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"Gin and tonic antidote?
Nearly !
I had no ice. Needs must and all that .
It's not an antidote tho. My gin is burning my ear drums....... is that normal ?"
That happens to me sometimes, especially with spicy food. And alcohol makes me sneeze.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gin and tonic antidote?
Nearly !
I had no ice. Needs must and all that .
It's not an antidote tho. My gin is burning my ear drums....... is that normal ?"
I'm not convinced that's normal. But who likes normal?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bugger off....your not getting my brilliant ideas 
No MD.... you would NEVER have thought of this ...... it's simple genius."
They all are...when you've been told.
I like the one that has just been though up for washing machines.
Replacing the heavy concrete weight....with a plastic one that is filled with water on in stallion.
One man job to deliver as they are light as a feather.
Bloody brilliant. ..just wish i'd thought of it |
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"Bugger off....your not getting my brilliant ideas
No MD.... you would NEVER have thought of this ...... it's simple genius.
They all are...when you've been told.
I like the one that has just been though up for washing machines.
Replacing the heavy concrete weight....with a plastic one that is filled with water on in stallion.
One man job to deliver as they are light as a feather.
Bloody brilliant. ..just wish i'd thought of it"
I heard about that. I HATE people who have brill ideas that I never thought of and could have if i'd just engage my fooking brain .....
Have you hijacked this gin thread ? |
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"Gin and tonic antidote?
Nearly !
I had no ice. Needs must and all that .
It's not an antidote tho. My gin is burning my ear drums....... is that normal ?
I'm not convinced that's normal. But who likes normal??"
I have to admit that I don't know what normal is but I do know it scares me if ever I sense it...... it's like my it, my Stepford wife, my lobotomised eunuch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bugger off....your not getting my brilliant ideas
No MD.... you would NEVER have thought of this ...... it's simple genius.
They all are...when you've been told.
I like the one that has just been though up for washing machines.
Replacing the heavy concrete weight....with a plastic one that is filled with water on in stallion.
One man job to deliver as they are light as a feather.
Bloody brilliant. ..just wish i'd thought of it
I heard about that. I HATE people who have brill ideas that I never thought of and could have if i'd just engage my fooking brain .....
Have you hijacked this gin thread ?"
Away with you granny...I know I'm off the sauce |
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"Are you freezing glasses so they act as the ice component? And if so, are you having to wear an oven glove to drink from them to prevent freezer burn?"
OMG !So Close....... ha but close is wrong . !!! Wrong .... you pseudo genius......
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Have you developed gin that's frozen into the shape of a gin glass, which you fill with gin, then eat, so there's no evidence you had gin, and having seen you eat what looks like glass, no one would challenge you for doing so? |
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"Have you developed gin that's frozen into the shape of a gin glass, which you fill with gin, then eat, so there's no evidence you had gin, and having seen you eat what looks like glass, no one would challenge you for doing so? "
Let's not overthink this now. Simplicity is the essence. |
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"Put the gin in the freezer?
oooooooo would it freeze.... ?
Im going to ask google."
Dunno, but you'd just put it in long enough for it to be cold.
I now have visions of you smashing the bottle to get a block of gin out  |
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"Put the gin in the freezer?
oooooooo would it freeze.... ?
Im going to ask google.
Dunno, but you'd just put it in long enough for it to be cold.
I now have visions of you smashing the bottle to get a block of gin out "
Well I read you can freeze it. So Im gonna try it sometime |
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Heard a lady on the radio this morning re her time doing research in the Antarctic, she had decided she would miss vanilla ice cream whilst there, so took a 'vanilla extract substitute' to make ice cream.
Ice cream failed, checked ingredients....and the substitute contained the same chemical equation as anti-freeze!
Great story to bring home but had to be a soul destroying moment |
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"Oh, you citrus chilling genius. If there was an applause emoji I would use it.
Yes! I did I did I did. I frozled the lemon slices...... who needs ice when your lemons double up ...... ?"
I was just going to say you froze a cucumber, after hollowing it out and poured your drink inside |
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"Oh, you citrus chilling genius. If there was an applause emoji I would use it.
Yes! I did I did I did. I frozled the lemon slices...... who needs ice when your lemons double up ...... ?
I was just going to say you froze a cucumber, after hollowing it out and poured your drink inside "
Gin n Cucumber sounds nice..... Is it a thing ? |
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"Gin and tonic antidote?
Nearly !
I had no ice. Needs must and all that .
It's not an antidote tho. My gin is burning my ear drums....... is that normal ?"
Yes, if you set fire to it and pour it in your ears  |
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"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice
I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin 
Your just a fecking be-gin-ner  "
Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gin and tonic antidote?
Nearly !
I had no ice. Needs must and all that .
It's not an antidote tho. My gin is burning my ear drums....... is that normal ?
Yes, if you set fire to it and pour it in your ears "
I don't think gin is flammable. |
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"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice
I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin
Your just a fecking be-gin-ner
Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!) "
You just be careful drinking that stuff...before you know it..you'll be walking around in knickers |
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"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice
I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin
Your just a fecking be-gin-ner
Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!)
