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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

We’ve all done it, made assumptions cause it seems the norm on here, example: straight Male but not blocking guys from messaging them, obviously a closet bi, the female in a couple is bi.

What other things have you seen on here and made the assumption to but been wrong?

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By *urchoicenowCouple  over a year ago

Ashford

People seem to assume that as we are a couple that the female will respond to the messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"People seem to assume that as we are a couple that the female will respond to the messages"

Oh I get that on our couples profile, all messages are directed towards the Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone looked at me...they definitely want it

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By *utie91Woman  over a year ago

Hitchin


"People seem to assume that as we are a couple that the female will respond to the messages

Oh I get that on our couples profile, all messages are directed towards the Mrs "

Used to get that on my old couples profile.... but it was almost never me that was replying lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I assumed everybody wanna fork me but they don't even want to spoon me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think many assume those who can't accommodate are cheating - that's often far from the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You fabbed my pic u must want me

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull

Sign up to FAB, You'll get laid!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

You're online, so obviously available for an immediate shag

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You say you like older men. You must like ALL older men.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax

We all like being called hun ,babe or sexy.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your a tv so you must be bi.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We don’t need to fancy people for sex

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By *lue NarwhalMan  over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

That all single women's profiles are single women..

And not a bloke named George.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That saying thanks to a compliment means you want to shag them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That saying thanks to a compliment means you want to shag them "

Oh bugger...so it doesn't?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You are a single woman on fab, therefore you must want fuck me. Regardless of whether i meet your requirements or whether you fancy me, because women on fab are here purely to act as cumdumps for any man that needs to offload.

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

A guy I knew left fab because when he couldn't get a meet with a young hotty he assumed if he messaged older women and bigger women he'd get lots of replies and when he didn't he threw his toys out of the pram and left

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A guy I knew left fab because when he couldn't get a meet with a young hotty he assumed if he messaged older women and bigger women he'd get lots of replies and when he didn't he threw his toys out of the pram and left "

Not smart like us eh...he should have just moved to the forums

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That all single women's profiles are single women..

And not a bloke named George."

Damn it! Who told you?!? As long as the guys I have played with don't come on the forums I think my secret is still safe!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS  over a year ago

Perth

All Tgirls want Men...

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By *ornylittlesubWoman  over a year ago

Grangemouth

If you answer a message.....that MUST be the green light!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS  over a year ago

Perth


"If you answer a message.....that MUST be the green light! "

or if you message someone you DESERVE a reply

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Just because you're bi you'll pounce on any and every cock regardless of the sexuality/looks/personality of its owner!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just because you're bi you'll pounce on any and every cock regardless of the sexuality/looks/personality of its owner!!"

All straight guys think this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did miss conception get pregnant?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did miss conception get pregnant?"

Not by me no, she was on a different website though

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By *ficouldMan  over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

That because I'm male I must want to play with every female on here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That we like lobster

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's not wee.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That you've replied once so they need to send you a multitude of messages and expect an instant reply even if you say you are busy and reply later

A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That you've replied once so they need to send you a multitude of messages and expect an instant reply even if you say you are busy and reply later

A"

Meant to say will reply later my phone likes to delete random words

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS  over a year ago

London

1. Just because someone a CD/TV, people assume they play anal (receive and/or give).

2. And just because they assume (1), they assume all CD/TV has higher risk of STI

3. Guys who met CD/TV receive it up their bum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/10/17 04:47:43]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think many assume those who can't accommodate are cheating - that's often far from the truth. "

Totally agreed. Also some people assume that if you can only meet daytime you are also cheating. People can be so judgmental

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Any acknowledgement that you exist when you are online and horny means that knickers are already dropped for an immediate meet.

Once any message has been exchanged, if you don't meet you are a timewaster or fake, probably both. Rather than the selective intelligence that you are.

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"That saying thanks to a compliment means you want to shag them "

Tough that one isn't it

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

That women are unpaid whores and love recieving sick messages out of the blue

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By *riscolMan  over a year ago

gateshead

I'll just look in here and join in the chat.everybody knows me.that's a.thoughtless assumption I made.apologies to all.my name is col from up north.thanks for not telling me to. F. Off. Love the banter

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

That all women are up their own arses...

