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"what would you do for fifty quid ?
Id sing at someones wedding for £50
If you can nail Garbage's 'You look so fine' ill give you £50 lol"
never even heard of it.. i sing all sorts though |
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"what would you do for fifty quid ?
Show you one buttock
£25 and its a deal"
£25 buys you a finger poke down the middle of my cleavage with your eyes shut........
Two ups n two downs.......NO two downs n two ups ..... no sniffin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what would you do for fifty quid ?
Show you one buttock
£25 and its a deal
£25 buys you a finger poke down the middle of my cleavage with your eyes shut........
Two ups n two downs.......NO two downs n two ups ..... no sniffin."
do u have smelly tits? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what would you do for fifty quid ?
Id sing at someones wedding for £50
If you can nail Garbage's 'You look so fine' ill give you £50 lol
never even heard of it.. i sing all sorts though"
Its one of my all time favourite songs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kvXfNoTjsY |
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"what would you do for fifty quid ?
Id sing at someones wedding for £50
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If we decided to take our wedding vows again, and have a reception....
I'll pay you £50 NOT to sing at our wedding....how's that sound?
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"what would you do for fifty quid ?
Show you one buttock
£25 and its a deal
£25 buys you a finger poke down the middle of my cleavage with your eyes shut........
Two ups n two downs.......NO two downs n two ups ..... no sniffin.
do u have smelly tits?"
Is that not normal ??
Pssssst ...Don't say tits to your Granny!
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"what would you do for fifty quid ?
Id sing at someones wedding for £50
If we decided to take our wedding vows again, and have a reception....
I'll pay you £50 NOT to sing at our wedding....how's that sound?
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Jane! I'll not do it ! That's fifty please.
Now go in the diary rooom n moan |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what would you do for fifty quid ?
Id sing at someones wedding for £50
If we decided to take our wedding vows again, and have a reception....
I'll pay you £50 NOT to sing at our wedding....how's that sound?
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she can only hit the high notes if im doing her from behind...so its another £50 if u want quality |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what would you do for fifty quid ?
Show you one buttock
£25 and its a deal
£25 buys you a finger poke down the middle of my cleavage with your eyes shut........
Two ups n two downs.......NO two downs n two ups ..... no sniffin.
do u have smelly tits?
Is that not normal ??
Pssssst ...Don't say tits to your Granny!
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thats why i call ya crumpet.....for ma trumpet x
nb smelly tits, theres a website for support and advice |
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"what would you do for fifty quid ?
Id sing at someones wedding for £50
If we decided to take our wedding vows again, and have a reception....
I'll pay you £50 NOT to sing at our wedding....how's that sound?
Jane! I'll not do it ! That's fifty please.
Now go in the diary rooom n moan"
I'm going in the diary room and asking the public to vote me out.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what would you do for fifty quid ?
Id sing at someones wedding for £50
If we decided to take our wedding vows again, and have a reception....
I'll pay you £50 NOT to sing at our wedding....how's that sound?
"
£50 for doing fuck all.. hardly gonna say no am i |
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"what would you do for fifty quid ?
Id sing at someones wedding for £50
If we decided to take our wedding vows again, and have a reception....
I'll pay you £50 NOT to sing at our wedding....how's that sound?
£50 for doing fuck all.. hardly gonna say no am i "
Sod it....you will have to mime to get your £50.
And all the pasties you can eat....coz it will be a traditional Devon wedding!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what would you do for fifty quid ?
Id sing at someones wedding for £50
If we decided to take our wedding vows again, and have a reception....
I'll pay you £50 NOT to sing at our wedding....how's that sound?
£50 for doing fuck all.. hardly gonna say no am i
Sod it....you will have to mime to get your £50.
And all the pasties you can eat....coz it will be a traditional Devon wedding!
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Jane im fat enough without eating pasties lol |
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"what would you do for fifty quid ?
Show you one buttock
£25 and its a deal
£25 buys you a finger poke down the middle of my cleavage with your eyes shut........
Two ups n two downs.......NO two downs n two ups ..... no sniffin.
do u have smelly tits?
Is that not normal ??
Pssssst ...Don't say tits to your Granny!
thats why i call ya crumpet.....for ma trumpet x
nb smelly tits, theres a website for support and advice"
Jings Crivvens help ma boab |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what would you do for fifty quid ?"
I'd say, thank you very much! You just offered it in writing and that's a legal binding contract, tip up monkey boy!! |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"Ohhhh yes 
tart,tut tut tut.
oh come on saucy...get yours out for the girls
you blow it up peaches,and i'll get it out.
Ooooo i can do that ok "
happy days,i'll just have a wee look for it.
even happier days,i'm gettin a stiffy. |
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"Ohhhh yes
tart,tut tut tut.
oh come on saucy...get yours out for the girls
you blow it up peaches,and i'll get it out.
Ooooo i can do that ok
happy days,i'll just have a wee look for it.
even happier days,i'm gettin a stiffy. "
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FOR £50 ~ you could have an Indian Head massage OR Reflexology treatment,a Swedish back neck and shoulder massge,with an Aromatherapy Facial & mini Reiki~Healing to complete (Cum on then FAB peeps~ "beat that one?" if ya can LOL
AND B4 YOU GUYS ASK pmaol ~"there's NO wank at the end !!";-) xxx |
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