I still wish I could place a bottle of beer (or alcopop) in my cleavage and drink it in situ like a girl I went to uni with. She didn't need a straw either. T

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

I can open a gas bill with my eyes closed.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

I've never had sex in a swingers' club.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

"I can hear jimi"

Can you slam-dunk too?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once fought my way out of a paper bag

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can trip over thin air. T"

Ooo...that's impressive

Peach x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can hear jimi

Can you slam-dunk too?"

I choose not to

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

"I can hear jimi

Can you slam-dunk too?

I choose not to "

I too, choose not to

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can be a public member of a swingers site and two dating sites.. yet be totally invisible to women..

My super power is fitting of being on a Marvel Superhero's forum.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can start an argument in an empty room

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can only trip over going up stairs never down

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

I can't say 'vinegar', I always say 'vigenar'

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can walk in heels

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can drink a glass of wine on a school night x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

I can always spill gravy down my top, without fail

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can walk in heels

Now that has me impressed (but then in the context of my tripping over thin air skill you probably wouldn't be surprised) T

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *lceeWoman over a year ago

Leeds

My whistle can attract blind dogs.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *imonP23Man over a year ago

Shepton Mallet

I'm right-handed, but I trained myself to use my left hand to hold and drink from beer glasses, coffee cups etc. Frees up the more useful hand, you see?

You'd be surprised how rarely that talent has actually been useful. Maybe once, a few years ago.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My whistle can attract blind dogs."

Guess that means blind dogs can hear better than sighted dogs

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

The Forum Clique rejected me

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I can almost stand up in a child's swimming pool.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic