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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

cakes or biscuits..

Inspired by anothers comment..

cali

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Cakes, cos thats what they are called.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a long tax dispute that eventually decided that they are chocolate-covered cakes (making them VAT-exempt) rather than chocolate covered biscuits (which are subject to VAT).

So that's that!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

cakes according to law!

Thats why they are cheap,and the judge ruled that bikkies go soft when left out and cakes go hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cakes go hard if you leave them out of the packet, and biscuits go soft.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its a cake...

biscuits go soft when stale, cakes go hard when stale.

Jaffas go hard

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By *hite SnakeMan over a year ago

leeds

My cock must be cake its gone hard all by itself.

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"My cock must be cake its gone hard all by itself.

*gets killed in the stampede of cake loving women*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to work looking after celebrities on a talk show. Every time Dennis Hopper came on he'd demand that we prepare him a plate of jaffa cakes with the chocolate peeled off, a punnet of strawberries with the seeds removed, and a bottle of bourbon suspended upside down and chilled to exactly 0 degrees celsius.

Easy rider my arse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hang on just eating another pack to check.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mmmm they are quite spongey.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who cares...my favourite, yum!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"mmmm they are quite spongey.

Dip one in ya pussy then eat it. S'lovely and don't ask me how I know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you a "2bite" jaffa cake eater, or slide them in like a coin in a slot machine, whole eater,,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you a "2bite" jaffa cake eater, or slide them in like a coin in a slot machine, whole eater,,,

A WHOLE Jaffa-cake !!! thats evil lol x

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Are you a "2bite" jaffa cake eater, or slide them in like a coin in a slot machine, whole eater,,,

Full moon, half moon, total eclipse!

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Usually end up with the mini ones problem is you need 2 tubs to be vaguely satisfied

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

"Cakes, cos thats what they are called.

what she said

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By *ssentialminx2011Couple over a year ago

sheffield

WELL YA LEARN "SUMMAT NEW EVERYDAY!"lol

I also always thought "JAFFA CAKES" were a biscuit??

so ~ they're officially a cake it appears pmaol

~ do ya know if i was to tell my friends we were on a swingers site and told them i'd just found out in a forum that JAFFA CAKES WERENT A BISCUIT ~ they'd think i'd gone mental

;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gone? Gone? - that would imply that a period of sanity prevailed at an earlier point in time.

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By *ssentialminx2011Couple over a year ago

sheffield

OFGS!! ....ITS a chat forum (not an English language lesson ~get o'er ya sen!!" pmaol xx

It like the that member that corrects ppls spelling with his so called "red pen!" Jesus ~sumppl have are too much!

So cum on then miss Know~all ~what should i have written then lol ???? xAlex

;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OFGS!! ....ITS a chat forum (not an English language lesson ~get o'er ya sen!!" pmaol xx

It like the that member that corrects ppls spelling with his so called "red pen!" Jesus ~sumppl have are too much!

So cum on then miss Know~all ~what should i have written then lol ???? xAlex

;-)

Um.. I don't think you've understood my post at all. Nevermind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll be honest, "pmaol" has me beat, is it saying they are laughing and only laughing via one internet provider?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll be honest, "pmaol" has me beat, is it saying they are laughing and only laughing via one internet provider?

I'd translate it as Pissing Myself America On Line - which isn't nice considering they just had a Cat 1 hurricane blow through over there.

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