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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Whats with all the heavy and deep threads today?

Just post any old bollocks or waffle that you want to say...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you still buy Smash ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you still buy Smash ?"

Yes! It makes a good breadcrumb replacement if you season it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff!

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Can you still buy Smash ?"

Only on Mars. Ar, ar, ar, ar...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you still buy Smash ?

Yes! It makes a good breadcrumb replacement if you season it"

Really ? Who know !

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Can you still buy Smash ?

Only on Mars. Ar, ar, ar, ar..."

I despise smash, it reminds me of school dinners and the slops bowl that all the leftovers got scraped into..

Just the thought of that pink mashy yuk makes me feel Ill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you still buy Smash ?

Only on Mars. Ar, ar, ar, ar...

I despise smash, it reminds me of school dinners and the slops bowl that all the leftovers got scraped into..

Just the thought of that pink mashy yuk makes me feel Ill

Yes, why was there always pink custard in it even when it wasn't on the menu. X

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By *rightonCheekyMan over a year ago

Brighton

" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff!"

Tripe and onions with, errr, Smash!!

Proper old school

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By *icheekyMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Pink custard?? Did you go to school with the teletubbies? Or was my school just too cheap to give us nice custard?

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Can you still buy Smash ?

Only on Mars. Ar, ar, ar, ar...

I despise smash, it reminds me of school dinners and the slops bowl that all the leftovers got scraped into..

Just the thought of that pink mashy yuk makes me feel Ill

Yes, why was there always pink custard in it even when it wasn't on the menu. X "

That was probably tapioca with strawberry jam mixed in it...

Why tapioca? Gloopy frogspawn more like.. Everyone hated it..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone seen the new film Mother? Saw it last night.

WTF!!

Someone please tell me what the fuck i watched last night!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pink custard?? Did you go to school with the teletubbies? Or was my school just too cheap to give us nice custard?"

No pink custard? Oh we had pink custard, mint custard, chocolate custard and ordinary yellow stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you still buy Smash ?

Only on Mars. Ar, ar, ar, ar...

I despise smash, it reminds me of school dinners and the slops bowl that all the leftovers got scraped into..

Just the thought of that pink mashy yuk makes me feel Ill

Yes, why was there always pink custard in it even when it wasn't on the menu. X

That was probably tapioca with strawberry jam mixed in it...

Why tapioca? Gloopy frogspawn more like.. Everyone hated it.. "

Oh I loved tapioca. It was semolina we had with strawberry jam x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff!"

No we don’t

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pink custard?? Did you go to school with the teletubbies? Or was my school just too cheap to give us nice custard?

No pink custard? Oh we had pink custard, mint custard, chocolate custard and ordinary yellow stuff."

No chocolate custard for us. But chocolate rock cake with peppermint custard was a favourite pudding x

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Pink custard?? Did you go to school with the teletubbies? Or was my school just too cheap to give us nice custard?

No pink custard? Oh we had pink custard, mint custard, chocolate custard and ordinary yellow stuff."

Mint custard?

Did you go to a private school?

Our school couldn't afford luxuries like that.. just normal custard for us and I think even that was just watered down smash with yellow powder paint added..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What the fuck was that drama on BBC1 about?

A child in time!

What a fucking utter load of badger piss!

I wastes an hour and a half of my life on that shite!

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By *icheekyMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Wow, I really got shafted by my school then... (not literally, before anyone calls social services)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pink custard?? Did you go to school with the teletubbies? Or was my school just too cheap to give us nice custard?

No pink custard? Oh we had pink custard, mint custard, chocolate custard and ordinary yellow stuff.

Mint custard?

Did you go to a private school?

Our school couldn't afford luxuries like that.. just normal custard for us and I think even that was just watered down smash with yellow powder paint added.. "

Private school? You're kidding right? I'm from Stoke on trent. Not sure you can get more working class than that! I think we're still poor in this city from when Thatcher sold off all the Pits!!!

Angie we had that at ours too. Chocolate concrete!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Well if this a random bollocks thread then I'll say last night I reached season 4 of the walking dead . Can anyone beat the mundaneness of that ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smash.

*Snigger...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just had my first meet.

Really Hot single woman and her 3 female mates. They put on a lesbian show for me, then I fucked at four of them, twice..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you still buy Smash ?

Only on Mars. Ar, ar, ar, ar...

I despise smash, it reminds me of school dinners and the slops bowl that all the leftovers got scraped into..

