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How do you get shot of a duvet?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.
Did the they take it? Did they hell.
So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.
Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.
Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny
Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?  |
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"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.
Did the they take it? Did they hell.
So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.
Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.
Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny
Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow? "
Good luck you sneaky girl you ! I take mine to the tip. There are receptacles for them there. I did hear once that red cross etc wanted them but you can't get rid of them for love nor money.
P.S. If it comes back this week , do what I do and cut them up and dispose of in slices as if you've murdered it. |
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over a year ago
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"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.
Did the they take it? Did they hell.
So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.
Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.
Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny
Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?
Good luck you sneaky girl you ! I take mine to the tip. There are receptacles for them there. I did hear once that red cross etc wanted them but you can't get rid of them for love nor money.
P.S. If it comes back this week , do what I do and cut them up and dispose of in slices as if you've murdered it."
Now that's a good idea  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.
Did the they take it? Did they hell.
So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.
Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.
Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny
Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?
Good luck you sneaky girl you ! I take mine to the tip. There are receptacles for them there. I did hear once that red cross etc wanted them but you can't get rid of them for love nor money.
P.S. If it comes back this week , do what I do and cut them up and dispose of in slices as if you've murdered it.
Now that's a good idea "
Or use it to wrap an actually body in. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.
Did the they take it? Did they hell.
So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.
Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.
Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny
Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow?
Good luck you sneaky girl you ! I take mine to the tip. There are receptacles for them there. I did hear once that red cross etc wanted them but you can't get rid of them for love nor money.
P.S. If it comes back this week , do what I do and cut them up and dispose of in slices as if you've murdered it.
Now that's a good idea
Or use it to wrap an actually body in. "
Note for future...never try to put a body in a quilt to dispose of it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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rollit up as tightas you can - put it into a black binbag and then into normal rubbish bin - my ex father in law got rid of a whole greenhouse over months - another random bit of useless info |
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"rollit up as tightas you can - put it into a black binbag and then into normal rubbish bin - my ex father in law got rid of a whole greenhouse over months - another random bit of useless info "
I knew someone who got rig of a 3 piece suite that way  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"rollit up as tightas you can - put it into a black binbag and then into normal rubbish bin - my ex father in law got rid of a whole greenhouse over months - another random bit of useless info "
It's as tight as you can get now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"rollit up as tightas you can - put it into a black binbag and then into normal rubbish bin - my ex father in law got rid of a whole greenhouse over months - another random bit of useless info
It's as tight as you can get now "
is it disguised tho - as in put into a black binbag so you cant see wht it is |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Another way is to cut it up and make pet beds from it. Then give them to pet shelters
Once smaller they will wash in a machine."
Wouldn't it need sewing up? Bugger that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.
Did the they take it? Did they hell.
So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.
Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.
Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny
Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow? "
that's funny |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"rollit up as tightas you can - put it into a black binbag and then into normal rubbish bin - my ex father in law got rid of a whole greenhouse over months - another random bit of useless info
It's as tight as you can get now
is it disguised tho - as in put into a black binbag so you cant see wht it is"
Aw bugger no it is one of then clear ones I get off my mate doh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.
Did the they take it? Did they hell.
So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.
Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.
Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny
Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow? that's funny "
You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.
Did the they take it? Did they hell.
So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.
Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.
Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny
Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow? that's funny
You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you "
I think I would though, it's funny, I just wish I could of seen your expressions |
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"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.
Did the they take it? Did they hell.
So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.
Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.
Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny
Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow? that's funny
You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you "
After the trouble we trying rid ourselves of a giant dildo a duvet is child's play. |
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"serious answer, would an animal shelter have any use for it for dog or cat bedding?
Whole duvets tend not to useful to them as they are too big to wash easily."
that's true. I cut the last one we wanted rid of up and used some of it to make cushions for the garden and some to make cushions for the cat. |
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"serious answer, would an animal shelter have any use for it for dog or cat bedding?
Whole duvets tend not to useful to them as they are too big to wash easily."
... and the animals can pick holes in them and ch*ke on the stuffing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"serious answer, would an animal shelter have any use for it for dog or cat bedding?
Whole duvets tend not to useful to them as they are too big to wash easily.
that's true. I cut the last one we wanted rid of up and used some of it to make cushions for the garden and some to make cushions for the cat."
