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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There's a chance you guys might want to chat in another thread. So here's that chance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody Norah

You actually went and started it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have I missed anything?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bloody Norah

You actually went and started it

I know right? Me, starting a thread trying g to get people to talk. Who knew?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Bloody Norah

You actually went and started it

He needed a prod

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Bloody Norah

You actually went and started it

He needed a prod

It worked

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bloody Norah

You actually went and started it

He needed a prod

That's another fantasy of mine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bloody Norah

You actually went and started it

I know right? Me, starting a thread trying g to get people to talk. Who knew?

It’s the lack of ‘look at meness’ that was the big surprise

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I'm saying hello. Hello

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

Afternoon

I'm on a train speeding my way back to Brum, I don't know whether I'm coming or going this week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon

I'm on a train speeding my way back to Brum, I don't know whether I'm coming or going this week

You can’t tell if you are coming?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm lost now...I'm sure I was on the other one but I can't find it? Am I being blonde??

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bloody Norah

You actually went and started it

I know right? Me, starting a thread trying g to get people to talk. Who knew?

It’s the lack of ‘look at meness’ that was the big surprise

Haha. Dick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hah! Found it! And you've had enough pics Bee...it's my turn now

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm lost now...I'm sure I was on the other one but I can't find it? Am I being blonde??

Peach x"

Yes. Your blonde.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm lost now...I'm sure I was on the other one but I can't find it? Am I being blonde??

Peach x

Yes. Your blonde. "

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Bloody Norah

You actually went and started it

I know right? Me, starting a thread trying g to get people to talk. Who knew?

It’s the lack of ‘look at meness’ that was the big surprise

Haha. Dick.

You’re confused again

. He’s the one with tinky winky not the one you call dick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon

I'm on a train speeding my way back to Brum, I don't know whether I'm coming or going this week

Big hugs, I hope everything goes as well as it can do x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

afternoon everyone

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

"Afternoon

I'm on a train speeding my way back to Brum, I don't know whether I'm coming or going this week

You can’t tell if you are coming?

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

"Afternoon

I'm on a train speeding my way back to Brum, I don't know whether I'm coming or going this week

Big hugs, I hope everything goes as well as it can do x "

Thanks lovely xx

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I'm saying hello. Hello "

Hey there princess poop

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Guess what? It's finally happened!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm saying hello. Hello

Hey there princess poop

Pinkleberry

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I'm saying hello. Hello

Hey there princess poop

Pinkleberry

Oh I like that

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Guess what? It's finally happened!"

What what?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guess what? It's finally happened!"

You helped seeside out? No? Poo?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guess what? It's finally happened!"
What's happened ?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Bloody Norah

You actually went and started it

I know right? Me, starting a thread trying g to get people to talk. Who knew?

It’s the lack of ‘look at meness’ that was the big surprise

This is my favourite post of today.

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

Birmingham is nowhere near as sunny and lovely as it was on Sat, it's rather grim

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Bloody Norah

You actually went and started it

I know right? Me, starting a thread trying g to get people to talk. Who knew?

It’s the lack of ‘look at meness’ that was the big surprise

This is my favourite post of today. "

That’s Swing’s birthday gift to you

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Guess what? It's finally happened!

You helped seeside out? No? Poo?

Peach x"

Neither Seeside nor poo. Me no poo! Unbelievable.

What has happened is this....

I've just believed that I'm beautiful

like, not accepted it because someone says so, or anything like that. My brain just decided it wasn't gonna argue anymore and has finally believed I'm a beaut!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bloody Norah

You actually went and started it

I know right? Me, starting a thread trying g to get people to talk. Who knew?

It’s the lack of ‘look at meness’ that was the big surprise

This is my favourite post of today. "

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Bloody Norah

You actually went and started it

I know right? Me, starting a thread trying g to get people to talk. Who knew?

It’s the lack of ‘look at meness’ that was the big surprise

This is my favourite post of today.

Take that back otherwise she won’t Fab your new profile pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guess what? It's finally happened!

You helped seeside out? No? Poo?

Peach x

Neither Seeside nor poo. Me no poo! Unbelievable.

What has happened is this....

I've just believed that I'm beautiful

like, not accepted it because someone says so, or anything like that. My brain just decided it wasn't gonna argue anymore and has finally believed I'm a beaut!"

Aww great, and you are x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Guess what? It's finally happened!

You helped seeside out? No? Poo?

