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over a year ago
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Just watched a few early episode's of misfits. 1st couple of series were great. Love the bizarre and useless super powers some of them ended up with. So, what bizarre and useless super power would you like and why?
I'd like to cry jelly babies, then I could feed the world  |
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"Id like the super power of giving zero fucks so I was happy all the time!
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I like this one! But I think Id have to go with being able to eat as much as I want without it making me bloated/fat  |
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"I'm greedy. I'd like two things. Mind reading and teleportation
I'd like to teleport you to my bed  
Can I have your pizza then?
You can have a slice "
Oh come on, just a slice! I'll let you have some of my jelly babies. Any way, you shouldn't eat pizza and partake in sex at the same time...it's not good for the digestion! |
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There are some that would argue, me included, that being able to find your remote control, get your USB the right way round and, will the creases out of your trousers aren't really super powers and as a consequence have no benefit to society! Unlike the ability cum chocolate or sneeze pizza...Just saying! |
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Love love loved misfits
My super power would be simple - to stop time for those around me, in stopping time I could go about getting my way with whoever took my fancy, whenever and where ever I happened upon them. L |
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Conventionally I'd love the ability to read, write and converse in any language, to time travel and to fly.
But if we're talking bizarre superpowers I want to be like Samantha the witch in Betwitched and bring forth instantly unpleasant (but not life threatening) 'serves you right' type consequences upon any nasty, rude, selfish, entitled people I encountered with a mere twitch of my nose |
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"Conventionally I'd love the ability to read, write and converse in any language, to time travel and to fly.
But if we're talking bizarre superpowers I want to be like Samantha the witch in Betwitched and bring forth instantly unpleasant (but not life threatening) 'serves you right' type consequences upon any nasty, rude, selfish, entitled people I encountered with a mere twitch of my nose "
Are you my ex wife?  |
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"Conventionally I'd love the ability to read, write and converse in any language, to time travel and to fly.
But if we're talking bizarre superpowers I want to be like Samantha the witch in Betwitched and bring forth instantly unpleasant (but not life threatening) 'serves you right' type consequences upon any nasty, rude, selfish, entitled people I encountered with a mere twitch of my nose
Are you my ex wife? "
You'd better hope not because if I *could* cast spells my bastard ex-husband wouldn't know what had hit him  |
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"Conventionally I'd love the ability to read, write and converse in any language, to time travel and to fly.
But if we're talking bizarre superpowers I want to be like Samantha the witch in Betwitched and bring forth instantly unpleasant (but not life threatening) 'serves you right' type consequences upon any nasty, rude, selfish, entitled people I encountered with a mere twitch of my nose
Are you my ex wife?
You'd better hope not because if I *could* cast spells my bastard ex-husband wouldn't know what had hit him "
You're not then, mine makes sure I know exactly what hits me. |
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"Id like the super power of giving zero fucks so I was happy all the time!
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Could come in handy if we have to kill someone while on a mission! Make sure you bring the carpet bag with the lampstand in it. You never know when it will come in handy! |
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"Id like the super power of giving zero fucks so I was happy all the time!
Could come in handy if we have to kill someone while on a mission! Make sure you bring the carpet bag with the lampstand in it. You never know when it will come in handy!"
No - I wont be going on missions ffs!
I'll be too busy not caring about anything and loving life
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"Id like the super power of giving zero fucks so I was happy all the time!
Could come in handy if we have to kill someone while on a mission! Make sure you bring the carpet bag with the lampstand in it. You never know when it will come in handy!
No - I wont be going on missions ffs!
I'll be too busy not caring about anything and loving life
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Well you wont be needing your carpet bag then will you, Mary Fucking Popins So...we'll take that |
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