"We refer to our George Formby by as the George Foreskin. Even the kids do, it has been somewhat amusing to the initiated. "
Never heard that one before, apparently even George Foreman calls his own a Formby. |
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"Employ a small child to jump up and down underneath it whilst waving a tea towel 
That would impress the lady in the flat below me, as soundproof as a trampoline these floors  "
Didn’t you invite her round for burgers?  |
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"Take the battery out before you cook
Just remember to put it back in after!
^^^^^^ this or bash it with a big brush
I get a little over enthusiastic at times, I fear of break both  "
Even better then you don't have to worry about taking the batteries out and you won't have to brush up again  |
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"Employ a small child to jump up and down underneath it whilst waving a tea towel
That would impress the lady in the flat below me, as soundproof as a trampoline these floors
Didn’t you invite her round for burgers? "
No she's away at her fellas for the weekend. |
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"Take the battery out before you cook
Just remember to put it back in after!
^^^^^^ this or bash it with a big brush
I get a little over enthusiastic at times, I fear of break both
Even better then you don't have to worry about taking the batteries out and you won't have to brush up again "
No but I'd have redecorate the hallway and buy a new pair of matching lampshades, OCD |
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If you have gloves for doing the washing up just use that. Stretch the opening around the outside of the alarm and hey presto. Airtight seal, no alarm. Plus you probably won't forget to take it off. A big yellow glove hanging from the ceiling should catch the eye lol |
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"If you have gloves for doing the washing up just use that. Stretch the opening around the outside of the alarm and hey presto. Airtight seal, no alarm. Plus you probably won't forget to take it off. A big yellow glove hanging from the ceiling should catch the eye lol"
That's an excellent tip.
Possibly the best post I've ever read on here !
Congratulations on some top fabbing  |
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"Employ a small child to jump up and down underneath it whilst waving a tea towel "
We're just having the kitchen refitted, and they moved the smoke alarm.
My son leaping around with a tea towel has been a, daily occurance since!
Yes, I'm getting the alarm moved! |
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"If you have gloves for doing the washing up just use that. Stretch the opening around the outside of the alarm and hey presto. Airtight seal, no alarm. Plus you probably won't forget to take it off. A big yellow glove hanging from the ceiling should catch the eye lol
That's an excellent tip.
Possibly the best post I've ever read on here !
Congratulations on some top fabbing "
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