Peach x

Neither Seeside nor poo. Me no poo! Unbelievable.

What has happened is this....

I've just believed that I'm beautiful

like, not accepted it because someone says so, or anything like that. My brain just decided it wasn't gonna argue anymore and has finally believed I'm a beaut!"

it's about time.

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

I'm so tired! Struggling this week

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm so tired! Struggling this week

What would cheer you up?

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm so tired! Struggling this week

What would cheer you up? "

Chocolate or nice clean sheets on my bed for me to crawl into

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm so tired! Struggling this week

Oh no, I’m tired too today

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm so tired! Struggling this week

What would cheer you up?

Chocolate or nice clean sheets on my bed for me to crawl into

How about chocolates lay on a pile of pillows and duvets on the floor?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm so tired! Struggling this week

What would cheer you up?

Chocolate or nice clean sheets on my bed for me to crawl into

I’ve got donuts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guess what? It's finally happened!

You helped seeside out? No? Poo?

Peach x

Neither Seeside nor poo. Me no poo! Unbelievable.

What has happened is this....

I've just believed that I'm beautiful

like, not accepted it because someone says so, or anything like that. My brain just decided it wasn't gonna argue anymore and has finally believed I'm a beaut!"

Of course you are! You are an amazing, funny gorgeous beaut

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop talking food...I've just stuffed my face...I'm going to give birth to a stew baby in a min..

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guess what? It's finally happened!

You helped seeside out? No? Poo?

Peach x

Neither Seeside nor poo. Me no poo! Unbelievable.

What has happened is this....

I've just believed that I'm beautiful

like, not accepted it because someone says so, or anything like that. My brain just decided it wasn't gonna argue anymore and has finally believed I'm a beaut!

Of course you are! You are an amazing, funny gorgeous beaut

Peach x "
Of course your beautiful Peachy send some

your way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop talking food...I've just stuffed my face...I'm going to give birth to a stew baby in a min..

Peach x"
get the air freshener ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bloody Norah

You actually went and started it

I know right? Me, starting a thread trying g to get people to talk. Who knew?

It’s the lack of ‘look at meness’ that was the big surprise

This is my favourite post of today. "

Merry Easter

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Guess what? It's finally happened!

You helped seeside out? No? Poo?

Peach x

Neither Seeside nor poo. Me no poo! Unbelievable.

What has happened is this....

I've just believed that I'm beautiful

like, not accepted it because someone says so, or anything like that. My brain just decided it wasn't gonna argue anymore and has finally believed I'm a beaut!"

Yay! This is awesome. I was bleating on about this in another post. Am happy for you you utter beaut.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Good evening.

* I took a chance here....Please be the lady.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Evening all

Good evening.

* I took a chance here....Please be the lady.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all

Good evening.

* I took a chance here....Please be the lady.

Haha ‘‘tis indeed the lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Good evening.

* I took a chance here....Please be the lady.

Haha ‘‘tis indeed the sexy lady

FIFY.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all

Good evening.

* I took a chance here....Please be the lady.

Haha ‘‘tis indeed the lady

Or is it the gent stringing you along

A mystery

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

Just 4 more Fabs and MisterBee’s profile pic is on page 1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all

Good evening.

* I took a chance here....Please be the lady.

Haha ‘‘tis indeed the sexy lady

FIFY.

slick

just off to fab your pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all

Good evening.

* I took a chance here....Please be the lady.

Haha ‘‘tis indeed the lady

Or is it the gent stringing you along

A mystery

No mystery, definitely a lady last time I looked

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Good evening.

* I took a chance here....Please be the lady.

Haha ‘‘tis indeed the lady

Or is it the gent stringing you along

A mystery

Good god. Have you got a joke book Next to you today? Or are you still just typing what PP tells you to say to me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Good evening.

* I took a chance here....Please be the lady.

Haha ‘‘tis indeed the lady

Or is it the gent stringing you along

A mystery

No mystery, definitely a lady last time I looked

And the last time I looked.

damn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just 4 more Fabs and MisterBee’s profile pic is on page 1

I wondered if he'd got it up (there) yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just 4 more Fabs and MisterBee’s profile pic is on page 1

I wondered if he'd got it up (there) yet

I'm pushing as hard as I can.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all

Good evening.

* I took a chance here....Please be the lady.

Haha ‘‘tis indeed the lady

Or is it the gent stringing you along

A mystery

Good god. Have you got a joke book Next to you today? Or are you still just typing what PP tells you to say to me?

