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"world peace "Thats one close to my heart and I wish we could all make it happen, naive as it may sound xx | |||
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"keeping all the people happy all of the time "I'm always happy  | |||
"keeping all the people happy all of the time "Agreed, it is a lovely and unselfish concept but probably not possible xx | |||
"world peace Thats one close to my heart and I wish we could all make it happen, naive as it may sound xx"Its a nice thought but our human ability to think differently means it is impossible. Not to say we shouldn't try though | |||
"keeping all the people happy all of the time
I'm always happy "We know that but are you "all people" now????;-) xx | |||
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"keeping all the people happy all of the time
I'm always happy We know that but are you "all people" now????;-) xx" ive only wakened up, i fell asleep after work  | |||
"world peace Thats one close to my heart and I wish we could all make it happen, naive as it may sound xx
Its a nice thought but our human ability to think differently means it is impossible. Not to say we shouldn't try though"I like that idea of "keep trying"... it willmake the world, or even just our smaller communities a better place... xx | |||
"keeping all the people happy all of the time
I'm always happy "I always try to be happy but then some bugger reminds me that I got work tomorrow  that can kill a good mood | |||
"keeping all the people happy all of the time
I'm always happy
I always try to be happy but then some bugger reminds me that I got work tomorrow that can kill a good mood "you could shoot the messenger...lol x | |||
"Yesterday we had the one about somebody suggesting to silence the lovely Frock... what other missions can you think of that might be impossible?;-) Only nice ones please... "Seeing me in a "loved" up relationship....
Now thats an impossible task , lmao | |||
"keeping all the people happy all of the time
I'm always happy
I always try to be happy but then some bugger reminds me that I got work tomorrow that can kill a good mood you could shoot the messenger...lol x"nice thought but that would not keep all the people happy lmao and I would still have to turn in | |||
"Yesterday we had the one about somebody suggesting to silence the lovely Frock... what other missions can you think of that might be impossible?;-) Only nice ones please...
Seeing me in a "loved" up relationship....
Now thats an impossible task , lmao "Hey, with what I have heard about you and your Roasts.... I cannot believe that | |||
"Yesterday we had the one about somebody suggesting to silence the lovely Frock... what other missions can you think of that might be impossible?;-) Only nice ones please... "
I can be quiet at times xx
My most wished for mission that would be impossible is for everyone, worldwide, to have upmost respect for everyone else... knock on effect would be a happy polite society for all to live in | |||
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"Yesterday we had the one about somebody suggesting to silence the lovely Frock... what other missions can you think of that might be impossible?;-) Only nice ones please...
I can be quiet at times xx
My most wished for mission that would be impossible is for everyone, worldwide, to have upmost respect for everyone else... knock on effect would be a happy polite society for all to live in "was wondering how long it would take for you to chip in only kiding and I agree, would it not be great to live in a place of mutual respect and tolerance for the differences between people... I will say this, on a serious note : When I catch myself making assumptions about somebody based on how they look, behave, talk.... I do try and check out whether the assumption is right or whether it is more about me and my own prejudices.. | |||
"Yesterday we had the one about somebody suggesting to silence the lovely Frock... what other missions can you think of that might be impossible?;-) Only nice ones please... "A tea trolley on the tube ('London Underground' to you foreigners) | |||
"Yesterday we had the one about somebody suggesting to silence the lovely Frock... what other missions can you think of that might be impossible?;-) Only nice ones please... "Get Raisealaff to stop saying 'c*nt' for one day? | |||
"Yesterday we had the one about somebody suggesting to silence the lovely Frock... what other missions can you think of that might be impossible?;-) Only nice ones please...
Get Raisealaff to stop saying 'c*nt' for one day?"lol will never happen | |||
"Yesterday we had the one about somebody suggesting to silence the lovely Frock... what other missions can you think of that might be impossible?;-) Only nice ones please...
A tea trolley on the tube ('London Underground' to you foreigners) "love it.... | |||
"Yesterday we had the one about somebody suggesting to silence the lovely Frock... what other missions can you think of that might be impossible?;-) Only nice ones please...
