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"Wait a minute...apparently?? How accurate is your source? My answer will change depending on your answer. "
Shock prophecies about the end of the world claim on September 23, Nibiru will appear in the skies to fulfil the biblical book of Revelations.
It has been claimed the monstrous planet – 10 times the size of Earth – will cause widespread chaos and destruction on Earth, due to its immense gravitational pull.
If it's in the bible it must be true. |
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"Wait a minute...apparently?? How accurate is your source? My answer will change depending on your answer.
Shock prophecies about the end of the world claim on September 23, Nibiru will appear in the skies to fulfil the biblical book of Revelations.
It has been claimed the monstrous planet – 10 times the size of Earth – will cause widespread chaos and destruction on Earth, due to its immense gravitational pull.
If it's in the bible it must be true."
Thank you.
In that case, my neighbour will be seeing me call at her door with just a towel around me in about 30 mins time.  |
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"Wait a minute...apparently?? How accurate is your source? My answer will change depending on your answer.
Shock prophecies about the end of the world claim on September 23, Nibiru will appear in the skies to fulfil the biblical book of Revelations.
It has been claimed the monstrous planet – 10 times the size of Earth – will cause widespread chaos and destruction on Earth, due to its immense gravitational pull.
If it's in the bible it must be true."
Do we know the time approximately |
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"Wait a minute...apparently?? How accurate is your source? My answer will change depending on your answer.
Shock prophecies about the end of the world claim on September 23, Nibiru will appear in the skies to fulfil the biblical book of Revelations.
It has been claimed the monstrous planet – 10 times the size of Earth – will cause widespread chaos and destruction on Earth, due to its immense gravitational pull.
If it's in the bible it must be true."
I think this has been going to happen quite a few times even since my birth though?
People (usually chaps) have always been prophesising the end of the world. It's a little like prophesising your own or someone else's death - do it thousands of times and one day you just might be right!
As to what would I do - spend the time with my loved ones like most people - and eat a LOT of chocolate! |
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"Wait a minute...apparently?? How accurate is your source? My answer will change depending on your answer.
Shock prophecies about the end of the world claim on September 23, Nibiru will appear in the skies to fulfil the biblical book of Revelations.
It has been claimed the monstrous planet – 10 times the size of Earth – will cause widespread chaos and destruction on Earth, due to its immense gravitational pull.
If it's in the bible it must be true.
Do we know the time approximately "
I think it starts after the lottery draw. Somebody's lucky numbers will be up. |
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"Wait a minute...apparently?? How accurate is your source? My answer will change depending on your answer.
Shock prophecies about the end of the world claim on September 23, Nibiru will appear in the skies to fulfil the biblical book of Revelations.
It has been claimed the monstrous planet – 10 times the size of Earth – will cause widespread chaos and destruction on Earth, due to its immense gravitational pull.
If it's in the bible it must be true."
Its not in the Bible, any where I know I have read it! |
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"Wait a minute...apparently?? How accurate is your source? My answer will change depending on your answer.
Shock prophecies about the end of the world claim on September 23, Nibiru will appear in the skies to fulfil the biblical book of Revelations.
It has been claimed the monstrous planet – 10 times the size of Earth – will cause widespread chaos and destruction on Earth, due to its immense gravitational pull.
If it's in the bible it must be true."
This seems great...until you notice that it actually isn't in the bible! |
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Don't worry, America will sort it .They like saving the world and all that jazz. We can just sit back and drink tea/shave our legs and look thankful later  |
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"Wait a minute...apparently?? How accurate is your source? My answer will change depending on your answer.
Shock prophecies about the end of the world claim on September 23, Nibiru will appear in the skies to fulfil the biblical book of Revelations.
It has been claimed the monstrous planet – 10 times the size of Earth – will cause widespread chaos and destruction on Earth, due to its immense gravitational pull.
If it's in the bible it must be true.
This seems great...until you notice that it actually isn't in the bible!"
Some loose reference in Revelations, a star called Wormwood.
I've not read the bible myself. |
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"Don't worry, America will sort it .They like saving the world and all that jazz. We can just sit back and drink tea/shave our legs and look thankful later "
Have you seen Team America?
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"Don't worry, America will sort it .They like saving the world and all that jazz. We can just sit back and drink tea/shave our legs and look thankful later
Have you seen Team America?