Nah bro

I just need more sleep

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Evening all

Good evening.

* I took a chance here....Please be the lady.

Haha ‘‘tis indeed the lady

Or is it the gent stringing you along

A mystery

Good god. Have you got a joke book Next to you today? Or are you still just typing what PP tells you to say to me?

Nah bro

I just need more sleep

God help him when we start posting from the couple profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Good evening.

* I took a chance here....Please be the lady.

Haha ‘‘tis indeed the lady

Or is it the gent stringing you along

A mystery

Good god. Have you got a joke book Next to you today? Or are you still just typing what PP tells you to say to me?

Nah bro

I just need more sleep

She keeping you awake? No blowjobs then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just 4 more Fabs and MisterBee’s profile pic is on page 1

I wondered if he'd got it up (there) yet

I'm pushing as hard as I can.

can I do you twice to help

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just 4 more Fabs and MisterBee’s profile pic is on page 1

I wondered if he'd got it up (there) yet

I'm pushing as hard as I can.

can I do you twice to help"

More than twice if you have time.

*please be the lady.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Evening all

Good evening.

* I took a chance here....Please be the lady.

Haha ‘‘tis indeed the lady

Or is it the gent stringing you along

A mystery

Good god. Have you got a joke book Next to you today? Or are you still just typing what PP tells you to say to me?

Nah bro

I just need more sleep

God help him when we start posting from the couple profile

Oh, have you taken photos for that yet?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Evening all

Good evening.

* I took a chance here....Please be the lady.

Haha ‘‘tis indeed the lady

Or is it the gent stringing you along

A mystery

Good god. Have you got a joke book Next to you today? Or are you still just typing what PP tells you to say to me?

Nah bro

I just need more sleep

God help him when we start posting from the couple profile

Oh, have you taken photos for that yet? "

No we didn’t have time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just 4 more Fabs and MisterBee’s profile pic is on page 1

I wondered if he'd got it up (there) yet

I'm pushing as hard as I can.

can I do you twice to help

More than twice if you have time.

*please be the lady.

*gruff cough I'm a lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all

Good evening.

* I took a chance here....Please be the lady.

Haha ‘‘tis indeed the lady

Or is it the gent stringing you along

A mystery

Good god. Have you got a joke book Next to you today? Or are you still just typing what PP tells you to say to me?

Nah bro

I just need more sleep

God help him when we start posting from the couple profile

Oh, have you taken photos for that yet?

No we didn’t have time

Afternoon tea is serious business

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm so tired! Struggling this week

What would cheer you up?

Chocolate or nice clean sheets on my bed for me to crawl into

How about chocolates lay on a pile of pillows and duvets on the floor? "

That would do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm so tired! Struggling this week

What would cheer you up?

Chocolate or nice clean sheets on my bed for me to crawl into

How about chocolates lay on a pile of pillows and duvets on the floor?

That would do

Milk tray?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I'm so tired! Struggling this week

What would cheer you up?

Chocolate or nice clean sheets on my bed for me to crawl into

How about chocolates lay on a pile of pillows and duvets on the floor?

That would do

Milk tray?

Can we cut to the chase here, would you mind fabbing his profile pic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm so tired! Struggling this week

What would cheer you up?

Chocolate or nice clean sheets on my bed for me to crawl into

How about chocolates lay on a pile of pillows and duvets on the floor?

That would do

Milk tray?

Can we cut to the chase here, would you mind giving him a snog?

great idea.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I'm so tired! Struggling this week

What would cheer you up?

Chocolate or nice clean sheets on my bed for me to crawl into

How about chocolates lay on a pile of pillows and duvets on the floor?

That would do

Milk tray?

Can we cut to the chase here, would you mind giving him a snog?

great idea. "

Can you go sweet talk a few more ladies your work here is done

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

Yaaaaaaay MisterBee is on page 1

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Yaaaaaaay MisterBee is on page 1

Well done!!

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By *atsun xxxMan over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

"Yaaaaaaay MisterBee is on page 1

Well done!!

Fantastic mate, I didn't mke it though

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh well done!

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm so tired! Struggling this week

What would cheer you up?

Chocolate or nice clean sheets on my bed for me to crawl into

How about chocolates lay on a pile of pillows and duvets on the floor?

That would do

Milk tray?

Can we cut to the chase here, would you mind fabbing his profile pic?

