It's windy. And it's not even coming from my botty.
I've had curry and chips for lunch so I can't say the same for later on.
I really don't like the wind though, it's the weather that genuinely frightens me. From the grit that goes in your eyes to the swaying trees I think are gonna splat me. Fuck off wind.
You may find me however in a field with a big brolly attempting my own Mary Poppins moves. It will happen one day. |
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Estella beat me to it.
I was going to say.... I’ve not read anything other than the title but....
Yes Please...
So I read the rest of it. Hope you enjoyed the curry n chips  |
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"It's windy. And it's not even coming from my botty.
I've had curry and chips for lunch so I can't say the same for later on.
I really don't like the wind though, it's the weather that genuinely frightens me. From the grit that goes in your eyes to the swaying trees I think are gonna splat me. Fuck off wind.
You may find me however in a field with a big brolly attempting my own Mary Poppins moves. It will happen one day."
Iv seen you on the forum lots of times and iv only just looked at your pics,its safe to say my undies exploded....carry on |
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"Estella beat me to it.
I was going to say.... I’ve not read anything other than the title but....
Yes Please...
So I read the rest of it. Hope you enjoyed the curry n chips "
I enjoyed it very much. Made a pleasant change from a ping meal. |
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"It's windy. And it's not even coming from my botty.
I've had curry and chips for lunch so I can't say the same for later on.
I really don't like the wind though, it's the weather that genuinely frightens me. From the grit that goes in your eyes to the swaying trees I think are gonna splat me. Fuck off wind.
You may find me however in a field with a big brolly attempting my own Mary Poppins moves. It will happen one day."
Could do with a blowie around here today. |
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"It's windy. And it's not even coming from my botty.
I've had curry and chips for lunch so I can't say the same for later on.
I really don't like the wind though, it's the weather that genuinely frightens me. From the grit that goes in your eyes to the swaying trees I think are gonna splat me. Fuck off wind.
You may find me however in a field with a big brolly attempting my own Mary Poppins moves. It will happen one day.
Iv seen you on the forum lots of times and iv only just looked at your pics,its safe to say my undies exploded....carry on"
You've just put an image in my head. I'm doing a ponder face right now.
So... I wonder if I actually got covered in the jizz that has been expelled in my honour, how much would it be?
I'm guessing I'd look like I'd fallen into a swimming pool full of wallpaper paste.
Ha! That's tickled me.
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"It's windy. And it's not even coming from my botty.
I've had curry and chips for lunch so I can't say the same for later on.
I really don't like the wind though, it's the weather that genuinely frightens me. From the grit that goes in your eyes to the swaying trees I think are gonna splat me. Fuck off wind.
You may find me however in a field with a big brolly attempting my own Mary Poppins moves. It will happen one day.
Iv seen you on the forum lots of times and iv only just looked at your pics,its safe to say my undies exploded....carry on
You've just put an image in my head. I'm doing a ponder face right now.
So... I wonder if I actually got covered in the jizz that has been expelled in my honour, how much would it be?
I'm guessing I'd look like I'd fallen into a swimming pool full of wallpaper paste.
Ha! That's tickled me.
Continue "
Now ya see youve just put an image in my head of you covered in jizz,stop it woman please!! |
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"It's windy. And it's not even coming from my botty.
I've had curry and chips for lunch so I can't say the same for later on.
I really don't like the wind though, it's the weather that genuinely frightens me. From the grit that goes in your eyes to the swaying trees I think are gonna splat me. Fuck off wind.
You may find me however in a field with a big brolly attempting my own Mary Poppins moves. It will happen one day.
Could do with a blowie around here today."
And you thought of me, how delightful |
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"It's windy. And it's not even coming from my botty.
I've had curry and chips for lunch so I can't say the same for later on.
I really don't like the wind though, it's the weather that genuinely frightens me. From the grit that goes in your eyes to the swaying trees I think are gonna splat me. Fuck off wind.
You may find me however in a field with a big brolly attempting my own Mary Poppins moves. It will happen one day.
Iv seen you on the forum lots of times and iv only just looked at your pics,its safe to say my undies exploded....carry on
You've just put an image in my head. I'm doing a ponder face right now.
So... I wonder if I actually got covered in the jizz that has been expelled in my honour, how much would it be?
I'm guessing I'd look like I'd fallen into a swimming pool full of wallpaper paste.
Ha! That's tickled me.
Continue
Now ya see youve just put an image in my head of you covered in jizz,stop it woman please!!"