...as one thread poster would have us believe today

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"That all women are up their own arses...

...as one thread poster would have us believe today "

oh you've seen that too lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fabswingers = Instashag

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Knee deep in clunge within 5 mins of joining

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

That ALL single male profiles are scum of the earth and lowest of the low

*Usually suggested by an entitled single male profile who's got nowhere.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Single guys ruin it for "us"

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

That all women are "stunning", "gorgeous", "beautiful" and other superlatives when sending the first message...

....but turn into "hideous", "up themselves" and far worse by the second message after they deleted the first one unread or had the temerity to send a polite "no thanks"

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

This is a sex site?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm horny and gagging for sex, because I'm online.

I don't need to get to know someone before having their penis inside me, because it's a sex site.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That because you’re photo verified that all pics thereafter are genuine.

Ha ha

Or...

Because you put minimum effort in your profile you’ll get lots of people throwing themselves at you.

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By *plpxp2Couple  over a year ago

Middlesbrough

That a single line or single word email is guaranteed to result in immediate sex

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

That by outing fake pics up you won't be found out!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

*putting

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'm up for it 24/7 with knickers off waiting for a random, new, unverified shadow man to message me for a fuck and go at mine

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By *iss.RedWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

That because he's passing through your area of course you'd like to fuck him

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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That all women want to see pics of your boy bits. Learn to judge your audience after chatting. Some do ...., but some, and that would be me, have absolutely no interest, not the slightest, not even a little bit of interest in penis pics.

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

That the back of a truck in a layby somewhere is a good place to meet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think many assume those who can't accommodate are cheating - that's often far from the truth. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That the back of a truck in a layby somewhere is a good place to meet "

It isn't?

*mutters under breath, scuttles off to rewrite profile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All men on here are desperate for a shag.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All men on here are desperate for a shag."

I thought we were. Ha ha

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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That if you’ve met once you’re guaranteed a second meet.

If you are meeting for a second time that you can slack on effort. It hasn’t turned into dial-a-shag inbetween meeting put some effort in!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"That because he's passing through your area of course you'd like to fuck him"
of course, I'm here ready and waiting swanning around in lingerie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I’m a site supporter and obviously well monied you will shag me.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"That I’m a site supporter and obviously well monied you will shag me. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That the back of a truck in a layby somewhere is a good place to meet "

and I have had to change my location

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Oooh new one...

I met your friend, so obviously you'll meet me too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everyone fucks like savages at a forum social.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Oooh new one...

I met your friend, so obviously you'll meet me too

"

1-1 or threesome with said friend?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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On a Sunday morning women are on here to satisfy your Sunday horn.

You’re the first guy to message and tell us ladies that you have the Sunday horn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That "nice tits" / "free for a fuck?" will mean I rush to reply to your message

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

That you'll put in a good word to your friend once it's realised you have female friends on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooh new one...

I met your friend, so obviously you'll meet me too

1-1 or threesome with said friend?"

I had someone ask me to set up a mff with someone who I met at a social the one time.

I tell them, they get the girl, I consider whether I will meet her with them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That you'll put in a good word to your friend once it's realised you have female friends on here "

I have done that with my female friend, only if you think they may be what each other wants, and she has done the same with me. Not all from here though.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"That you'll put in a good word to your friend once it's realised you have female friends on here

I have done that with my female friend, only if you think they may be what each other wants, and she has done the same with me. Not all from here though."

The last one i had it from we'd barely got through our social meet when he asked. Felt like he'd only asked me for the initial meet to get to her. She's wasn't impressed by the behaviour same as i wasn't

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

That it's ok to approach you in public and letch over your boobs thinking it's a green light to ask personal questions in a public swimming pool when he's with his kids, true, this happened today to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The fact that you post on the forum will result in lots of winks messages and pics being fabbed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That all couples get inundated with messages and are available 24/7 lol and if messaged,she will drop everything and get ready to be fucked lol if only hey guys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It doesnt matter what you look like its sex

And does it matter if i have a gf/bf/partner its just sex

(Had them two today)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That because I am overweight I should be grateful for the attention of any of the male population and be waiting there legs open just waiting for a shag! Because you know who else is going to shag a fat bird .........

