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"You have just won a lifetime supply of the last thing you bought.....What is it? Cling film "Petrol | |||
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"You have just won a lifetime supply of the last thing you bought.....What is it? Cling film
Petrol "Lucky sod   | |||
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erm, yay? | |||
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"Dominos pizza. Get in. "You lucky sod. I'm going to drown in technology and you get the best food ever. Toppings? | |||
"You have just won a lifetime supply of the last thing you bought.....What is it? Cling film
Petrol Lucky sod "Result! | |||
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"KFC, not sure if I'm happy "
I'll swap my sausage rolls! | |||
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Finger licking good | |||
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"Lifetime supply of teabags "Give _he secret tea party a shout | |||
"Dark fruits "Do you want a lodger | |||
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"Lifetime supply of teabags Give _he secret tea party a shout " | |||
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"New iMac, thank you OP "Your gonna be quids in with xmas coming up | |||
Can't quit now I suppose.
Or stop smoking | |||
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"Lifetime supply of teabags Give _he secret tea party a shout
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"Dark fruits Do you want a lodger "Yep why not | |||
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"Dark fruits Do you want a lodger
Yep why not "OOOH Great! i'll bring my cling film | |||
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"New iMac, thank you OP Your gonna be quids in with xmas coming up "Yep  | |||
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I should have got a kfc instead  | |||
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"Xbox game "jammy bas***d! | |||
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"1st class stamp hahah" that's your xmas cards sorted then | |||
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"Cider!! Yaaaaa beauty!! When can I expect delivery OP?" | |||
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I'll keep the lifetime supply of wine but swap the pasta and milk for pizza | |||
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"Dominos pizza. Get in.
You lucky sod. I'm going to drown in technology and you get the best food ever. Toppings?"Meatfeast and Meateor with a couple of mini cheesy garlic pizzas. Going to die well fed and happy, but my need a jcb or 3 at my funeral | |||
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"ahhhhh can i swap - i bought a red nail polish for a resident at work - i dont wear red - "There's also a swap thread somewhere | |||
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"ahhhhh can i swap - i bought a red nail polish for a resident at work - i dont wear red -
There's also a swap thread somewhere " | |||
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"WINE! #wine-ing "FTFY | |||
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"You have just won a lifetime supply of the last thing you bought.....What is it? Cling film
Petrol "Lady petrol. | |||
"Mushrooms "Magic. | |||
"Raspberries. Hhhmmm." Harry Secombe invented the raspberry. | |||
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"The Daily Mail "And the award for the most appropriate use of an emoji ever on the internet goes to, Rowdy. | |||
"Apples "You don't like them apples. | |||
"Broccoli. It's good I suppose." Have you ever considered a career in advertising? | |||
"Can of Pepsi." Shirley not. | |||
"Wild bird seed" Oh tits. | |||
"Onions " | |||
"Dark fruits "I would never have had you down for a homophobic racist. | |||
"Toothpaste "Mint. | |||
"Calpol And for how sick my kids seem to get I'm ok with that saves me a few quid "Little children live longer with Calpol. | |||
"Calpol And for how sick my kids seem to get I'm ok with that saves me a few quid
Little children live longer with Calpol."Now *that* is funny | |||
"Pizza from Ask Italian. Yesssss!!!!" If you don't Ask you don't get. | |||
"Calpol And for how sick my kids seem to get I'm ok with that saves me a few quid
Little children live longer with Calpol.
Now *that* is funny "Too much brain-power going into these puns...  | |||
"Calpol And for how sick my kids seem to get I'm ok with that saves me a few quid
Little children live longer with Calpol.
Now *that* is funny
Too much brain-power going into these puns... " | |||
"Calpol And for how sick my kids seem to get I'm ok with that saves me a few quid
Little children live longer with Calpol.
Now *that* is funny
Too much brain-power going into these puns...
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"Birthday cake "You're going to be doing a lot of blowing. | |||
"Birthday cake
You're going to be doing a lot of blowing."I bought a balloon | |||
"Birthday cake
You're going to be doing a lot of blowing.
I bought a balloon "Only one? It must be a whopper. | |||
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"Birthday cake
You're going to be doing a lot of blowing.
I bought a balloon
Only one? It must be a whopper."Not been to Burger King/McDonalds or whatever it is for a while...... | |||
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"[Hot air removed by poster at 06/10/17 00:39:05]" I name this gas planet Rimmer...... | |||
"[Hot air removed by poster at 06/10/17 00:39:05] I name this gas planet Rimmer...... " | |||
"Hallelujah!! It was a 50g pouch of Golden Virginia! " How much did it cost you? I get 50g of JPS for £16.99 | |||
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"Pomegranate juice. "Fruity. | |||
"Pomegranate juice.
Fruity."And healthy | |||
"[Hot air removed by poster at 06/10/17 00:39:05] I name this gas planet Rimmer...... "Lisa accused the scutters of you going down ma trousers to nick ma turquoise dye  | |||
"Hallelujah!! It was a 50g pouch of Golden Virginia! How much did it cost you? I get 50g of JPS for £16.99 "£11... I know a man  | |||
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"A pony "25 quid a day. | |||
"[Hot air removed by poster at 06/10/17 00:39:05] I name this gas planet Rimmer......
Lisa accused the scutters of you going down ma trousers to nick ma turquoise dye "I know, what's that Lisa like. | |||
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"You have just won a lifetime supply of the last thing you bought.....What is it? Cling film "Pub quiz entry | |||
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"Nice! Maccy D breakfast lol Peach x" I love a Maccies breakfast. The one in town closed down. And now I want a Maccies breakfast. | |||