I'd already done it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yaaaaaaay MisterBee is on page 1

Well done!!

Fantastic mate, I didn't mke it though

lol"

Ta pal, all credit to all the men that fabbed us eh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I got flashed by a speed camera today.

Not the kind of flashing I wanted when I woke up this morning.

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By *atsun xxxMan over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

"Yaaaaaaay MisterBee is on page 1

Well done!!

Fantastic mate, I didn't mke it though

lol

Ta pal, all credit to all the men that fabbed us eh?

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm very moist.

Football in the pissing rain is not cool.

Cold as well.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm very moist.

Football in the pissing rain is not cool.

Cold as well. "

Did you have any injuries? Nobbled your funny bone?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

I'm watching snoop dogg cook lobster. It's fucking weird yet strangely enticing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm very moist.

Football in the pissing rain is not cool.

Cold as well.

Did you have any injuries? Nobbled your funny bone?"

Hurt my knee, but I dont think my face looked funny when I did it

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I'm so tired! Struggling this week

What would cheer you up?

Chocolate or nice clean sheets on my bed for me to crawl into

How about chocolates lay on a pile of pillows and duvets on the floor?

That would do

Milk tray?

Can we cut to the chase here, would you mind fabbing his profile pic?

I'd already done it

I was coerced

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm watching snoop dogg cook lobster. It's fucking weird yet strangely enticing "

Is that the thing with Martha Stewart? If he picks up a pan without oven gloves, he's gonna 'Drop it like it's hot'.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I'm very moist.

Football in the pissing rain is not cool.

Cold as well. "

Moist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm watching snoop dogg cook lobster. It's fucking weird yet strangely enticing

Is that the thing with Martha Stewart? If he picks up a pan without oven gloves, he's gonna 'Drop it like it's hot'."

If we had a face palm emoji, I’d be mashing it right now

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I'm watching snoop dogg cook lobster. It's fucking weird yet strangely enticing

Is that the thing with Martha Stewart? If he picks up a pan without oven gloves, he's gonna 'Drop it like it's hot'.

If we had a face palm emoji, I’d be mashing it right now

We need nah bro too

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I'm very moist.

Football in the pissing rain is not cool.

Cold as well.

Moist

I was waiting for that

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I'm very moist.

Football in the pissing rain is not cool.

Cold as well.

Moist

I was waiting for that

He torments me with that word!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm watching snoop dogg cook lobster. It's fucking weird yet strangely enticing

Is that the thing with Martha Stewart? If he picks up a pan without oven gloves, he's gonna 'Drop it like it's hot'.

If we had a face palm emoji, I’d be mashing it right now

We need nah bro too

Definitely

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I'm very moist.

Football in the pissing rain is not cool.

Cold as well.

Moist

I was waiting for that

He torments me with that word!

He needs punishment

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I'm watching snoop dogg cook lobster. It's fucking weird yet strangely enticing

Is that the thing with Martha Stewart? If he picks up a pan without oven gloves, he's gonna 'Drop it like it's hot'."

Yeah man.

Snoop juice all over the floor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm very moist.

Football in the pissing rain is not cool.

Cold as well.

Moist

I was waiting for that

He torments me with that word!

He needs punishment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm watching snoop dogg cook lobster. It's fucking weird yet strangely enticing

Is that the thing with Martha Stewart? If he picks up a pan without oven gloves, he's gonna 'Drop it like it's hot'.

Yeah man.

Snoop juice all over the floor"

Why does Snoop need an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm watching snoop dogg cook lobster. It's fucking weird yet strangely enticing

Is that the thing with Martha Stewart? If he picks up a pan without oven gloves, he's gonna 'Drop it like it's hot'.

Yeah man.

Snoop juice all over the floor

Why does Snoop need an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle. "

Get outta my town

You don't bring bad jokes to my neck of the woods kiddo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm watching snoop dogg cook lobster. It's fucking weird yet strangely enticing

Is that the thing with Martha Stewart? If he picks up a pan without oven gloves, he's gonna 'Drop it like it's hot'.

Yeah man.

Snoop juice all over the floor

Why does Snoop need an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle.

Get outta my town

You don't bring bad jokes to my neck of the woods kiddo.

Bad? These are genius.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I must stink or something. Even the dog has chosen to sleep on the floor. No snuggles. Unacceptable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m wide awake

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I’m wide awake

Wackaday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m wide awake

Wackaday "

I saw Timmy Mallet a few week ago. He opened the local shopping centre when he was popular, as it was some kind of birthday (30 yrs old I think ) he returned.