Get Raisealaff to stop saying 'c*nt' for one day?
lol will never happen "Hey, are we not denying the man a chance to become "good" ?;-) | |||
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"To eat a whole sugared doughnut without licking your lips until you’ve swallowed every last bite Oh no ya can’t…… "Im going to take you on ... ask me tomorrow... | |||
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"To eat a whole sugared doughnut without licking your lips until you’ve swallowed every last bite Oh no ya can’t…… Im going to take you on ... ask me tomorrow..."hey,,, no cheating !! and no drinks during the challange..... and if you do mannage it... well.... you know what that means don't ya? | |||
"Eradicate Children's Suffering...." Hell yes, protect the vulnerable. I would include old people and disabled in this... anybody who is vulnerable and at risk... | |||
"Eradicate Children's Suffering....Hell yes, protect the vulnerable. I would include old people and disabled in this... anybody who is vulnerable and at risk..." totally agree xx | |||
"To eat a whole sugared doughnut without licking your lips until you’ve swallowed every last bite Oh no ya can’t…… Im going to take you on ... ask me tomorrow...
hey,,, no cheating !! and no drinks during the challange..... and if you do mannage it... well.... you know what that means don't ya? "Am I allowed to suck the crumbs in? | |||
"To eat a whole sugared doughnut without licking your lips until you’ve swallowed every last bite Oh no ya can’t…… Im going to take you on ... ask me tomorrow...
hey,,, no cheating !! and no drinks during the challange..... and if you do mannage it... well.... you know what that means don't ya? Am I allowed to suck the crumbs in? "Nope!!! | |||
"To eat a whole sugared doughnut without licking your lips until you’ve swallowed every last bite Oh no ya can’t…… Im going to take you on ... ask me tomorrow...
hey,,, no cheating !! and no drinks during the challange..... and if you do mannage it... well.... you know what that means don't ya? Am I allowed to suck the crumbs in?
Nope!!! "I like you You re assertive | |||
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"Strictly no crumb sucking "almost sounsd like a new thread pmsl... | |||
"Strictly no crumb sucking almost sounsd like a new thread pmsl..."If your gonna take this challange on... you need to understand... apart from any other reason…. It’s simply just not dignified being observed sucking crumbs,,,,,, I mean really control yourself….apart for the obvious spectacle it presents,,,,,, Just imagine what embarrassing noises might slip out whilst ascertaining the appropriate levels of suction to apply….. its just unthinkable…..
You'll cheat,,,, I just know it... you'll cheat!!! thay all do!!!! | |||
"Strictly no crumb sucking almost sounsd like a new thread pmsl...
If your gonna take this challange on... you need to understand... apart from any other reason…. It’s simply just not dignified being observed sucking crumbs,,,,,, I mean really control yourself….apart for the obvious spectacle it presents,,,,,, Just imagine what embarrassing noises might slip out whilst ascertaining the appropriate levels of suction to apply….. its just unthinkable…..
You'll cheat,,,, I just know it... you'll cheat!!! thay all do!!!! "I objection, your honour! I truly object... this witness has never actually watched me... sucking the crumbs inwards without the simulataneous use of tongues, fingers and other manouvering objects....!! The witness needs ahem... containing I think! | |||
" Objection, your honour! I truly object... this witness has never actually watched me... sucking the crumbs inwards without the simulataneous use of tongues, fingers and other manouvering objects....!! The witness needs ahem... containing I think! "I accept your objection…. And will indeed apply restraints forthwith …. But,,,, I still think ya gonna be pushing it, as those sweet sticky sugary granules encrust your lips as you feverishly try to ignore their presence, until whoops!!! out pops ya tongue and before you can control that reflex action… lickerdy lick there they were!!!! …… Gone!!!!! You lose…… mwuahahahah | |||
" Objection, your honour! I truly object... this witness has never actually watched me... sucking the crumbs inwards without the simulataneous use of tongues, fingers and other manouvering objects....!! The witness needs ahem... containing I think!
I accept your objection…. And will indeed apply restraints forthwith ….
But,,,, I still think ya gonna be pushing it, as those sweet sticky sugary granules encrust your lips as you feverishly try to ignore their presence, until whoops!!! out pops ya tongue and before you can control that reflex action… lickerdy lick there they were!!!! …… Gone!!!!! You lose…… mwuahahahah "Your honour, the witness has no experience of the precision and strength of the muscles that will surround said item... so once again, Objection! | |||
" Your honour, the witness has no experience of the precision and strength of the muscles that will surround said item... so once again, Objection! "Objection over-ruled….. the defendants claim is merely drawing on a loose technicality based around a fact the prosecution has no personal experienced of her suction techniques….. Therefore we the court have no quarter with such folly,,,,, and shall only come to our verdict once the proof be established by the eating of said doughnut… | |||
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"Reaching in the top of my wardrobe without a stool xx "*decides to keep quiet* | |||
"Reaching in the top of my wardrobe without a stool xx
*decides to keep quiet* "Oh yeah I forgot lankey xx | |||
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" Your honour, the witness has no experience of the precision and strength of the muscles that will surround said item... so once again, Objection!