Clever bears  |
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"serious answer, would an animal shelter have any use for it for dog or cat bedding?
Whole duvets tend not to useful to them as they are too big to wash easily.
that's true. I cut the last one we wanted rid of up and used some of it to make cushions for the garden and some to make cushions for the cat."
Perfect use, but if one is a non sewer I guess it's not an option.
Unless people on Facebook take them to make beds for animal shelters? |
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"serious answer, would an animal shelter have any use for it for dog or cat bedding?
Whole duvets tend not to useful to them as they are too big to wash easily.
that's true. I cut the last one we wanted rid of up and used some of it to make cushions for the garden and some to make cushions for the cat. Clever bears "
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"serious answer, would an animal shelter have any use for it for dog or cat bedding?
Whole duvets tend not to useful to them as they are too big to wash easily.
that's true. I cut the last one we wanted rid of up and used some of it to make cushions for the garden and some to make cushions for the cat.
Perfect use, but if one is a non sewer I guess it's not an option.
Unless people on Facebook take them to make beds for animal shelters?"
Well our cats have always snuck on to the bed when there's a duvet on it and made themselves very comfortable so I thought I'd supply them with their own and put it on the chair I put in the greenhouse just for them. Not that I pander to them or anything |
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By *oxesMan
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.
Did the they take it? Did they hell.
So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.
Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.
Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny
Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow? "
This random rant has made my day. |
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"Not that I pander to them or anything
I think if one has pets one should look after them as best as one can
Agreed!
And that includes not feeing them junk food "
Wouldn't dream of it. I don't eat rubbish and wouldn't expect them to. |
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Getting back to the subject of disposing of a duvet. Have you considered fashioning a very warm and eco friendly overcoat from your unwanted duvet? How about making several dozen pairs of cosy slippers, leg warmers or even a stylish hat or two? You could be the envy of all your friends if you made a pair of snug trousers. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Getting back to the subject of disposing of a duvet. Have you considered fashioning a very warm and eco friendly overcoat from your unwanted duvet? How about making several dozen pairs of cosy slippers, leg warmers or even a stylish hat or two? You could be the envy of all your friends if you made a pair of snug trousers. "
Now bugger off...you know I can't sew |
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"Getting back to the subject of disposing of a duvet. Have you considered fashioning a very warm and eco friendly overcoat from your unwanted duvet? How about making several dozen pairs of cosy slippers, leg warmers or even a stylish hat or two? You could be the envy of all your friends if you made a pair of snug trousers.
Now bugger off...you know I can't sew"
What's wrong with staples? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're probably supposed to take them to the tip or something, rather than sneak them into landfill "
Take them to a dog rescue centre.....they use them as bedding and are glad to receive them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Put it in neighbours bin 
Thats what I do when I need to dispose of excess refuse.....
Wait until everyone has put their bins out..... Then do some ninja bag drops......
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And when it doesn't go...neighbours already know I'm trying to get shot of it...I'll look a right twat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Getting back to the subject of disposing of a duvet. Have you considered fashioning a very warm and eco friendly overcoat from your unwanted duvet? How about making several dozen pairs of cosy slippers, leg warmers or even a stylish hat or two? You could be the envy of all your friends if you made a pair of snug trousers.
Now bugger off...you know I can't sew
What's wrong with staples?"
Now that's a new one...would they work? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're probably supposed to take them to the tip or something, rather than sneak them into landfill
Take them to a dog rescue centre.....they use them as bedding and are glad to receive them."
Been told they are too big for them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.
Did the they take it? Did they hell.
So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.
Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.
Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny
Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow? that's funny
You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you
After the trouble we trying rid ourselves of a giant dildo a duvet is child's play."
Can we forget the duvet just for a minute! I am more interested in how you got rid of the giant dildo? I'm guessing that car boot sales or generously donating to the local charity shop weren't options! |
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Cut in half or quarters, and seal up edges with that iron on adhesive stuff you get everywhere for hemming trousers and stuff. Or buy cheap cushion covers, shred the duvet and use to fill the cushion covers. Pet and homeless shelters take cushions as well as blankets as do charity shops. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're probably supposed to take them to the tip or something, rather than sneak them into landfill
I'm trying to recycle it "
To the kocal refuse centre with it.