Just the thought of that pink mashy yuk makes me feel Ill

Yes, why was there always pink custard in it even when it wasn't on the menu. X

That was probably tapioca with strawberry jam mixed in it...

Why tapioca? Gloopy frogspawn more like.. Everyone hated it..

Oh I loved tapioca. It was semolina we had with strawberry jam x "
they used to give us stewed apple with cornflakes on top it was bloody awful I got the strap for refusing to eat it

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By *aterjetWoman over a year ago

South West

"Can you still buy Smash ?

Only on Mars. Ar, ar, ar, ar...

I despise smash, it reminds me of school dinners and the slops bowl that all the leftovers got scraped into..

Just the thought of that pink mashy yuk makes me feel Ill

Yes, why was there always pink custard in it even when it wasn't on the menu. X

That was probably tapioca with strawberry jam mixed in it...

Why tapioca? Gloopy frogspawn more like.. Everyone hated it..

Oh I loved tapioca. It was semolina we had with strawberry jam x they used to give us stewed apple with cornflakes on top it was bloody awful I got the strap for refusing to eat it"

Some people pay to get the strap these days. Think yourself lucky x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well if this a random bollocks thread then I'll say last night I reached season 4 of the walking dead . Can anyone beat the mundaneness of that ??"

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By *a72Man over a year ago

london

Primary school dinners were absolutely disgusting at my old primary school so we took a packed lunch. My secondary school wasn't any better with green burgers and undercooked greasy chips this is way before jamie oliver came along and made school dinners healthy. If you skipped the bus and walked to school you could afford a decent bag of chips or 2 bread rolls and a bag of crisps

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Pink custard?? Did you go to school with the teletubbies? Or was my school just too cheap to give us nice custard?

No pink custard? Oh we had pink custard, mint custard, chocolate custard and ordinary yellow stuff.

Mint custard?

Did you go to a private school?

Our school couldn't afford luxuries like that.. just normal custard for us and I think even that was just watered down smash with yellow powder paint added..

Private school? You're kidding right? I'm from Stoke on trent. Not sure you can get more working class than that! I think we're still poor in this city from when Thatcher sold off all the Pits!!!

Angie we had that at ours too. Chocolate concrete!"

Luxury.. we didn't even have any pits to sell off.. just some already closed docks..

We were so poor, all we could afford was an old slag heap from the burnt coal dug from the pits up north.. but it was our slag heap and we fondly called it bekton alps..

Still don't change the fact that I feel hard done by as I never have had minty custard..

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

Flagrante

" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff!"

Masterbate threads are more fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pink custard?? Did you go to school with the teletubbies? Or was my school just too cheap to give us nice custard?

No pink custard? Oh we had pink custard, mint custard, chocolate custard and ordinary yellow stuff.

Mint custard?

Did you go to a private school?

Our school couldn't afford luxuries like that.. just normal custard for us and I think even that was just watered down smash with yellow powder paint added..

Private school? You're kidding right? I'm from Stoke on trent. Not sure you can get more working class than that! I think we're still poor in this city from when Thatcher sold off all the Pits!!!

Angie we had that at ours too. Chocolate concrete!"

Yes we were a mining town as well, and all of us lived in coal board houses. Yet we had mint custard x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Frank Beard is only beardless member of ZZ Top

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff!

Masterbate threads are more fun

But also sticky

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Well if this a random bollocks thread then I'll say last night I reached season 4 of the walking dead . Can anyone beat the mundaneness of that ??

Good luck with the next 2 seasons!! It doesn't get any more exciting. The general rule with The Walking Dead is watch the first and last two episodes of each season only. Everything in between really isn't worth watching. "
I'm loving every episode it's just intense and with the exception of Lost , the best series ever

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff!

Masterbate threads are more fun

But also sticky

So when you have a mass debate, does that make those involved mass debaters?

Probably explains why parliament are a bunch of wankers..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff!

Masterbate threads are more fun

But also sticky

Speaking of sticky, I found a random lump of blutack in my kitchen yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you still buy Smash ?

Only on Mars. Ar, ar, ar, ar...

I despise smash, it reminds me of school dinners and the slops bowl that all the leftovers got scraped into..

Just the thought of that pink mashy yuk makes me feel Ill

Yes, why was there always pink custard in it even when it wasn't on the menu. X

That was probably tapioca with strawberry jam mixed in it...

Why tapioca? Gloopy frogspawn more like.. Everyone hated it..

