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Lady Lucan found dead in her London home
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/lady-lucan-lord-lucan-mystery-dead-death-earn-lucan-a7969221.html
She escaped death at the hands of the dastardly Lord Lucan...but the grim reaper has finally called for her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan
The might find Shergar
I fecking told you where shergar lives "
That's right you did.....
Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,, |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan
The might find Shergar
I fecking told you where shergar lives
That's right you did.....
Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,, "
Feck off roy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan
The might find Shergar
I fecking told you where shergar lives
That's right you did.....
Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,
Feck off roy"
Well nothing to be ashamed of.....
At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb ..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan
The might find Shergar
I fecking told you where shergar lives
That's right you did.....
Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,
Feck off roy
Well nothing to be ashamed of.....
At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb ..... "
Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan
The might find Shergar
I fecking told you where shergar lives
That's right you did.....
Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,
Feck off roy
Well nothing to be ashamed of.....
At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....
Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins "
Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......
I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan
The might find Shergar
I fecking told you where shergar lives
That's right you did.....
Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,
Feck off roy
Well nothing to be ashamed of.....
At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....
Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins
Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......
I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle "
If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan
The might find Shergar
I fecking told you where shergar lives
That's right you did.....
Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,
Feck off roy
Well nothing to be ashamed of.....
At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....
Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins
Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......
I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle
If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on "
At least my futon was new ....
I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan
The might find Shergar
I fecking told you where shergar lives
That's right you did.....
Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,
Feck off roy
Well nothing to be ashamed of.....
At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....
Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins
Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......
I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle
If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on
At least my futon was new ....
I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell "
Ah you mean you got a new pallet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan
The might find Shergar
I fecking told you where shergar lives
That's right you did.....
Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,
Feck off roy
Well nothing to be ashamed of.....
At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....
Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins
Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......
I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle
If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on
At least my futon was new ....
I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell
Ah you mean you got a new pallet "
No....... I'm saying you're a minger |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan
The might find Shergar
I fecking told you where shergar lives
That's right you did.....
Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,
Feck off roy
Well nothing to be ashamed of.....
At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....
Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins
Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......
I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle
If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on
At least my futon was new ....
I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell
Ah you mean you got a new pallet
No....... I'm saying you're a minger "
Ah coz i don't shave below my eyes eh... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan
The might find Shergar
I fecking told you where shergar lives
That's right you did.....
Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,
Feck off roy
Well nothing to be ashamed of.....
At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....
Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins
Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......
I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle
If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on
At least my futon was new ....
I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell
Ah you mean you got a new pallet
No....... I'm saying you're a minger
Ah coz i don't shave below my eyes eh... "
No ....... it's because you're a minger |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan
The might find Shergar
I fecking told you where shergar lives
That's right you did.....
Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,
Feck off roy
Well nothing to be ashamed of.....
At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....
Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins
Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......
I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle
If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on
At least my futon was new ....
I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell
Ah you mean you got a new pallet
No....... I'm saying you're a minger
Ah coz i don't shave below my eyes eh...
No ....... it's because you're a minger "
And your getting so predictable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan
The might find Shergar
I fecking told you where shergar lives
That's right you did.....
Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,
Feck off roy
Well nothing to be ashamed of.....
At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....
Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins
Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......
I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle
If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on
At least my futon was new ....
I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell
Ah you mean you got a new pallet
No....... I'm saying you're a minger
Ah coz i don't shave below my eyes eh...
No ....... it's because you're a minger
And your getting so predictable
"
I knew you were going to say that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan
The might find Shergar
I fecking told you where shergar lives
That's right you did.....
Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,
Feck off roy
Well nothing to be ashamed of.....
At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....
Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins
Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......
I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle
If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on
At least my futon was new ....
I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell
Ah you mean you got a new pallet
No....... I'm saying you're a minger
Ah coz i don't shave below my eyes eh...
No ....... it's because you're a minger
And your getting so predictable
I knew you were going to say that "
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"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan
The might find Shergar
I fecking told you where shergar lives
That's right you did.....
Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,
Feck off roy
Well nothing to be ashamed of.....
At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....
Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins
Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......
I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle
If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on
At least my futon was new ....
I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell
Ah you mean you got a new pallet
No....... I'm saying you're a minger
Ah coz i don't shave below my eyes eh...
No ....... it's because you're a minger "
What are you two like! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan
The might find Shergar
I fecking told you where shergar lives
That's right you did.....
Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,
Feck off roy
Well nothing to be ashamed of.....
At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....
Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins
Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......
I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle
If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on
At least my futon was new ....
I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell
Ah you mean you got a new pallet
No....... I'm saying you're a minger
Ah coz i don't shave below my eyes eh...
No ....... it's because you're a minger
And your getting so predictable
I knew you were going to say that
"
And I knew you would do that.....
Oh and I know what you're going to do next |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan
The might find Shergar
I fecking told you where shergar lives " :-last I heard shergar was in a vegetable beef lasagne in Lidl |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan
The might find Shergar
I fecking told you where shergar lives
That's right you did.....
Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,
Feck off roy
Well nothing to be ashamed of.....
At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....
Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins
Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......
I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle
If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on
At least my futon was new ....
I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell
Ah you mean you got a new pallet
No....... I'm saying you're a minger
Ah coz i don't shave below my eyes eh...
No ....... it's because you're a minger
And your getting so predictable
I knew you were going to say that
And I knew you would do that.....
Oh and I know what you're going to do next "
I'm going to miss you two when Panto season starts again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan
The might find Shergar
I fecking told you where shergar lives
That's right you did.....
Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,
Feck off roy
Well nothing to be ashamed of.....
At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....
Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins
Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......
I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle
If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on
At least my futon was new ....
I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell
Ah you mean you got a new pallet
No....... I'm saying you're a minger
Ah coz i don't shave below my eyes eh...
No ....... it's because you're a minger
And your getting so predictable
I knew you were going to say that
And I knew you would do that.....
Oh and I know what you're going to do next
I'm going to miss you two when Panto season starts again "
The curtains have closed now. |
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By *lan157Man
over a year ago
a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex |
"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan
The might find Shergar
I fecking told you where shergar lives
That's right you did.....
Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,
Feck off roy
Well nothing to be ashamed of.....
At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....
Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins
Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......
I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle
If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on
At least my futon was new ....
I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell
Ah you mean you got a new pallet
No....... I'm saying you're a minger
Ah coz i don't shave below my eyes eh...
No ....... it's because you're a minger
And your getting so predictable
I knew you were going to say that
And I knew you would do that.....
Oh and I know what you're going to do next
I'm going to miss you two when Panto season starts again "
Oh no your not. |
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"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan
The might find Shergar "
I heard that for many years, a little village in Ireland had the fastest horse drawn milk float in the area. |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"Yeah! Bloody 'Hinge and Bracket' took over, saw a documentary a while back and Lucan appeared quite a nasty, violent, controlling man towards Lady Lucan!"
Haha Hinge and bracket. Bloody loved them growing up. |
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