Sunderland council are very fussy as to what goes in the rwcycle bin so i guess other councils are too.
Good on yer for recycling like |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.
Did the they take it? Did they hell.
So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.
Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.
Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny
Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow? that's funny
You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you
After the trouble we trying rid ourselves of a giant dildo a duvet is child's play."
Do tell how you got shot of this? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You're probably supposed to take them to the tip or something, rather than sneak them into landfill
I'm trying to recycle it
To the kocal refuse centre with it.
Sunderland council are very fussy as to what goes in the rwcycle bin so i guess other councils are too.
Good on yer for recycling like "
See that's the thing...I'm trying to reduce the carbon footprint as our local tip is a 20 mile round trip. ..plus I'm a tight bugger |
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"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.
Did the they take it? Did they hell.
So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.
Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.
Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny
Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow? that's funny
You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you
After the trouble we trying rid ourselves of a giant dildo a duvet is child's play.
Can we forget the duvet just for a minute! I am more interested in how you got rid of the giant dildo? I'm guessing that car boot sales or generously donating to the local charity shop weren't options!"
why not pmsl the look on some old woman face wud be priceless |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"im in a need to know space right now - did the binmen take it"
Thats what i want to know cant go to work till i know wonder if thats a good excuse for being late |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im in a need to know space right now - did the binmen take itThats what i want to know cant go to work till i know wonder if thats a good excuse for being late "
hit work with the truth - |
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By *a72Man
over a year ago
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Fingers crossed you get shot of the duvet soon Miss Dominatrix. I am dealing with a terrible dilemma myself at the moment I have 2 tubs of butter open at the same time in the fridge and now don't know which one to use up first!! |
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"Fingers crossed you get shot of the duvet soon Miss Dominatrix. I am dealing with a terrible dilemma myself at the moment I have 2 tubs of butter open at the same time in the fridge and now don't know which one to use up first!!"
The quandary of prioritising by best before date or amount left in the tub |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take it to your local laundry for a service wash and don't bother picking it up.... 
Round trip 10 miles...carbon footprint Dear boy "
Ok wrap a dead body in it and leave it in the back lane |
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"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.
Did the they take it? Did they hell.
So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.
Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.
Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny
Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow? that's funny
You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you
After the trouble we trying rid ourselves of a giant dildo a duvet is child's play.
Can we forget the duvet just for a minute! I am more interested in how you got rid of the giant dildo? I'm guessing that car boot sales or generously donating to the local charity shop weren't options!"
No, they weren't. I think the damn thing is still in a suitcase in the loft unless Mr N took it to the tip when we moved. Helpful fab forum contributors made some absolutely useless suggestions such as use it as a Christmas tree or put it in a really elderly ladies dustbin. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Take it to your local laundry for a service wash and don't bother picking it up....
Round trip 10 miles...carbon footprint Dear boy
Ok wrap a dead body in it and leave it in the back lane "
Are you volunteering to be said body |
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By *a72Man
over a year ago
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"Fingers crossed you get shot of the duvet soon Miss Dominatrix. I am dealing with a terrible dilemma myself at the moment I have 2 tubs of butter open at the same time in the fridge and now don't know which one to use up first!!
The quandary of prioritising by best before date or amount left in the tub "
About same amount left in both, My nephew came over made a bacon sandwich and opened a fresh tub! as you know the date runs out on these bastards so quickly.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Take it to your local laundry for a service wash and don't bother picking it up....
Round trip 10 miles...carbon footprint Dear boy
Ok wrap a dead body in it and leave it in the back lane
Are you volunteering to be said body "
Hey honcho it's not my problem.....
People would pay vast sums of money to own my used bedding |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Take it to your local laundry for a service wash and don't bother picking it up....
Round trip 10 miles...carbon footprint Dear boy
Ok wrap a dead body in it and leave it in the back lane
Are you volunteering to be said body
Hey honcho it's not my problem.....
People would pay vast sums of money to own my used bedding "
After you've taken the cobwebs off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Fingers crossed you get shot of the duvet soon Miss Dominatrix. I am dealing with a terrible dilemma myself at the moment I have 2 tubs of butter open at the same time in the fridge and now don't know which one to use up first!!
