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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are you bored ? 
Feck me he asked to be cheered up and in steps Victor Meldrew 
And you think your posting in his thread is going to help....
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More then you yer grumpy old git  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Two nuns are driving down a winding road in Transylvania, long after the sun has set.
Mother Superior sits in the passenger's seat, and Sister Carlotta sits in the driver's seat. They are driving along in relative silence when all of a sudden a vampire lands on the hood of the car and snarls at them, baring his teeth.
"Oh no! Mother Superior! What shall we do? There's a vampire on the hood of the car!" asked Sister Carlotta.
"Honk the horn my dear, let's see if that will get rid of him" replied the Mother Superior. Sister Carlotta did as she was instructed, the horn blared loudly but the vampire did not leave.
"Oh no, Mother Superior, the vampire remains, whatever shall we do now?" Sister Carlotta asked.
"Try using the wiper blades, that may scare him off." Mother Superior replied. Sister Carlotta diligently followed the instructions, but the vampire was still on the hood of the car.
"This is just terrible! How will we escape?" Sister Carlotta's voice was shaky and nervous.
"Well, my dear, try showing him your cross." Mother Superior suggested.
Sister Carlotta rolled down the window, leaned out and yelled, "GET OFF THE FUCKING CAR!!!"
Hope that cheers you up OP  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bored at home day off work.. anyone willing to cheer me up 
Put The News on and see how bad some people have it around the world right now.
Perhaps it's never been so good to be from Hull."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No as I'm poorly and can't walk so cheer me up .come do my housework if your bored
I'll do it !!
Hoover and iron ? "
Ive seen your pictures!!!I'll even make dinner! |
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