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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For those that can be bothered, there's an effort to sell oneself in here.
After all its a buyers market, where they can window shoo and select only the finest of profiles, adourned with glamours pictures and dialect promising experiences straight from Pandora' s box (the legend not Pandora from the flat above the chippy).
So for those of us who can't be arsed,the profile riders, the jaded, the ling timers, what warning signals should be displayed at the bottom of your profile?
Mine:
Really rather a quiet day on the beach or hills not having to say much as opposed to an evening galavanting. Probably a crap shag unless he can really be bothered and unless you really tick my boxes there's a good chance I'll doze off. You've been warned. |
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Don't ever get him wet. Keep him away from bright light. And the most important thing, the one thing you must never forget: no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs . . . never, never feed him after midnight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can be a right moody cow and very unsociable when pissed off. Do not mix with alcohol.
Hello where is the superman nickers lol 
You are out of luck, none to be found "
So...Batman won then? (One for the geeks). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Don't criticise his music or your out the door ,don't turn up listening to something manufactured.....but whatever your choice do not add wine ,he becomes a complete arse |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nice and sweet and kind and gentle
But cross her, and she will chop your bollocks off with a blunt table knife, and nail them to your front door"
Actually I like that...least no-one will bother me by using the door knocker  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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Contents may differ from those pictured. Serving suggestion. May be too intense for some viewers. For recreational use only. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Fragile, handle with care.
Well, as legal disclaimers go it's better than that Sydney University bollocks... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nice and sweet and kind and gentle
But cross her, and she will chop your bollocks off with a blunt table knife, and nail them to your front door"
So your going to gently cut off their bollucks smile sweetly and kindly hammer them up as a door knocker so that the postman has something nice to bang when turning up with the mail...
Ohhh errr mumble shuffle |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nice and sweet and kind and gentle
But cross her, and she will chop your bollocks off with a blunt table knife, and nail them to your front door
So your going to gently cut off their bollucks smile sweetly and kindly hammer them up as a door knocker so that the postman has something nice to bang when turning up with the mail...
Ohhh errr mumble shuffle "
Get in your cave quick |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nice and sweet and kind and gentle
But cross her, and she will chop your bollocks off with a blunt table knife, and nail them to your front door
So your going to gently cut off their bollucks smile sweetly and kindly hammer them up as a door knocker so that the postman has something nice to bang when turning up with the mail...
Ohhh errr mumble shuffle
Get in your cave quick "
Think this evolution might be s tad dangerous... |
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"Can be a right moody cow and very unsociable when pissed off. Do not mix with alcohol.
Hello where is the superman nickers lol
You are out of luck, none to be found
So...Batman won then? (One for the geeks). "
Always |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nice and sweet and kind and gentle
But cross her, and she will chop your bollocks off with a blunt table knife, and nail them to your front door"
Is that you wifey?.. |
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"Don't ever get him wet. Keep him away from bright light. And the most important thing, the one thing you must never forget: no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs . . . never, never feed him after midnight."
so your a gremlin then lol |
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