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Haha well yes, I was hoping for more of a Bruce Willis, Will Smith type combo really . Perhaps I should go and have sex with the neighbour just incase  |
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"Don't worry, America will sort it .They like saving the world and all that jazz. We can just sit back and drink tea/shave our legs and look thankful later "
God bless America, I'll get the razor back out! |
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"Wait a minute...apparently?? How accurate is your source? My answer will change depending on your answer.
Shock prophecies about the end of the world claim on September 23, Nibiru will appear in the skies to fulfil the biblical book of Revelations.
It has been claimed the monstrous planet – 10 times the size of Earth – will cause widespread chaos and destruction on Earth, due to its immense gravitational pull.
If it's in the bible it must be true.
This seems great...until you notice that it actually isn't in the bible!
Some loose reference in Revelations, a star called Wormwood.
I've not read the bible myself."
Wormwood is a plant not a planet though apparently chernobyl translationto eEnglish is wormwood! |
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"Wait a minute...apparently?? How accurate is your source? My answer will change depending on your answer.
Shock prophecies about the end of the world claim on September 23, Nibiru will appear in the skies to fulfil the biblical book of Revelations.
It has been claimed the monstrous planet – 10 times the size of Earth – will cause widespread chaos and destruction on Earth, due to its immense gravitational pull.
If it's in the bible it must be true.
This seems great...until you notice that it actually isn't in the bible!
Some loose reference in Revelations, a star called Wormwood.
I've not read the bible myself.
Wormwood is a plant not a planet though apparently chernobyl translationto eEnglish is wormwood! "
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It hasn't ended yet. Although here in the desolate wastelands of the east midlands we're about 20 years behind the times so the world will end for us in about 2037, just after we're due to get fast broadband  |
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"Off to cancel next week's flights...
Can I get a refund
No and you will be fined for not turning up, end of world is no excuse... 
*See Conditions 'Acts of God'"
Shabbat Shalom |
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"Don't worry, America will sort it .They like saving the world and all that jazz. We can just sit back and drink tea/shave our legs and look thankful later "
Shave my legs 
Think I'd rather sit and wait for the world to end...
And have a wee Bush |
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"Better not be ...ive got a social to go to later
Ditto!
I'm not shaving my legs for the world to end! "
Well shave your fanny instead, and spend your last moments alive with me  |
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"Don't worry, America will sort it .They like saving the world and all that jazz. We can just sit back and drink tea/shave our legs and look thankful later
Shave my legs
Think I'd rather sit and wait for the world to end...
And have a wee Bush "
Just up to the knees then ? |
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"Have we lost anyone yet?!
Still waiting 
Must be a bunch of people on a mountain top somewhere, ready to sacrifice themselves for us all
Skipping naked around a campfire reciting poetry?"
They're the ones yes . Drink the magic potion at 7pm and they'll be saved  |
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"Have we lost anyone yet?!
Still waiting
Must be a bunch of people on a mountain top somewhere, ready to sacrifice themselves for us all
Skipping naked around a campfire reciting poetry?
They're the ones yes . Drink the magic potion at 7pm and they'll be saved "
They're the chosen ones |
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Not the best news I’ve heard all day. Well, I’m spending tonight with the GF at the Mnc Social so it’ll all end with a G&T in my hand and a hottie on my arm. I could think of worse ways to kick the bucket.  |
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"Don't worry, America will sort it .They like saving the world and all that jazz. We can just sit back and drink tea/shave our legs and look thankful later
Shave my legs
Think I'd rather sit and wait for the world to end...
And have a wee Bush
Just up to the knees then ? "
You sure there's enough time left to shave anything..
After all if we only have a couple of hours until oblivion... |
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Lol I told my kids about this end of the USA,thay then told everyone in school it was all over there mum and dad going mad? Because all the kids was shiting it lol |
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"Postponed till October 15th apparently...
Its the end of the world you just don't go around postponing that sort of thing! Lol"
You do if you're doom merchants... |
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"Postponed till October 15th apparently...
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Sorry dahlings, I can't possible manage the 15th, if you are really quick I gave half an hour on the 14th? Otherwise it will just have to wait, talk to my social secretary they can slot it in somewhere.  |
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"Postponed till October 15th apparently...
Sorry dahlings, I can't possible manage the 15th, if you are really quick I gave half an hour on the 14th? Otherwise it will just have to wait, talk to my social secretary they can slot it in somewhere. "
Haha
Well with less than a week left to live I'll be cancelling everything and doing everyone and everything |
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