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Dear Deidre,
Over the past few years I seem to have developed an allergy to attractive women. Especially those with very little clothing on. When I see an attractive woman my penis swells and tends to leak a little clear liquid. I'm In extreme cases an explosion of a white puss like substance exudes in large volumes from the tip and I am left feeling weak at the knees.
Is there anyway of curing this terrible affliction?
Regards
Anon (ok...its me) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Diedrie,
I met this man, he's not very good looking but he has a nice cock. We were playing nicely until some silly Welsh woman pinched him. He pretends he's rich but he's nearly bankrupt. I think about his cock all day long and its very frustrating coz now I got nobody to have sex with. I am thinking about going to his house, and throwing myself at his feet and cling to his ankles pleading for a shag. What should I do? XXX |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
Dear dierdre
I am currently in gdansk in Poland, and I have taken a like to polish blonde women, is it wrong that I find out the polish for fancy a fuck and does your friend play as well, and work my charming English behaviour 
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Dear Deirdre
I am currently in a desperate situation, met a wonderful lady who took me back to my home.
She asked if I'd mind being tied up to bed as it's something she loves to do and I would get great pleasure in return ..well I did and she promptly tied me up , then fucked off with my wallet.
Should I ask for a second date .
Writing this with a pen between my toes
Your ..idiot |
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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago
coventry..ish |
"Dear Diedrie,
I met this man, he's not very good looking but he has a nice cock. We were playing nicely until some silly Welsh woman pinched him. He pretends he's rich but he's nearly bankrupt. I think about his cock all day long and its very frustrating coz now I got nobody to have sex with. I am thinking about going to his house, and throwing myself at his feet and cling to his ankles pleading for a shag. What should I do? XXX"
when you say'feet'is that including his cock?! |
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"Dear dierdre
I am currently in gdansk in Poland, and I have taken a like to polish blonde women, is it wrong that I find out the polish for fancy a fuck and does your friend play as well, and work my charming English behaviour
Answers by wizzair"
ochote pieprzyc i czy twój przyjaciel gra równiez?  |
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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago
coventry..ish |
Dear Deirdre
I was recently made bankrupt,I met this wonderful lady but thought she was only interested in my cock,so I decided to end it and get together with a more gullible lady who thinks I'm a millionaire,I can't decide to either let her down gently and go back to the cock crazy one or just stick it out with miss gullible.
Please help. |
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"Dear Diedrie,
I met this man, he's not very good looking but he has a nice cock. We were playing nicely until some silly Welsh woman pinched him. He pretends he's rich but he's nearly bankrupt. I think about his cock all day long and its very frustrating coz now I got nobody to have sex with. I am thinking about going to his house, and throwing myself at his feet and cling to his ankles pleading for a shag. What should I do? XXX"
Well. That is a quandary. But I'm sure there are plenty more fish in the sea. Ones whom are more affluent... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Deirdre
I was recently made bankrupt,I met this wonderful lady but thought she was only interested in my cock,so I decided to end it and get together with a more gullible lady who thinks I'm a millionaire,I can't decide to either let her down gently and go back to the cock crazy one or just stick it out with miss gullible.
Please help."
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