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Is it wrong to talk dirty to a pizza?
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So I'm at home, the kids are asleep and I have just pulled a beauty of a pizza out the oven. I suddenly realised I was getting quite excited and making lots of sexy talk to it. In my defence it/she looks like complete filth and smells divine. |
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over a year ago
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"So I'm at home, the kids are asleep and I have just pulled a beauty of a pizza out the oven. I suddenly realised I was getting quite excited and making lots of sexy talk to it. In my defence it/she looks like complete filth and smells divine."
Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"So I'm at home, the kids are asleep and I have just pulled a beauty of a pizza out the oven. I suddenly realised I was getting quite excited and making lots of sexy talk to it. In my defence it/she looks like complete filth and smells divine."
Won't be as good as a fresh hot tastedey sorcey dominos pizza  |
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I talk to cheesecake
Hope you munched the lot!! 