The quandary of prioritising by best before date or amount left in the tub
About same amount left in both, My nephew came over made a bacon sandwich and opened a fresh tub! as you know the date runs out on these bastards so quickly. "
Butter doesn't come in tubs...that's half margarine...dump it all and get real butter |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Take it to your local laundry for a service wash and don't bother picking it up....
Round trip 10 miles...carbon footprint Dear boy
Ok wrap a dead body in it and leave it in the back lane
Are you volunteering to be said body
Hey honcho it's not my problem.....
People would pay vast sums of money to own my used bedding
After you've taken the cobwebs off "
No fool....... they would clone my DNA and create a master race.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Take it to your local laundry for a service wash and don't bother picking it up....
Round trip 10 miles...carbon footprint Dear boy
Ok wrap a dead body in it and leave it in the back lane
Are you volunteering to be said body
Hey honcho it's not my problem.....
People would pay vast sums of money to own my used bedding
After you've taken the cobwebs off
No fool....... they would clone my DNA and create a master race.... "
Could do a mistress race off mine |
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"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.
Did the they take it? Did they hell.
So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.
Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.
Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny
Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow? that's funny
You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you
After the trouble we trying rid ourselves of a giant dildo a duvet is child's play.
Can we forget the duvet just for a minute! I am more interested in how you got rid of the giant dildo? I'm guessing that car boot sales or generously donating to the local charity shop weren't options!
No, they weren't. I think the damn thing is still in a suitcase in the loft unless Mr N took it to the tip when we moved. Helpful fab forum contributors made some absolutely useless suggestions such as use it as a Christmas tree or put it in a really elderly ladies dustbin. "
I'm not quite sure if I'm hoping "Elderly ladies dustbin" is a euphemism or not!
And it definitely ain't butter if it's in a tub!
Do you know anyone good with a sewing machine? You could use your duvet to make a nice quilted onesie. Winter isn't far away and it could help save a fortune in heating bills!
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"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.
Did the they take it? Did they hell.
So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.
Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.
Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny
Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow? that's funny
You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you
After the trouble we trying rid ourselves of a giant dildo a duvet is child's play.
Can we forget the duvet just for a minute! I am more interested in how you got rid of the giant dildo? I'm guessing that car boot sales or generously donating to the local charity shop weren't options!
No, they weren't. I think the damn thing is still in a suitcase in the loft unless Mr N took it to the tip when we moved. Helpful fab forum contributors made some absolutely useless suggestions such as use it as a Christmas tree or put it in a really elderly ladies dustbin.
I'm not quite sure if I'm hoping "Elderly ladies dustbin" is a euphemism or not!
And it definitely ain't butter if it's in a tub!
Do you know anyone good with a sewing machine? You could use your duvet to make a nice quilted onesie. Winter isn't far away and it could help save a fortune in heating bills!
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"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.
Did the they take it? Did they hell.
So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.
Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.
Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny
Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow? that's funny
You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you
After the trouble we trying rid ourselves of a giant dildo a duvet is child's play.
Can we forget the duvet just for a minute! I am more interested in how you got rid of the giant dildo? I'm guessing that car boot sales or generously donating to the local charity shop weren't options!
No, they weren't. I think the damn thing is still in a suitcase in the loft unless Mr N took it to the tip when we moved. Helpful fab forum contributors made some absolutely useless suggestions such as use it as a Christmas tree or put it in a really elderly ladies dustbin.
I'm not quite sure if I'm hoping "Elderly ladies dustbin" is a euphemism or not!
And it definitely ain't butter if it's in a tub!
Do you know anyone good with a sewing machine? You could use your duvet to make a nice quilted onesie. Winter isn't far away and it could help save a fortune in heating bills!
Not after its been in the bin 3 times...cost more to get it cleaned now."
Do not try putting it in your washing machine at home, you'll end up terribly frustrated trying to keep it in long enough to close the washer door |
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"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.
Did the they take it? Did they hell.
So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.
Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.
Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny
Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow? that's funny
You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you
After the trouble we trying rid ourselves of a giant dildo a duvet is child's play.
Can we forget the duvet just for a minute! I am more interested in how you got rid of the giant dildo? I'm guessing that car boot sales or generously donating to the local charity shop weren't options!
