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over a year ago
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"on the loo - wanking - watching tv - watching porn - daydreaming- reading threads that make you ponder 
27 minutes a day having a poo ....  "
people sit and read in there so its possible - |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brushing teeth?
But your exempt from that soxy...don't yours go in a glass at night? "
Nope..... still got all 32.......
But I suspect you lost your wisdom teeth years ago,,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"on the loo - wanking - watching tv - watching porn - daydreaming- reading threads that make you ponder
27 minutes a day having a poo ....
people sit and read in there so its possible - "
That's soduko time for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brushing teeth?
But your exempt from that soxy...don't yours go in a glass at night?
Nope..... still got all 32.......
But I suspect you lost your wisdom teeth years ago,, "
Twat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"on the loo - wanking - watching tv - watching porn - daydreaming- reading threads that make you ponder
27 minutes a day having a poo ....
people sit and read in there so its possible - "
Not this fella...
I'm a plop-plop-plop wipe and freshen flush and brush come and go merchant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"on the loo - wanking - watching tv - watching porn - daydreaming- reading threads that make you ponder
27 minutes a day having a poo ....
people sit and read in there so its possible -
Not this fella...
I'm a plop-plop-plop wipe and freshen flush and brush come and go merchant "
That does surprise me as I thought you were full of shite  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It surely wouldn't take you that long by now soxy "
I have a very agile sphincter.....You'd be impressed it's most retentive
Fantastic elasticity....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"on the loo - wanking - watching tv - watching porn - daydreaming- reading threads that make you ponder
27 minutes a day having a poo ....
people sit and read in there so its possible -
Not this fella...
I'm a plop-plop-plop wipe and freshen flush and brush come and go merchant
That does surprise me as I thought you were full of shite "
Lets be honest if anyone was an expert on that matter it would be you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"on the loo - wanking - watching tv - watching porn - daydreaming- reading threads that make you ponder
27 minutes a day having a poo ....
people sit and read in there so its possible -
Not this fella...
I'm a plop-plop-plop wipe and freshen flush and brush come and go merchant
That does surprise me as I thought you were full of shite
Lets be honest if anyone was an expert on that matter it would be you "
Shitty comeback matey  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"on the loo - wanking - watching tv - watching porn - daydreaming- reading threads that make you ponder
27 minutes a day having a poo ....
people sit and read in there so its possible -
Not this fella...
I'm a plop-plop-plop wipe and freshen flush and brush come and go merchant
That does surprise me as I thought you were full of shite
Lets be honest if anyone was an expert on that matter it would be you
Shitty comeback matey "
Good enough to flummox you .... |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
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"It surely wouldn't take you that long by now soxy
I have a very agile sphincter.....You'd be impressed it's most retentive
Fantastic elasticity.... "
Well if it can remember half the cocks that's been up it I'd be very impressed
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It surely wouldn't take you that long by now soxy
I have a very agile sphincter.....You'd be impressed it's most retentive
Fantastic elasticity....
Well if it can remember half the cocks that's been up it I'd be very impressed
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I only consign to memory the ones that made my eyes go |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
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"It surely wouldn't take you that long by now soxy
I have a very agile sphincter.....You'd be impressed it's most retentive
Fantastic elasticity....
Well if it can remember half the cocks that's been up it I'd be very impressed
I only consign to memory the ones that made my eyes go "
That's not very retentive. I have a mate with a retentive memory and he can remember convos we had in school
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It surely wouldn't take you that long by now soxy
I have a very agile sphincter.....You'd be impressed it's most retentive
Fantastic elasticity....
Well if it can remember half the cocks that's been up it I'd be very impressed
I only consign to memory the ones that made my eyes go
That's not very retentive. I have a mate with a retentive memory and he can remember convos we had in school
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I remember you telling me about that....
However not wishing to brag but my eidetic memory trumps your mates retentive efforts ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It surely wouldn't take you that long by now soxy
I have a very agile sphincter.....You'd be impressed it's most retentive
Fantastic elasticity....
Well if it can remember half the cocks that's been up it I'd be very impressed
I only consign to memory the ones that made my eyes go
That's not very retentive. I have a mate with a retentive memory and he can remember convos we had in school
I remember you telling me about that....
However not wishing to brag but my eidetic memory trumps your mates retentive efforts ..... "
Feck off I've heard you can't even remember how old you are on here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It surely wouldn't take you that long by now soxy
I have a very agile sphincter.....You'd be impressed it's most retentive
Fantastic elasticity....
Well if it can remember half the cocks that's been up it I'd be very impressed
I only consign to memory the ones that made my eyes go
That's not very retentive. I have a mate with a retentive memory and he can remember convos we had in school
I remember you telling me about that....
However not wishing to brag but my eidetic memory trumps your mates retentive efforts .....
Feck off I've heard you can't even remember how old you are on here "
I hope you didn't spend too much time thinking up that pitiful response....
OMG I'll give you 3 out of 10 , but that's for the spelling and punctuation |
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