He looks exactly the same.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

blimey i almost missed this - would have been a first thread id not posted on -

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

I’m not exactly in the wide awake club

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m not exactly in the wide awake club

Slightly sluggish slumber club?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I’m not exactly in the wide awake club

Slightly sluggish slumber club?"

Understatement

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

work calls - then ladies night tonight - dont miss me too much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hullo everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning all x

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

Morning troops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning troops"

Pinky Panthers barmy army

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m wide awake

Wackaday "

Mallets mallet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morni g all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morni g all "

where did the N go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morni g all

where did the N go

Pub

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

Please help me, I've been at my Mom's around 16 hours and I just can't face another cup of tea. I'm drowning internally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please help me, I've been at my Mom's around 16 hours and I just can't face another cup of tea. I'm drowning internally

Oh dear

Tea stewed insides

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morni g all

where did the N go

Pub

Yes. What time?

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

"Please help me, I've been at my Mom's around 16 hours and I just can't face another cup of tea. I'm drowning internally

Oh dear

Tea stewed insides"

That's not to mention how many things she's tried to make me eat, pre breakfast, breakfast, post breakfast.

Can't wait for my packed lunch on the train tomorrow though

it's only 2 hours door to door, but I never leave empty handed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please help me, I've been at my Mom's around 16 hours and I just can't face another cup of tea. I'm drowning internally

Oh dear

Tea stewed insides

That's not to mention how many things she's tried to make me eat, pre breakfast, breakfast, post breakfast.

Can't wait for my packed lunch on the train tomorrow though

it's only 2 hours door to door, but I never leave empty handed

Aww, my gran was the same. Always tried to feed us up. I think it's a generational thing. But nice that she makes you lunch x

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I’m wide awake

Wackaday

Mallets mallet

I'd love a real one. Wouldn't even give people the chance to answer, I'd be smashing heads like whack-a-mole

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I’m wide awake

Wackaday

I saw Timmy Mallet a few week ago. He opened the local shopping centre when he was popular, as it was some kind of birthday (30 yrs old I think ) he returned.

He looks exactly the same.

Did he steal Seesides shirt?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morni g all

where did the N go

Pub

Yes. What time? "

Anytime

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Hello lovelies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Afternoon all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morni g all

where did the N go

Pub

Yes. What time?

Anytime

2 hrs ago?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Word to your Thursday mothers. I had crumpets again earlier, toasted to the sound of Dusty Springfield. I'm peckish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please help me, I've been at my Mom's around 16 hours and I just can't face another cup of tea. I'm drowning internally

I'll have one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Word to your Thursday mothers. I had crumpets again earlier, toasted to the sound of Dusty Springfield. I'm peckish."

I’ve not seen that setting on a toaster before. Is that one of those fancy European ones?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morni g all

where did the N go

Pub

Yes. What time?

Anytime

2 hrs ago? "

Yeah, see you then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Word to your Thursday mothers. I had crumpets again earlier, toasted to the sound of Dusty Springfield. I'm peckish."

You're partial to crumpets aren't you Jim ? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Word to your Thursday mothers. I had crumpets again earlier, toasted to the sound of Dusty Springfield. I'm peckish.

I’ve not seen that setting on a toaster before. Is that one of those fancy European ones?"

It is. Buy them while you can, before Brexit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hola compadres

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hola compadres

Hola amigo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hola compadres

Ey oop

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Hola compadres

Nice of you to join us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hola compadres

Nice of you to join us

Well I've been kindly bounced around the country since Sunday thanks to work

How's everyone?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Hola compadres

Nice of you to join us

OMG that avatar, my eyes

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Hola compadres

Nice of you to join us

Well I've been kindly bounced around the country since Sunday thanks to work

How's everyone?"

I’m blind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hola compadres

Nice of you to join us

Well I've been kindly bounced around the country since Sunday thanks to work

How's everyone?

I’m blind

Blame BoldGirl for that one

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Hola compadres

Nice of you to join us

Well I've been kindly bounced around the country since Sunday thanks to work

How's everyone?

I’m blind

Blame BoldGirl for that one

I thought tinky winky day was Wednesday, it’s Thursday you can put it away now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hola compadres

Nice of you to join us

Well I've been kindly bounced around the country since Sunday thanks to work

How's everyone?

