"do smaller poos than fat people?
If so, should they pay cheaper water rates?"
Jeez I dread to think how our loo would cope if that were the case and hubby was a healthy bmi instead of clinically underweight, god help us if he were actually fat! |
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over a year ago
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Im slim and i shit little but sometimes 22-3 times a day which is normal for me so if i bundled it altogether then it would be bigger than most peoples i think  thats why we are slim because we eject more crap |
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"Nah they shit more cos of all the healthy, fibre rich, gut cleansing, macro biotic, organic food they eat.
Fat people are bunged up with chips and fat"
Fibre rich isn't necessarily healthy/gut cleansing, as it causes bloating and stomach gas. |
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"Nah they shit more cos of all the healthy, fibre rich, gut cleansing, macro biotic, organic food they eat.
Fat people are bunged up with chips and fat
Fibre rich isn't necessarily healthy/gut cleansing, as it causes bloating and stomach gas."
Yeah but they also drink 45 litres of water a day to flush it all out and make their stools nice and slippy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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What did I just read?"
Metered or not? Higher frequency of shit would increase the water usage. Unless you flush multiple times for a huge one.
On the other hand we always need compost. |
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"do smaller poos than fat people?
If so, should they pay cheaper water rates?"
Absolutely no idea. But hats off for the ingenious approach to getting people involved in a coprophilia thread.
Well played sir. Well played indeed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"do smaller poos than fat people?
If so, should they pay cheaper water rates?
Absolutely no idea. But hats off for the ingenious approach to getting people involved in a coprophilia thread.
Well played sir. Well played indeed. "
I won't ask how you came to know that term  |
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"Big poos must need more processing and take up more space at the sewage plants.
A crap tax could be justified."
Big solid poos are easier to fish out of the water. It's the little rabbit pellet ones that require finer filters to pick then all out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I realised that ironically we have a cess pit (not connected to the mains).
Meaning I might have to have a word with the neighbours about the size of their shits in order to require it to be emptied less frequently. |
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Volume of ingested stuff - whether lettuce or Donuts - is likely to be somewhat proportional to the volume of waste that gets ejected. Obviously there are elements within it from general bodily processes too but you get the point. Super skinny but eat several subway footlongs per day - do the calculations of size out 
Over weight but eat minimal food, you'll eject rabbit dung-like waste.
Companies are now processing faecal matter, to extract precious materials from it btw. |
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By *oresexMan
over a year ago
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"Big poos must need more processing and take up more space at the sewage plants.
A crap tax could be justified."
What about politicians they are full of shit, but would just avoid paying any new tax, as usual. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Good point - hadn't thought of that theory.
So some thin people might poo their food straight through and therefore poo more while fat people are keeping it all in. |
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