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How heavy is your penis?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mine is about 80g when totally limp.
It's about 200g when half mast.
Haven't measured erect because I don't think it's possible as I would have to apply pressure to the scale to make it rest on it.
And yes, I am bored  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Couldn't you turn scales upside down and apply pressure to the erection from above and calculate it's force of resistance, comparative to the weight of flaccid and semi states?"
I'm not trying to calculate pressure but weight  |
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"Couldn't you turn scales upside down and apply pressure to the erection from above and calculate it's force of resistance, comparative to the weight of flaccid and semi states?
I'm not trying to calculate pressure but weight "
Weigh it while your doing a handstand then? |
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This sounds suspiciously like one of Her's random thoughts/challenges for me. I had to send her photographic evidence of me doing so - tip, warm the stainless steel bowl first or it's blooming cold!
All sorts of others, but it's surprising her inventiveness and the consequences. We have discovered that I'm as girthy as a toilet roll inner cardboard tube - and that a very tight fitting toilet roll tube can chafe when you you try to take it off!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you measure volume next? Fill a measuring jug and dip it in, see how much water is displaced? "
Cracking idea, lol. Could prove a little tricky in practice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most guys just measure it, never heard of anyone weighing it.
How can you accurately weight it when it's hard? Your body is holding it upright, so very hard to judge weight. |
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By *.1079Man
over a year ago
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"Can you measure volume next? Fill a measuring jug and dip it in, see how much water is displaced? "
If you fill it with boiling water you will displace more water, giving the impression of having a bigger penis.
Just a tip I thought worth sharing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haven't weighed mine yet but I bet my balls would weigh even more. They are huge  Mr. "
Tell that to Felix Baumgartner, he has to use industrial scale to weigh his balls  |
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"Can you measure volume next? Fill a measuring jug and dip it in, see how much water is displaced? "
The sight of the optical bend in the water would be alarming.
In theory that works.
cc of water displaced is equal to weight in grams. |
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"Can you measure volume next? Fill a measuring jug and dip it in, see how much water is displaced?
If you fill it with boiling water you will displace more water, giving the impression of having a bigger penis.
Just a tip I thought worth sharing."
Now that I would like to see...!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I weighed my boobs once. Just slapped them on the bathroom scales.
The are over a stone each
Do you get a lot of back aches?"
No as always wear nice fitted sexy bra.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine is about 80g when totally limp.
It's about 200g when half mast.
Haven't measured erect because I don't think it's possible as I would have to apply pressure to the scale to make it rest on it.
And yes, I am bored "
Sometimes men just need their hands tying behind their back. For your own good of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine is about 80g when totally limp.
It's about 200g when half mast.
Haven't measured erect because I don't think it's possible as I would have to apply pressure to the scale to make it rest on it.
And yes, I am bored "
Does that mean the rest of your body weighs 120g less when you're semi?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you measure volume next? Fill a measuring jug and dip it in, see how much water is displaced?
If you fill it with boiling water you will displace more water, giving the impression of having a bigger penis.
Just a tip I thought worth sharing."
Worth the scald risk id say. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haven't weighed mine yet but I bet my balls would weigh even more. They are huge Mr.
Tell that to Felix Baumgartner, he has to use industrial scale to weigh his balls "
Hahaha... I'll have to have d*unk a cubic meter of redbull for mine to weigh that much...  |
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" Christ on a bike whatever next?
Is this going to be the latest one.
Do women prefer a heavier cock?
Dude you really need to get a hobby.  "
Muscle weighs more than fat, is wanking a healthy form of exercise to increase muscle mass |
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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago
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" Christ on a bike whatever next?
Is this going to be the latest one.
Do women prefer a heavier cock?
Dude you really need to get a hobby.
Muscle weighs more than fat, is wanking a healthy form of exercise to increase muscle mass"
No.
a Kilo of muscle is exactly the same weight as a Kilo of fat. They weigh the same.
What is different is their density . A Kilo of muscle is smaller than a Kilo of fat. Like a ton of lead is smaller than a ton of water. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine is about 80g when totally limp.
It's about 200g when half mast.
Haven't measured erect because I don't think it's possible as I would have to apply pressure to the scale to make it rest on it.
And yes, I am bored "
I don't have one but next time I do I'll pop my scales in my handbag, weigh it and report back to you 
Promise I won't tell him you asked!!  |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
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"Mine is about 80g when totally limp.
It's about 200g when half mast.
Haven't measured erect because I don't think it's possible as I would have to apply pressure to the scale to make it rest on it.
And yes, I am bored "
L, what the hell dude  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Average weight of human flesh is 1g per cubic centimetre, bit of simple maths and mine weighs 256 grams erect."
Learn something new everyday
* I'm off to calculate my boobage weight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Average weight of human flesh is 1g per cubic centimetre, bit of simple maths and mine weighs 256 grams erect.
Learn something new everyday
* I'm off to calculate my boobage weight!"
Erm, I studied maths at uni if you need help?  |
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Blood is ever so slightly heavier than water, so I think you guys should find your cock volume and then calculate the weigh, using the weight of water.
As a cock obviously has tissue as well as blood, using the slightly lower weight of water - instead of the higher blood weight - may help counteract the presumed lower weight of the flesh.
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