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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When you're sat in the front room of a lady's apartment in Kensington, she's walking around with her fake breasts popping out of her top and butt implants bursting out of her skirt and all you can think about is how much she must be paying to stay in such a nice place in an affluent area |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I automatically assumed that she'd paid for them all herself... Anyway back to the original thread, I don't think your mind wandering in this way is a sign of getting too old for Fab - it could be seen as developing a talent for multi-tasking! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Breasts & butt implants = paid for
Place in affluent area = paid for
Seeing the correlation here?
You saying some man has bought those attitudes for her?
*attitudes?! What! 
Attridutes"
Keep going  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Breasts & butt implants = paid for
Place in affluent area = paid for
Seeing the correlation here?
You saying some man has bought those attitudes for her?
*attitudes?! What!
Attridutes
Keep going "
Wrong face  |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
* When I look at some of the profile ages & realise I have shirts older than them.
* When I see new profiles kvetching about not getting a Meet immediately on here & think, "I've stood longer in the queue at Tesco's".
* When I'm reading folks Verification Lists & realise I've not been out the house in months. |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
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Walking through the city centre in the middle of December and a young lady walks passed in a short skirt and vest top (it's Newcastle) and all I can think is she should put a coat on before catches a cold. |
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"I automatically assumed that she'd paid for them all herself... Anyway back to the original thread, I don't think your mind wandering in this way is a sign of getting too old for Fab - it could be seen as developing a talent for multi-tasking! "
To be honest, when you are in Kensington, most of the women are speaking Russian.
So to be fair I would assume it's all paid for... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those Saturday nights that i can’t be bothered to go out because it’s raining  Old
Or when Strictly starts.... "
Haha it’s not for me but get where you’re coming from |
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"When you're sat in the front room of a lady's apartment in Kensington, she's walking around with her fake breasts popping out of her top and butt implants bursting out of her skirt and all you can think about is how much she must be paying to stay in such a nice place in an affluent area "
Nosey bugger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your 'sexy' photos become 'dressed for the weather' photos and the lucky recipient agrees  
Peach x"
I'm always concerned about keeping a woman at a certain temperature. See above.
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"Breasts & butt implants = paid for
Place in affluent area = paid for
Seeing the correlation here?
You saying some man has bought those attitudes for her?
*attitudes?! What!
Attridutes
Keep going "
Oh I give up,I'm getting old. Attributes |
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"Show gorgeous profile pic of young lady in the bath but all I think about was how rough her tile grouting looked!
I always check the grouting! "
I saw 1 of an untidy wire hung around a door frame earlier. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you're usually 5-10 years above the maximum age range of lasses preferences that you're interested in....
No wait....I'm not getting too old...they're getting younger!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think as you get older you become more wiser and fussy .You know what you want and if the temptation isn't there.We choose night in ,film and takeaway .This is what I'm like anyway .
Rather be alone than make do just for sake of it .  |
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"Walking through the city centre in the middle of December and a young lady walks passed in a short skirt and vest top (it's Newcastle) and all I can think is she should put a coat on before catches a cold."
Yep. I've seen this myself whilst out in the Toon. Those Geordie lasses are well 'ard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walking through the city centre in the middle of December and a young lady walks passed in a short skirt and vest top (it's Newcastle) and all I can think is she should put a coat on before catches a cold.
Yep. I've seen this myself whilst out in the Toon. Those Geordie lasses are well 'ard. "
Cause it's cold all year round it makes us hard  |
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"Walking through the city centre in the middle of December and a young lady walks passed in a short skirt and vest top (it's Newcastle) and all I can think is she should put a coat on before catches a cold.
Yep. I've seen this myself whilst out in the Toon. Those Geordie lasses are well 'ard.
Cause it's cold all year round it makes us hard "
I'm from Yorkshire and it's positively balmy here - what's my excuse? |
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"Show gorgeous profile pic of young lady in the bath but all I think about was how rough her tile grouting looked!
I always check the grouting!
I saw 1 of an untidy wire hung around a door frame earlier."
I saw some wires today in one and hoped a Christmas wire tamer product ad would be seen by them, so they don't get into problems.
The wires were more interesting than the profile owner though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you have the option of fucking a hot young thing or staying at home alone in pj's with wine.
And you choose the latter.
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Yep, I'd prefer the latter too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You get on your knees to give a blowjob and can't get back up.
You won't consider floor sex as it's too hard on the knees, even with a cushion.
You ride cowgirl style and your thighs burn for a fortnight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walking through the city centre in the middle of December and a young lady walks passed in a short skirt and vest top (it's Newcastle) and all I can think is she should put a coat on before catches a cold.
Yep. I've seen this myself whilst out in the Toon. Those Geordie lasses are well 'ard.
Cause it's cold all year round it makes us hard
I'm from Yorkshire and it's positively balmy here - what's my excuse? "
It's not that far away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You get on your knees to give a blowjob and can't get back up.
You won't consider floor sex as it's too hard on the knees, even with a cushion.
You ride cowgirl style and your thighs burn for a fortnight."
Pmsl |
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good grief, I'm getting old. 
