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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago
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My favourite phrase shouted full blast this morning is..
"Come the fuck on"
The lights are green, the 4 cars in front have set off, why are you struggling with the concept of setting off 
End of rant.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like "come the fuck on"! I would have added cockwomble...Just for extra impact!
Come the fuck on you fucking cockwomble!
Just looking for the opportunity now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My favourite phrase shouted full blast this morning is..
"Come the fuck on"
The lights are green, the 4 cars in front have set off, why are you struggling with the concept of setting off
End of rant.
What have you been shouting?"
 some people don't look further ahead than the end of their bonnet.
I very often shout "what the fuck are you braking for??!!?!?!" When people brake all the time on straight roads..  |
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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago
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"I like "come the fuck on"! I would have added cockwomble...Just for extra impact!
Come the fuck on you fucking cockwomble!
Just looking for the opportunity now "
Plenty of opportunity round here this morning.
I sometimes add "fucktard" as well |
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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago
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"My favourite phrase shouted full blast this morning is..
"Come the fuck on"
The lights are green, the 4 cars in front have set off, why are you struggling with the concept of setting off
End of rant.
What have you been shouting?
some people don't look further ahead than the end of their bonnet.
I very often shout "what the fuck are you braking for??!!?!?!" When people brake all the time on straight roads.. "
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"My favourite phrase shouted full blast this morning is..
"Come the fuck on"
The lights are green, the 4 cars in front have set off, why are you struggling with the concept of setting off
End of rant.
What have you been shouting?"
I would have taken more time to move off, just for the hell of it. |
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By *a72Man
over a year ago
london |
One of the best things I did was to sell my car and use public transport honestly it was like a great weight lifted from my shoulders no more roadrage, dealing with silly wankers on the road who can't drive, mot's, services, insurance etc etc etc. Let the Train or Bus drivers deal with it and sit back and relax on that journey! If you really have to have a car then I don't envy you. |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
I use "dicksplat" and "fuckspawn" all the time - often before I've even left the driveway - especially when I forgotten something in the house just as I'm about to set off  |
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I swear terribly at other drivers - though from within the comparative security of my car - not wanting to prompt a road rage incident I don't usually open the window and very obviously bellow at them.
My favourite term seems to be 'twat' or 'fucking twat', the generally useful 'for fuck's sake' (e.g. for dawdlers, and cars which come to a dead stop at give way signs even though you can see the way clear as you approach) and the frustratingly common 'use your fucking indicator'.
Years ago I was 'spoken to' by my eldest child's nursery who were taken aback by the 'sound effects' they used when playing cars. Ooops, don't know where they got that from |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
i am not a shouter.... i am more of a "foreign gestures" guy.... I watched too much italian and spanish football.....
so if someone cuts me up... gestures guy comes out!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drivers who don’t say thank you when you let me out of a side road.
Drivers who brake, brake, brake and then signal!
Drivers who don’t set off when the lights have gone green as they’re looking down at their mobile phones!
Grrrr |
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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago
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"I swear terribly at other drivers - though from within the comparative security of my car - not wanting to prompt a road rage incident I don't usually open the window and very obviously bellow at them.
My favourite term seems to be 'twat' or 'fucking twat', the generally useful 'for fuck's sake' (e.g. for dawdlers, and cars which come to a dead stop at give way signs even though you can see the way clear as you approach) and the frustratingly common 'use your fucking indicator'.
Years ago I was 'spoken to' by my eldest child's nursery who were taken aback by the 'sound effects' they used when playing cars. Ooops, don't know where they got that from "
I know my eldest when she was learning to talk once asked (when my wife was driving us) "mummy, is that man a fucking arsehole as well".
Bear in mind i very rarely drove the kids around |
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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Mostly it’s the same thing and I’m embarrassed to say it but I just usually call them dipshits whatever that is "
Good one yep used that one as well, but thats usually one of my quieter ones accompanied by a slow head shake |
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"My car is computer controlled to a great extent, so you may be shouting at a robot. "
Though I saw some stupid, dangerous driving after leaving home this morning. People who haven't noticed that the road in front of them is now clear, as others in the overtaking lane have moved back, after finishing their manoeuvre.
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"I don't shout as much as I used to whilst driving. Now a just shake my head and utter the word "cunt" whilst keeping eye contact"
I called some twat who cut me up a wanker once, and he clearly saw me in the mirror and went into a full blow road rage, chasing me round a ring round until we stopped at some lights and then getting out his car to come and......who knows what!
Luckily the lights changed and I swerved round him and off!! Very scary!  |
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"My favourite phrase shouted full blast this morning is..
"Come the fuck on"
The lights are green, the 4 cars in front have set off, why are you struggling with the concept of setting off
End of rant.
What have you been shouting?"
She may have stalled.  |
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