I’m blind

Blame BoldGirl for that one

I thought tinky winky day was Wednesday, it’s Thursday you can put it away now

Clearly she got greedy and started Tackle Out Thursday haha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Word to your Thursday mothers. I had crumpets again earlier, toasted to the sound of Dusty Springfield. I'm peckish.

I’ve not seen that setting on a toaster before. Is that one of those fancy European ones?

It is. Buy them while you can, before Brexit."

Brexit stage left. My favourite direction after one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Word to your Thursday mothers. I had crumpets again earlier, toasted to the sound of Dusty Springfield. I'm peckish.

I’ve not seen that setting on a toaster before. Is that one of those fancy European ones?

It is. Buy them while you can, before Brexit.

Brexit stage left. My favourite direction after one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walking up static escalators, bit weird innit?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

For goodness sake it’s Thursday put the bloody things away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For goodness sake it’s Thursday put the bloody things away

Bold made me do it.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Oh I say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's rather convincing

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"She's rather convincing

Well I’ve just lodged a complaint

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"She's rather convincing

Well I’ve just lodged a complaint

That's not very sporting. You should just close your eyes like I do

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"She's rather convincing

Well I’ve just lodged a complaint

That's not very sporting. You should just close your eyes like I do

Close my eyes? I lost both earlier Jim and cutie took one out each

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We’re going on a cock hunt

We’re going to catch a big one

It’s such a beautiful day

We’re not scared

Uh oh a phallus forest

We can’t go under it

We can’t go over it

We’ll have to go through it

Lob wobble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She's rather convincing

Well I’ve just lodged a complaint

That's not very sporting. You should just close your eyes like I do

Exactly! Look with your hands instead... maybe your mouths too

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"She's rather convincing

I’ve left a complaint on the thread

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"We’re going on a cock hunt

We’re going to catch a big one

It’s such a beautiful day

We’re not scared

Uh oh a phallus forest

We can’t go under it

We can’t go over it

We’ll have to go through it

Lob wobble

Lob wobble "

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

Turn around

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"She's rather convincing

Well I’ve just lodged a complaint

That's not very sporting. You should just close your eyes like I do

Exactly! Look with your hands instead... maybe your mouths too

Feel your way ... words of a song obviously

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

iOS 11 is really grinding my gears

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"iOS 11 is really grinding my gears

My laptop is mine. Think I'm taking it for a service x

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"iOS 11 is really grinding my gears

I haven't updated yet. I'm putting it off.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"iOS 11 is really grinding my gears

I haven't updated yet. I'm putting it off. "

Kik is draining my battery, it was fine before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"iOS 11 is really grinding my gears

I haven't updated yet. I'm putting it off.

Kik is draining my battery, it was fine before

Found your problem; there's a fruit on your phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"iOS 11 is really grinding my gears

I haven't updated yet. I'm putting it off. "

I'm not updating. It kills older phones.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"iOS 11 is really grinding my gears

I haven't updated yet. I'm putting it off.

I'm not updating. It kills older phones. "

I don't know what any of this means

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warheads Extreme Sour

Never trust a child who says ‘it isn’t that sour’

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"iOS 11 is really grinding my gears

I haven't updated yet. I'm putting it off.

Kik is draining my battery, it was fine before

Found your problem; there's a fruit on your phone

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Warheads Extreme Sour

Never trust a child who says ‘it isn’t that sour’"

Sooooooo gullible

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"iOS 11 is really grinding my gears

I haven't updated yet. I'm putting it off.

I'm not updating. It kills older phones.

I don't know what any of this means

Do you still have to plug your mobile phone into a BT socket in your house?

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"iOS 11 is really grinding my gears

I haven't updated yet. I'm putting it off.

I'm not updating. It kills older phones.

I don't know what any of this means

It just means you tap the update button and wait ..... a long time .... then nothing works as it did before

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"iOS 11 is really grinding my gears

I haven't updated yet. I'm putting it off.

I'm not updating. It kills older phones.

I don't know what any of this means

It just means you tap the update button and wait ..... a long time .... then nothing works as it did before

Is this iPhone stuff?

I do android.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Endosaurus

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"iOS 11 is really grinding my gears

I haven't updated yet. I'm putting it off.

I'm not updating. It kills older phones.

I don't know what any of this means

It just means you tap the update button and wait ..... a long time .... then nothing works as it did before

Is this iPhone stuff?

I do android."

It is. All iPhone stuff is painful in my opinion

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