Oh I loved tapioca. It was semolina we had with strawberry jam x they used to give us stewed apple with cornflakes on top it was bloody awful I got the strap for refusing to eat it

Some people pay to get the strap these days. Think yourself lucky x

"
I'd prefer it now than when i was 7! I also got the strap for squinting a teacher with s joke flower they were right miserable bastards at that school!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff!

Masterbate threads are more fun

But also sticky

Speaking of sticky, I found a random lump of blutack in my kitchen yesterday

Aliens!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff!

Masterbate threads are more fun

But also sticky

So when you have a mass debate, does that make those involved mass debaters?

Probably explains why parliament are a bunch of wankers..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pink custard?? Did you go to school with the teletubbies? Or was my school just too cheap to give us nice custard?

No pink custard? Oh we had pink custard, mint custard, chocolate custard and ordinary yellow stuff.

Mint custard?

Did you go to a private school?

Our school couldn't afford luxuries like that.. just normal custard for us and I think even that was just watered down smash with yellow powder paint added..

Private school? You're kidding right? I'm from Stoke on trent. Not sure you can get more working class than that! I think we're still poor in this city from when Thatcher sold off all the Pits!!!

Angie we had that at ours too. Chocolate concrete!

Luxury.. we didn't even have any pits to sell off.. just some already closed docks..

We were so poor, all we could afford was an old slag heap from the burnt coal dug from the pits up north.. but it was our slag heap and we fondly called it bekton alps..

Still don't change the fact that I feel hard done by as I never have had minty custard.. "

Aww you poor soul. I shall make you some minty custard x

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff!

Masterbate threads are more fun

But also sticky

Speaking of sticky, I found a random lump of blutack in my kitchen yesterday

Aliens!"

No, not aliens, just a stray dollop of mint custard...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff!

Masterbate threads are more fun

But also sticky

Speaking of sticky, I found a random lump of blutack in my kitchen yesterday

Aliens!

No, not aliens, just a stray dollop of mint custard... "

Hmm it definitely didn’t smell minty

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff!

Masterbate threads are more fun

But also sticky

Speaking of sticky, I found a random lump of blutack in my kitchen yesterday

Aliens!

No, not aliens, just a stray dollop of mint custard...

Hmm it definitely didn’t smell minty

Give it a lick.. you know you want to..

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I like heavy and deep, where are those threads?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you still buy Smash ?

Yes! It makes a good breadcrumb replacement if you season it"

And thickens gravy when your desperate.

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By *a72Man over a year ago

london

"I like heavy and deep, where are those threads?

Checkout any threads by seeside can't go wrong

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"I like heavy and deep, where are those threads?

Sex or posts?

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I like heavy and deep, where are those threads?

Sex or posts?"

Well, now you come to mention it......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can anyone sing I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts ' in Welsh?

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Can anyone sing I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts ' in Welsh? "

You could always type it into Google translate and get it to speak it back to you..

You may get your odd fetish fix that way....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saw cartons of umbongo is asda the other day. Do you know that they drink it in the Congo.

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"I saw cartons of umbongo is asda the other day. Do you know that they drink it in the Congo."

We went on a booze cruise to the Congo, just so we good stock up on it duty free. Fuckers didn't have it anywhere. They must love the stuff so much and sold out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff!

Masterbate threads are more fun

But also sticky

Speaking of sticky, I found a random lump of blutack in my kitchen yesterday

Aliens!

No, not aliens, just a stray dollop of mint custard...

Hmm it definitely didn’t smell minty

Give it a lick.. you know you want to..

I’ll have you know I’m rather fussy about what I lick!

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I just made a tea at work. I'd actually got up to make a coffee!

LOL FFS I'M DEAD, TEARS HERE!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"I just made a tea at work. I'd actually got up to make a coffee!

LOL FFS I'M DEAD, TEARS HERE!!!

Shit I fogot to drink it. It's gone cold!

LOL I'M DONE! CRYING HERE FFS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just made a tea at work. I'd actually got up to make a coffee!

LOL FFS I'M DEAD, TEARS HERE!!!

Shit I fogot to drink it. It's gone cold!

LOL I'M DONE! CRYING HERE FFS

You need a PA

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"I just made a tea at work. I'd actually got up to make a coffee!

LOL FFS I'M DEAD, TEARS HERE!!!

Shit I fogot to drink it. It's gone cold!

