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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well why change the habits of a lifetime. What words of non wisdom have you to share today. Or in plain English what bollox are you talking x

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By *othrockercplCouple over a year ago

Halloween Town

Good old Spike!

Ladles and Jellyspoons,

I come before you, to stand behind you,

To tell you something I know nothing about.

Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,

There will be a mothers' meeting for fathers only.

Admission is free, pay at the door,

Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.

We will be discussing the four corners of the round table.

Ladles and Jellyspoons,

I come before you to stand behind you

to tell you something I know nothing about.

Early in the morning in the middle of the night

two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

drew their swords and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise

and came and shot the two dead boys.

If you don't believe this lie that's true,

ask the blind man; he saw it too.

Ladles and Jellyspoons,

Icome before you,

to stand behind you,

and tell you something,

I know nothing about,

Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,

There will be a mothers meating,

For fathers only,

Wear your best clothes,

If you haven't any,

And if you can come,

Please stay at home,

Admission free,

Pay at the door,

Take a seat,

And sit on the floor,

It makes no differance where you sit,

The man in the gallery is sure to spit.

Ladles and Jellyspoons:

I come before you

to stand behind you,

and tell you something I know nothing about:

As next Thursday is Good Friday,

there will be a Fathers' meeting for Mothers only.

Wear your best clothes if you don't have any,

and please stay at home, if you can be there.

Admission is free, pay at the door,

have a seat on me; please sit on the floor.

No matter where you manage to sit,

the man in the balcony will certainly spit.

I thank you for your unkind attention,

and now present the next act:

The Four Corners of the Round Table.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well why change the habits of a lifetime. What words of non wisdom have you to share today. Or in plain English what bollox are you talking x

Today I'm mostly absorbing bollix ....

As usual the Labour Party Conference is most entertaining spectacle.....

I'd love to be there heckling in a none political way pffft

There are some amazing beards on display ...... even on the men ,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know nothing about the intricate workings of women, they continue to bamboozle and confuddle me on a daily basis, yet i love them dearly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good old Spike!

Ladles and Jellyspoons,

I come before you, to stand behind you,

To tell you something I know nothing about.

Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,

There will be a mothers' meeting for fathers only.

Admission is free, pay at the door,

Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.

We will be discussing the four corners of the round table.

Ladles and Jellyspoons,

I come before you to stand behind you

to tell you something I know nothing about.

Early in the morning in the middle of the night

two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

drew their swords and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise

and came and shot the two dead boys.

If you don't believe this lie that's true,

ask the blind man; he saw it too.

Ladles and Jellyspoons,

Icome before you,

to stand behind you,

and tell you something,

I know nothing about,

Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,

There will be a mothers meating,

For fathers only,

Wear your best clothes,

If you haven't any,

And if you can come,

Please stay at home,

Admission free,

Pay at the door,

Take a seat,

And sit on the floor,

It makes no differance where you sit,

The man in the gallery is sure to spit.

Ladles and Jellyspoons:

I come before you

to stand behind you,

and tell you something I know nothing about:

As next Thursday is Good Friday,

there will be a Fathers' meeting for Mothers only.

Wear your best clothes if you don't have any,

and please stay at home, if you can be there.

Admission is free, pay at the door,

have a seat on me; please sit on the floor.

No matter where you manage to sit,

the man in the balcony will certainly spit.

I thank you for your unkind attention,

and now present the next act:

The Four Corners of the Round Table.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well why change the habits of a lifetime. What words of non wisdom have you to share today. Or in plain English what bollox are you talking x

Today I'm mostly absorbing bollix ....

As usual the Labour Party Conference is most entertaining spectacle.....

I'd love to be there heckling in a none political way pffft

There are some amazing beards on display ...... even on the men ,,,,

Ah, I don't get involved in politics. It only makes me angry so I avoid it. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well why change the habits of a lifetime. What words of non wisdom have you to share today. Or in plain English what bollox are you talking x

Today I'm mostly absorbing bollix ....

As usual the Labour Party Conference is most entertaining spectacle.....

I'd love to be there heckling in a none political way pffft

There are some amazing beards on display ...... even on the men ,,,,

Ah, I don't get involved in politics. It only makes me angry so I avoid it. X "

I'm too old to get angry about it....

I get my jollies judging the quality of the various hand knit sweaters many socialist bedeck themselves at such events ...... not to mention the curiously large ear adornments favoured by many a left-wing lady

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

"I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about......

I was confuddled until I read the spike Milligan poem, it's a wonderful piece of work you started to share with us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about......

I was confuddled until I read the spike Milligan poem, it's a wonderful piece of work you started to share with us."

I love his epitaph " I told you I was ill"

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

"I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about......

I was confuddled until I read the spike Milligan poem, it's a wonderful piece of work you started to share with us.

I love his epitaph " I told you I was ill"

Legendary comical genious!

They don't make 'em like they used to

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