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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You've got an audience for half an hour.
What will you do? Sing? Dance? Give a speech? Host a debate?
Read a story i wrote"
Oooh what kind of story? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You've got an audience for half an hour.
What will you do? Sing? Dance? Give a speech? Host a debate?
Probably shit myself 
No joke  "
I might not come to your show  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've got an audience for half an hour.
What will you do? Sing? Dance? Give a speech? Host a debate?
Probably shit myself
No joke
I might not come to your show "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve have no talent 
I could play my steel pan? That’s all I’ve got Rubi sorry  "
Steel pan works!
Or host a debate! Or talk about something you feel passionate about?
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"You've got an audience for half an hour.
What will you do? Sing? Dance? Give a speech? Host a debate?
Probably shit myself
No joke
I might not come to your show "
No please don't, I'd be that scared I'd know adrenaline is brown |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pretending that my body wasn't fat and painful for a moment, I'd do a contemporary dance. "
Its a special stage that takes away pain.
You have to embrace the body you have though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get all the fabbers there to remove all clothing except socks and then join in a big conga line.
Apparently there is no such world record (the socks differentiate) so we become world record holders.
We only need 15 mins though so afterwards the free bar opens |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretending that my body wasn't fat and painful for a moment, I'd do a contemporary dance.
Its a special stage that takes away pain.
You have to embrace the body you have though "
Ok. No pain, still fat, with enough strength to carry my lard arse around the stage. |
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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago
Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire |
"A burlesque show 
Love the erotic tease of it but haven't enough boobage to twirl the tassles
Madame Boo
Front row seat for me please
Get up here and twirl those tassles "
Madame Boo them boobs look perfect for tassel twirling 
Slow and sexy
Xxx |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"A burlesque show
Love the erotic tease of it but haven't enough boobage to twirl the tassles
Madame Boo
Front row seat for me please
Get up here and twirl those tassles
Madame Boo them boobs look perfect for tassel twirling
Slow and sexy
Xxx"
Thank you but haven't quite got it down to a fine art...hat tip of respect for those that do an amazing twirl |
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