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By *dinMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I need a new vacuum cleaner, I could consult which but I'm trying to mislead you with my thread title.
So people of fab, give me your reviews of the sucking machine.
(I really am this exciting) "
Dyson, always a dyson!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Beat the ban ......buy a fucking huge powerful one while you can !
Soon you not be able to get one with a motor over 1600kw.....
How the fuck are you meant to get one of those stuck on your cock  |
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By *dinMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Never all that Dyson crap, Meile all the way! I’ve had mine for ten years without one fault and it’s still so powerful it would suck your nipples off!  "
its not nipples most of us are in need of having sucked  lol |
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"What a wanker, nicking Henry! Well it’s always stated sucks like a Dyson! "
I was pleasantly surprised to find a 'George' he's a wet & dry kinda chap.
I always wanted to keep him under my stairs for messy events  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a Hetty.. Such a pretty little thing 
Hetty sucks so much better than Henry I find
And keeps my straight card intact
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I posted that instead of just thinking it, didn't I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a Hetty.. Such a pretty little thing
Hetty sucks so much better than Henry I find
And keeps my straight card intact
I posted that instead of just thinking it, didn't I "
Yup |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"I need a new vacuum cleaner, I could consult which but I'm trying to mislead you with my thread title.
So people of fab, give me your reviews of the sucking machine.
(I really am this exciting) "
Dyson 8 cordless xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never all that Dyson crap, Meile all the way! I’ve had mine for ten years without one fault and it’s still so powerful it would suck your nipples off!
its not nipples most of us are in need of having sucked lol"
Give it here, I'll do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never all that Dyson crap, Meile all the way! I’ve had mine for ten years without one fault and it’s still so powerful it would suck your nipples off!
its not nipples most of us are in need of having sucked lol
Give it here, I'll do it "
Can I email it or deliver in person |
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"Never all that Dyson crap, Meile all the way! I’ve had mine for ten years without one fault and it’s still so powerful it would suck your nipples off!
its not nipples most of us are in need of having sucked lol
Give it here, I'll do it "
Can you do my floors first like? |
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By *dinMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Never all that Dyson crap, Meile all the way! I’ve had mine for ten years without one fault and it’s still so powerful it would suck your nipples off!
its not nipples most of us are in need of having sucked lol
Give it here, I'll do it "
that is an offer to good to refuse - can you do my rugs too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never all that Dyson crap, Meile all the way! I’ve had mine for ten years without one fault and it’s still so powerful it would suck your nipples off!
its not nipples most of us are in need of having sucked lol
Give it here, I'll do it
Can you do my floors first like? "
I could strip naked, wrap myself in double sided sticky tape then roll around your floors.... that do? |
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"Never all that Dyson crap, Meile all the way! I’ve had mine for ten years without one fault and it’s still so powerful it would suck your nipples off!
its not nipples most of us are in need of having sucked lol
Give it here, I'll do it
Can you do my floors first like?
I could strip naked, wrap myself in double sided sticky tape then roll around your floors.... that do?"
Also suitable and you get a wax at the same time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never all that Dyson crap, Meile all the way! I’ve had mine for ten years without one fault and it’s still so powerful it would suck your nipples off!
its not nipples most of us are in need of having sucked lol
Give it here, I'll do it
Can you do my floors first like?
I could strip naked, wrap myself in double sided sticky tape then roll around your floors.... that do?
Also suitable and you get a wax at the same time "
And it makes floor cleaning and entertaining pass time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I guess you're all to young to remember the Swiss Army Knife of Vacuum cleaners the classic multi-tasking Kirby ......
You could get attachment to chop chips and give haircuts
Soxy Truth or Soxy Bluff ? |
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When my old one gave up the ghost, I bought a Hoover cylinder one from a second hand shop for £10. Took me about half an hour to unclog the filter, but it can suck a budgerigar off its perch at 50 yards now |
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