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Do I want a cup of tea or a wank?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Both seem to require an obscene amount of effort at the minute.

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

i ain't gonna help you out with a wank but if make a nice cuppa lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i ain't gonna help you out with a wank but if make a nice cuppa lol"

Milk, no sugar then.

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"i ain't gonna help you out with a wank but if make a nice cuppa lol

Milk, no sugar then.

on my way... but I am walking so may take me a while ...

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

Pop the tea bag in, have a wank, you'll have a nice strong cuppa waiting for you.

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"Pop the tea bag in, have a wank, you'll have a nice strong cuppa waiting for you."

even some milk if you are a man...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d have a wank ! Just think pants down hands on it ! Cuppa tea - get up find mug !! Put water in kettle , boil , pour milk then return to fridge! Find sugar then stir ! Wanking in my opinion requires a lot less effort

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have some chocolate instead. It might improve your energy levels then, you can have a small wank while you wait for the kettle to boil. That way you should have enough energy left over to make your cuppa then sit back with your feet up and enjoy... it is Saturday night after all.

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By *mmabluTV/TS over a year ago

upton wirral

cup of tea

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Have a good frig

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By *oubyLoverWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

You're a woman so I'm sure like me you can do both

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its a tough call, I tend to make a cup of tea last longer..

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