And if said fat bird is too busy to meet or God forbid doesn't fancy you (well how is that possible ????) then the toys are firmly out of the pram and he didn't want to meet me as I was too fat............

No assumptions made there then lol !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nhat single guys that label themselves as a BBC are the only single guys worth meeting.

That single guys in the main are horrible creeps and should be avoided at all costs.

Swingers clubs are far to daunting and scary to visit as you must be expected to fuck everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That repeat meets can be infinite

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By *iss.RedWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"That repeat meets can be infinite "

You mean they're not?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That repeat meets can be infinite

You mean they're not? "

Hopefully not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We’ve all done it, made assumptions cause it seems the norm on here, example: straight Male but not blocking guys from messaging them, obviously a closet bi, the female in a couple is bi.

What other things have you seen on here and made the assumption to but been wrong?"

People making assumptions and statements about other people's sexuallity, just by viewing a few photos and a few typed words.

..

Really.. "a closet Bi, because you don't block messages from men if you are a guy?"

Obviously you are not a closet bigot, You are a fully out of the closest bigot (who is more than likely) a closet bi yourself according to "statistics" on here.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"That repeat meets can be infinite

You mean they're not?

Hopefully not

"

I'm not a repeater

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All you have to do is wink at a profile and theyll come running to you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I’ve put in a code word in my subject line that you’ve requested in your profile I’ll get a reply.

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By *oubyLoverWoman  over a year ago

East Yorkshire

If you send a polite no thanks firstly they must find out why it's a no thanks and secondly challenge it on every ground they can. I mean she can't say no, not to me, I can meet now and I'm horny! That's what she's on the site for!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you send a polite no thanks firstly they must find out why it's a no thanks and secondly challenge it on every ground they can. I mean she can't say no, not to me, I can meet now and I'm horny! That's what she's on the site for! "

Wot you doing tomorrow then??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We’ve all done it, made assumptions cause it seems the norm on here, example: straight Male but not blocking guys from messaging them, obviously a closet bi, the female in a couple is bi.

What other things have you seen on here and made the assumption to but been wrong?"

That cock pics are universally disliked. What are the rules, you people!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think many assume those who can't accommodate are cheating - that's often far from the truth. "

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By *oubyLoverWoman  over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"If you send a polite no thanks firstly they must find out why it's a no thanks and secondly challenge it on every ground they can. I mean she can't say no, not to me, I can meet now and I'm horny! That's what she's on the site for!

Wot you doing tomorrow then?? "

Sorry no thanks

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By *iss.RedWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"That repeat meets can be infinite

You mean they're not?

Hopefully not

I'm not a repeater "

I am. I am

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You're online, so obviously available for an immediate shag "

I get that a lot..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That repeat meets can be infinite

You mean they're not?

Hopefully not

I'm not a repeater

I am. I am "

Come again

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"That repeat meets can be infinite

You mean they're not?

Hopefully not

I'm not a repeater

I am. I am "

Sorry, can you repeat that?

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By *iss.RedWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"That repeat meets can be infinite

You mean they're not?

Hopefully not

I'm not a repeater

I am. I am

Come again"

I like coming again

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"That repeat meets can be infinite

You mean they're not?

Hopefully not

I'm not a repeater

I am. I am

Come again

I like coming again "

This is an unfamiliar concept

No one ever asks me to come

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That repeat meets can be infinite

You mean they're not?

Hopefully not

I'm not a repeater

I am. I am

Come again

I like coming again

This is an unfamiliar concept

No one ever asks me to come "

We don't remember you having a choice

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"That repeat meets can be infinite

You mean they're not?

Hopefully not

I'm not a repeater

I am. I am

Come again

I like coming again

This is an unfamiliar concept

No one ever asks me to come

We don't remember you having a choice "

I was dragged I tell you. So masterful she was taking me by the hand to the dancefloor

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

The male halves of couples are happy to be sidelined during meets and completely ignored when the couple are being messaged by single guys.

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