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"Just been to the supermarket to get some bananas.
Came back with a cheesecake and a bottle of merlot.
I really am useless at shopping."
Yes, you have no bananas.... you have no bananas today.
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over a year ago
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" Mmmmmm cheesecake!
To be fair, it's got some strawberries on it!"
i think you're being a bit harsh on yourself..it's important to listen to your body, and clearly yours was telling you it had plenty of potassium , but needed a little dairy and fruit! |
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By *cott73 OP Man
over a year ago
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" Mmmmmm cheesecake!
To be fair, it's got some strawberries on it!
i think you're being a bit harsh on yourself..it's important to listen to your body, and clearly yours was telling you it had plenty of potassium , but needed a little dairy and fruit! "
Wise words. |
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" Mmmmmm cheesecake!
To be fair, it's got some strawberries on it!
i think you're being a bit harsh on yourself..it's important to listen to your body, and clearly yours was telling you it had plenty of potassium , but needed a little dairy and fruit! "
And wine! |
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" Mmmmmm cheesecake!
To be fair, it's got some strawberries on it!
i think you're being a bit harsh on yourself..it's important to listen to your body, and clearly yours was telling you it had plenty of potassium , but needed a little dairy and fruit!
And wine!"
Fermented grape juice, if you're health conscious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"None of you care about the fucking monkey
He'll have to bite his nuts
Can he reach?
Hope he can't reach the cake  "
They look quite flexible, for nut biting and cake stealing |
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"None of you care about the fucking monkey
He'll have to bite his nuts
Can he reach?
Hope he can't reach the cake
They look quite flexible, for nut biting and cake stealing "
He'll have a scrap on his hands, I'm starving! |
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"Just been to the supermarket to get some bananas.
Came back with a cheesecake and a bottle of merlot.
I really am useless at shopping."
Pfft that's nowt I just come back after going in for a 4 pinta of milk and come out with 6 massive food mixers and 2 coffee machines...I'm skint now |
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"Just been to the supermarket to get some bananas.
Came back with a cheesecake and a bottle of merlot.
I really am useless at shopping.
Pfft that's nowt I just come back after going in for a 4 pinta of milk and come out with 6 massive food mixers and 2 coffee machines...I'm skint now "
That's a lot of coffee cake. |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
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I'm even more hopeless.
I went shopping late Thursday night after work. Got home put stuff away and went to bed.
Yesterday morning I couldn't find the cereal I thought I had bought. Then at lunch time I couldn't find the cheese. I put it down to tiredness. By tea time I couldn't find mince or peppers.. I must be going mad.
Checked car, found my receipt, I had bought them and left them in the car park whilst loading the boot!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just been to the supermarket to get some bananas.
Came back with a cheesecake and a bottle of merlot.
I really am useless at shopping."
Haha
That's exactly the sort of thing I do!
As soon as I walk in a supermarket it's like I've had a lobotomy and I just buy random stuff that doesn't go together.
Or I buy wine and cake - which is actually all you need |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm even more hopeless.
I went shopping late Thursday night after work. Got home put stuff away and went to bed.
Yesterday morning I couldn't find the cereal I thought I had bought. Then at lunch time I couldn't find the cheese. I put it down to tiredness. By tea time I couldn't find mince or peppers.. I must be going mad.
Checked car, found my receipt, I had bought them and left them in the car park whilst loading the boot!!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could just eat a banana spilt  I could just eat a honey rose tit
Lol fancy calling me a tit I fancy your tits
Slick 
Cheesecake update. It's very good."
Hmpf. Didn’t save me any? |
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By *cott73 OP Man
over a year ago
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"I could just eat a banana spilt I could just eat a honey rose tit
Lol fancy calling me a tit I fancy your tits
Slick
Cheesecake update. It's very good.
Hmpf. Didn’t save me any?"
There's always a slice of the pie waiting for you, Lexie |
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"Do you not just have people shop for you? I wouldn't have a clue how to food shop anymore."
I think care assistants could make a killing on fab ! I'm pretty poor at shopping too. Is it a swingers thing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you not just have people shop for you? I wouldn't have a clue how to food shop anymore."
I do my my neighbours shopping since her hubby died .she likes it as I put better things in the shopping trolley .she likes a surprise .Always chocolate and a cake included .  |
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" Mmmmmm cheesecake!
To be fair, it's got some strawberries on it!
i think you're being a bit harsh on yourself..it's important to listen to your body, and clearly yours was telling you it had plenty of potassium , but needed a little dairy and fruit!
Wise words."
I'll assist with the wine! |
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