You just be careful drinking that stuff...before you know it..you'll be walking around in knickers "
I did try that once, at a meets request (once a tart..always...).... I now understand why women are keen to remove stockings afterwards....so sweaty |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice
I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin
Your just a fecking be-gin-ner
Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!)
You just be careful drinking that stuff...before you know it..you'll be walking around in knickers
I did try that once, at a meets request (once a tart..always...).... I now understand why women are keen to remove stockings afterwards....so sweaty "
Hey...I glow ...cheeky fecker  |
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"Put the gin in the freezer?
oooooooo would it freeze.... ?
Im going to ask google."
Alcohol has a lower freezing point than water, a domestic freezer does not get cold enough to freeze alcohol. It will freeze the water in the alcohol though, if you were to remove the ice layer you have in effect increased the alcohol ABV%, a process known as freeze distillation.  |
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"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice
I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin
Your just a fecking be-gin-ner
Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!)
You just be careful drinking that stuff...before you know it..you'll be walking around in knickers
I did try that once, at a meets request (once a tart..always...).... I now understand why women are keen to remove stockings afterwards....so sweaty
Hey...I glow ...cheeky fecker "
GP's call that high blood pressure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice
I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin
Your just a fecking be-gin-ner
Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!)
You just be careful drinking that stuff...before you know it..you'll be walking around in knickers
I did try that once, at a meets request (once a tart..always...).... I now understand why women are keen to remove stockings afterwards....so sweaty
Hey...I glow ...cheeky fecker
GP's call that high blood pressure "
Now feck off..I've finally got that under control  |
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"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice
I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin
Your just a fecking be-gin-ner
Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!)
You just be careful drinking that stuff...before you know it..you'll be walking around in knickers
I did try that once, at a meets request (once a tart..always...).... I now understand why women are keen to remove stockings afterwards....so sweaty
Hey...I glow ...cheeky fecker
GP's call that high blood pressure
Now feck off..I've finally got that under control "
Its a bugger! When you have take pills to reduce the blood flow! I recommend two lolly sticks and some sellotape!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice
I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin
Your just a fecking be-gin-ner
Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!)
You just be careful drinking that stuff...before you know it..you'll be walking around in knickers
I did try that once, at a meets request (once a tart..always...).... I now understand why women are keen to remove stockings afterwards....so sweaty
Hey...I glow ...cheeky fecker
GP's call that high blood pressure
Now feck off..I've finally got that under control
Its a bugger! When you have take pills to reduce the blood flow! I recommend two lolly sticks and some sellotape! "
Nope I got mine down be loosing over a stone and half...fecking fighting fit now and raring to go |
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"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice
I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin
Your just a fecking be-gin-ner
Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!)
You just be careful drinking that stuff...before you know it..you'll be walking around in knickers
I did try that once, at a meets request (once a tart..always...).... I now understand why women are keen to remove stockings afterwards....so sweaty
Hey...I glow ...cheeky fecker
GP's call that high blood pressure
Now feck off..I've finally got that under control
Its a bugger! When you have take pills to reduce the blood flow! I recommend two lolly sticks and some sellotape!
Nope I got mine down be loosing over a stone and half...fecking fighting fit now and raring to go "
Doffs cap! Congrats re weight loss, freakin harder the older we get |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice
I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin
Your just a fecking be-gin-ner
Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!)
You just be careful drinking that stuff...before you know it..you'll be walking around in knickers
I did try that once, at a meets request (once a tart..always...).... I now understand why women are keen to remove stockings afterwards....so sweaty
Hey...I glow ...cheeky fecker
GP's call that high blood pressure
Now feck off..I've finally got that under control
Its a bugger! When you have take pills to reduce the blood flow! I recommend two lolly sticks and some sellotape!
Nope I got mine down be loosing over a stone and half...fecking fighting fit now and raring to go
Doffs cap! Congrats re weight loss, freakin harder the older we get"
Speaking for yourself....I might trim a bit off that too |
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"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice
I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin
Your just a fecking be-gin-ner
Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!)
You just be careful drinking that stuff...before you know it..you'll be walking around in knickers
I did try that once, at a meets request (once a tart..always...).... I now understand why women are keen to remove stockings afterwards....so sweaty
Hey...I glow ...cheeky fecker
GP's call that high blood pressure
Now feck off..I've finally got that under control
Its a bugger! When you have take pills to reduce the blood flow! I recommend two lolly sticks and some sellotape!
Nope I got mine down be loosing over a stone and half...fecking fighting fit now and raring to go
Doffs cap! Congrats re weight loss, freakin harder the older we get
Speaking for yourself....I might trim a bit off that too "
A little over a year ago i had a healthy lifestyle and diet, but GP advised me i was at high risk of diabetes. Since then I went from 12st 12 to 10st 4 in 3 months, 99% of my life has changed dramatically, my lifestyle and diet is unhealthy, I'm back up to 12st 10 now, GP now says I'm not at risk for diabetes. |
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