LOL I'M DONE! CRYING HERE FFS

You need a PA

FFS LOL NO WORDS. DONE. LMAO

p.s. OK if you're offering

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Can you still buy Smash ?

Yes! It makes a good breadcrumb replacement if you season it

Really ? Who know !"

As they say. You learn something new every day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just made a tea at work. I'd actually got up to make a coffee!

LOL FFS I'M DEAD, TEARS HERE!!!

Shit I fogot to drink it. It's gone cold!

LOL I'M DONE! CRYING HERE FFS

You need a PA

FFS LOL NO WORDS. DONE. LMAO

p.s. OK if you're offering"

With an arse like that, damn right I’m offering

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just made a tea at work. I'd actually got up to make a coffee!

LOL FFS I'M DEAD, TEARS HERE!!!

Shit I fogot to drink it. It's gone cold!

LOL I'M DONE! CRYING HERE FFS

You need a PA

FFS LOL NO WORDS. DONE. LMAO

p.s. OK if you're offering"

Tea trumps coffee. You made the right decision.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can anyone sing I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts ' in Welsh?

You could always type it into Google translate and get it to speak it back to you..

You may get your odd fetish fix that way....

I'm going to try this later. My grandson likes typing in swear words.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff!

Masterbate threads are more fun

But also sticky

Speaking of sticky, I found a random lump of "
BUKKAKE
" in my kitchen yesterday

Aliens!

No, not aliens, just a stray dollop of mint custard...

Hmm it definitely didn’t smell minty

Give it a lick.. you know you want to..

I’ll have you know I’m rather fussy about what I lick!

ftfy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff!

Masterbate threads are more fun

But also sticky

Speaking of sticky, I found a random lump of BUKKAKE in my kitchen yesterday

Aliens!

No, not aliens, just a stray dollop of mint custard...

Hmm it definitely didn’t smell minty

Give it a lick.. you know you want to..

I’ll have you know I’m rather fussy about what I lick!

ftfy

Omg

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"I just made a tea at work. I'd actually got up to make a coffee!

LOL FFS I'M DEAD, TEARS HERE!!!

Shit I fogot to drink it. It's gone cold!

LOL I'M DONE! CRYING HERE FFS

You need a PA

FFS LOL NO WORDS. DONE. LMAO

p.s. OK if you're offering

Tea trumps coffee. You made the right decision.

Tea trumps coffee..

Are you mad?

Or from Yorkshire...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Attraction is all based on the golden ratio. So the more average you are the more attractive you are. I'm frecken gorgeous !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just made a tea at work. I'd actually got up to make a coffee!

LOL FFS I'M DEAD, TEARS HERE!!!

Shit I fogot to drink it. It's gone cold!

LOL I'M DONE! CRYING HERE FFS

You need a PA

FFS LOL NO WORDS. DONE. LMAO

p.s. OK if you're offering

Tea trumps coffee. You made the right decision.

Tea trumps coffee..

Are you mad?

Or from Yorkshire... "

Tea trumps coffee every time you reprobate!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Attraction is all based on the golden ratio. So the more average you are the more attractive you are. I'm frecken gorgeous !"

What’s the maths behind this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Attraction is all based on the golden ratio. So the more average you are the more attractive you are. I'm frecken gorgeous !

What’s the maths behind this

One large one, two from the middle and three from the top?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Attraction is all based on the golden ratio. So the more average you are the more attractive you are. I'm frecken gorgeous !

What’s the maths behind this

One large one, two from the middle and three from the top?"

Hmm, I make that 638, only 1 away

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"I just made a tea at work. I'd actually got up to make a coffee!

LOL FFS I'M DEAD, TEARS HERE!!!

Shit I fogot to drink it. It's gone cold!

LOL I'M DONE! CRYING HERE FFS

You need a PA

FFS LOL NO WORDS. DONE. LMAO

p.s. OK if you're offering

Tea trumps coffee. You made the right decision.

Tea trumps coffee..

Are you mad?

Or from Yorkshire...

Tea trumps coffee every time you reprobate!"

Reprobate?....

Ok, that I admit.. but tea never trumps coffee.. weirdo..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pink custard?? Did you go to school with the teletubbies? Or was my school just too cheap to give us nice custard?"

We got fudge tart with chocolate sauce ... haven't touched it since I left school ... yuuuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Attraction is all based on the golden ratio. So the more average you are the more attractive you are. I'm frecken gorgeous !"

Bloody hell so am I

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