I can't help it. My mind is a very strange place.... And my vag, well, that the place dreams are made and hearts are broken |
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"Next time I see you I'll tell you the story of me getting actually blown in the air across a road and smashed into the back of a range rover!! I'm an idiot but it was funny 
Go careful out there little peachy one  
Peach x"
A bit like when I ran into the side of a bus? 
I'm not going out, ohhhhhh no. There are big ariels, trees, fences and all sorts of other wind weapons. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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Enjoy the curry 
As for wind its windy hear to but it can't be that bad.
I wos born in a hurricane.
You no that big hurricane that wos never ment to hit England then it took a odd change of course and i showed up in the midall of it......
  
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"Enjoy the curry
As for wind its windy hear to but it can't be that bad.
I wos born in a hurricane.
You no that big hurricane that wos never ment to hit England then it took a odd change of course and i showed up in the midall of it......
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I know the one, my nan got a black eye from a fence panel. See, wind weapons.
Trust you to make an entrance then Seeside. |
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"Enjoy the curry
As for wind its windy hear to but it can't be that bad.
I wos born in a hurricane.
You no that big hurricane that wos never ment to hit England then it took a odd change of course and i showed up in the midall of it......
I know the one, my nan got a black eye from a fence panel. See, wind weapons.
Trust you to make an entrance then Seeside. "
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"It's just wet here, terribly wet.
Thanks your pants isn't it? 
Not today. We will see how the week progresses. Maybe a bounce around will make that happen "
I'm sure you live under a rain cloud you know. I want you to have a bright sunny day with cream teas and sconey things whilst sitting in the garden surrounded by the prettiest birds and squirrels n shit. |
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"It's just wet here, terribly wet.
Thanks your pants isn't it?
Not today. We will see how the week progresses. Maybe a bounce around will make that happen
I'm sure you live under a rain cloud you know. I want you to have a bright sunny day with cream teas and sconey things whilst sitting in the garden surrounded by the prettiest birds and squirrels n shit."
I shall take my basket |
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"It's just wet here, terribly wet.
Thanks your pants isn't it?
Not today. We will see how the week progresses. Maybe a bounce around will make that happen
I'm sure you live under a rain cloud you know. I want you to have a bright sunny day with cream teas and sconey things whilst sitting in the garden surrounded by the prettiest birds and squirrels n shit.
I shall take my basket "
Yaaaaay |
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"I'm imagining you with a miniature carpet bag and underskirt, hair up in a neat bun telling Bert to 'fuck me hard you dirrrty Bastard chimney sweep' "
You cunt Bert, if you gonna bang me, bang me for fuck sake, none of this tickling my lady hole dammit! |
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"I'm imagining you with a miniature carpet bag and underskirt, hair up in a neat bun telling Bert to 'fuck me hard you dirrrty Bastard chimney sweep'
You cunt Bert, if you gonna bang me, bang me for fuck sake, none of this tickling my lady hole dammit!"
Yes ma'am
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"I'm imagining you with a miniature carpet bag and underskirt, hair up in a neat bun telling Bert to 'fuck me hard you dirrrty Bastard chimney sweep'
You cunt Bert, if you gonna bang me, bang me for fuck sake, none of this tickling my lady hole dammit!"
Youv just made my balls throb.... x |
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"I'm imagining you with a miniature carpet bag and underskirt, hair up in a neat bun telling Bert to 'fuck me hard you dirrrty Bastard chimney sweep'
You cunt Bert, if you gonna bang me, bang me for fuck sake, none of this tickling my lady hole dammit!
Yes ma'am
(Leaps in the air and clicks heels together)"
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"I'm imagining you with a miniature carpet bag and underskirt, hair up in a neat bun telling Bert to 'fuck me hard you dirrrty Bastard chimney sweep'
You cunt Bert, if you gonna bang me, bang me for fuck sake, none of this tickling my lady hole dammit!
Youv just made my balls throb.... x"
A common technical fault. Happens to all the guys  |
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"God it's only a bit of wind...
You wouldn't be saying that if I did windypops in your face
Kinky fucker
There's kinky and there's too far. I'm not a fan of the shit spray manoeuvre  "
That makes 2 of us then |
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"God it's only a bit of wind...
You wouldn't be saying that if I did windypops in your face
Kinky fucker
There's kinky and there's too far. I'm not a fan of the shit spray manoeuvre
That makes 2 of us then "
Can't say I wouldn't do it to an enemy tho. I'd make sure it was douche butt water too. |
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