Objection over-ruled….. the defendants claim is merely drawing on a loose technicality based around a fact the prosecution has no personal experienced of her suction techniques…..
Therefore we the court have no quarter with such folly,,,,, and shall only come to our verdict once the proof be established by the eating of said doughnut… "Your honour, the witness resorts to unconventional methods in his life, has a history of causing public stirs AND he is engaging in polugamous acitivities of a sexual nature... I would like to call an expert witness with an unblemished record and lifestyle - | |||
"Honesty on profiles, then I thought I would go for an easier one. Solve starvation in the 3rd world." love it ... and yeah on the second point.. seems so pointless we have everything in abundancae and others starve. | |||
"Honesty on profiles, then I thought I would go for an easier one. Solve starvation in the 3rd world." Ooooooh you old cynic you... | |||
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"keeping me off the chocolate tonight.. is mission impossibe "just had 2 mint club biscuits | |||
"keeping me off the chocolate tonight.. is mission impossibe
just had 2 mint club biscuits "Oh not had one of those in years, but I do have a bag of Haribo Jelly Babies  | |||
"keeping me off the chocolate tonight.. is mission impossibe
just had 2 mint club biscuits
Oh not had one of those in years, but I do have a bag of Haribo Jelly Babies "chocolate was follwed closely by some Maoams strips | |||
"keeping me off the chocolate tonight.. is mission impossibe
just had 2 mint club biscuits
Oh not had one of those in years, but I do have a bag of Haribo Jelly Babies chocolate was follwed closely by some Maoams strips "oh had a bag of maoams strips today in work, once you start you cant stop til they are all gone | |||
"keeping me off the chocolate tonight.. is mission impossibe
just had 2 mint club biscuits
Oh not had one of those in years, but I do have a bag of Haribo Jelly Babies "me either they where on offer so bought some for a change... yummy | |||
"keeping me off the chocolate tonight.. is mission impossibe
just had 2 mint club biscuits
Oh not had one of those in years, but I do have a bag of Haribo Jelly Babies chocolate was follwed closely by some Maoams strips
oh had a bag of maoams strips today in work, once you start you cant stop til they are all gone "usually coincides with strong feelings of nausea and teh thought... ooops I did it again... | |||
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"keeping me off the chocolate tonight.. is mission impossibe
just had 2 mint club biscuits
Oh not had one of those in years, but I do have a bag of Haribo Jelly Babies chocolate was follwed closely by some Maoams strips
oh had a bag of maoams strips today in work, once you start you cant stop til they are all gone usually coincides with strong feelings of nausea and teh thought... ooops I did it again..."that was my healthy lunch for today | |||
" Is this the place for single men to mention meets? Oh, and i'll meet soxy's challenge and raise him one ( metaphorically speaking ), bet you can't type a whole post.... without....using.....hundreds of ...little dots." who......... me? .............................. | |||
"I bought two bags of the jelly babies on Saturday, one was devoured over two nights, the other I dare not open, because I know the minute I do they will just all run away" the male ones never run they love coming into your mouth | |||
"Gettin Wendy off the computer xx "she loves unusual positions that girl  | |||
" Is this the place for single men to mention meets? Oh, and i'll meet soxy's challenge and raise him one ( metaphorically speaking ), bet you can't type a whole post.... without....using.....hundreds of ...little dots." Oh yes I can Rushmoon old chap, look not a dot in sight,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |||
" Is this the place for single men to mention meets? Oh, and i'll meet soxy's challenge and raise him one ( metaphorically speaking ), bet you can't type a whole post.... without....using.....hundreds of ...little dots. Oh yes I can Rushmoon old chap, look not a dot in sight,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "he is sparring for one this evening.. he might get fried | |||
"Yesterday we had the one about somebody suggesting to silence the lovely Frock... what other missions can you think of that might be impossible?;-) Only nice ones please...
Seeing me in a "loved" up relationship....
Now thats an impossible task , lmao Hey, with what I have heard about you and your Roasts.... I cannot believe that"Cant help meeting guys with absolutely no taste.lmao | |||
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"My own personal mission is to attempt to write shorter posts and not 1000 word essays all the time - something I'm struggling with I have to admit. " From the Jake Thackery song "On Again".... A woman can : "Never use one or two words when a couple of thousand will easilly do....."  | |||
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"Tear open the pack of Jaffa Cakes, and just have,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,one?" Me too, I even bought a box with small packs in, still ate the bloody lot | |||
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