy looking in my box?"

Not half...

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wanna tongue punch your fart box - I mean, what girl could resist such an offer

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By *ruesome-twosomeCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

Get your gums around me plums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't mind me, I'm just taking notes to make me stand out from the fancy a fuck brigade

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I smell your cunt?

No... must be your feet then x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An old mate of mine would say to a woman. ''Do you wanna av it, or what''.

As a teenage biker from the early 70's. sown onto my leather jacket was FFF and the girls would ask me, ! what does FFF stand for, I would reply ''find um, fuck, um, forget um.

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