No, they weren't. I think the damn thing is still in a suitcase in the loft unless Mr N took it to the tip when we moved. Helpful fab forum contributors made some absolutely useless suggestions such as use it as a Christmas tree or put it in a really elderly ladies dustbin.
I'm not quite sure if I'm hoping "Elderly ladies dustbin" is a euphemism or not!
And it definitely ain't butter if it's in a tub!
Do you know anyone good with a sewing machine? You could use your duvet to make a nice quilted onesie. Winter isn't far away and it could help save a fortune in heating bills!
Not after its been in the bin 3 times...cost more to get it cleaned now."
Suppose so! But you'll know what to do next time.
I had a pair of tartan bondage trousers in my youth. My mum hated them and one day put them in the dustbin. I took them out and put them on (rebel without a cause) to go to the pub. I didn't have a lot of luck that night |
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"im in a need to know space right now - did the binmen take it
They have been for household bin but not for recycling bin yet....pray for me "
haha on my knees i go -
im choring and only logging on to see if this has been taken #getalifegirly |
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"im in a need to know space right now - did the binmen take it
They have been for household bin but not for recycling bin yet....pray for me
haha on my knees i go -
im choring and only logging on to see if this has been taken #getalifegirly"
passes cushions for knees |
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My bin men have just surprised me, normally they are very strict and won't empty a bin if the isn't able to close and they send you a letter. But they have just emptied my neighbours bin that was overflowing with loose rubbish to the point the lid was at 45°, made a bit of a mess but all 3 bin men stopped to pick most of it up |
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"im in a need to know space right now - did the binmen take it
They have been for household bin but not for recycling bin yet....pray for me
haha on my knees i go -
im choring and only logging on to see if this has been taken #getalifegirly"
UPDATE!
The recycling binmen have been and my duvet is now on its way to the local recycling centre
So my cunning plan worked....off your knees and back to work |
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"im in a need to know space right now - did the binmen take it
They have been for household bin but not for recycling bin yet....pray for me
haha on my knees i go -
im choring and only logging on to see if this has been taken #getalifegirly
UPDATE!
The recycling binmen have been and my duvet is now on its way to the local recycling centre
So my cunning plan worked....off your knees and back to work "
Congratulations on your loss |
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"im in a need to know space right now - did the binmen take it
They have been for household bin but not for recycling bin yet....pray for me
haha on my knees i go -
im choring and only logging on to see if this has been taken #getalifegirly
UPDATE!
The recycling binmen have been and my duvet is now on its way to the local recycling centre
So my cunning plan worked....off your knees and back to work
Congratulations on your loss "
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"thank gawd
Ah but I have put a end to how to get shot off one for fabbers in the future eh your cunning young lady"
It's sorted on of life's mysteries...bin bags, hoover and parcel tape |
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"thank gawd
Ah but I have put a end to how to get shot off one for fabbers in the future eh your cunning young lady
It's sorted on of life's mysteries...bin bags, hoover and parcel tape "
ive gotten rid of so much stuff that way - well minus the hoover trick - |
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I always donate mine and any blankets to the pet rescue shelter. Gives me a happy knowing someone will sleep warm. And the animal rescue are always grateful for stuff like that.
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"thank gawd
Ah but I have put a end to how to get shot off one for fabbers in the future eh your cunning young lady
It's sorted on of life's mysteries...bin bags, hoover and parcel tape
ive gotten rid of so much stuff that way - well minus the hoover trick - "
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"I always donate mine and any blankets to the pet rescue shelter. Gives me a happy knowing someone will sleep warm. And the animal rescue are always grateful for stuff like that.
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All been covered on thread...too big for pet shelters and without washing it is would not give it to the homeless...and washing it is too expensive as my new duvet was a bargain £3 for a king size |
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"serious answer, would an animal shelter have any use for it for dog or cat bedding?
Yes. Also, often stables can use them as under rugs."
Said after the horse as bolted lol...but I never thought of that and my mate has a big equestrian centre. doh |
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"Bloody hell they are a nuisance to dispose off. Three weeks back I put it in the household rubbish bin..on the bottom with the rest of the rubbish on top.
Did the they take it? Did they hell.
So with that bin being small...the following week I put it in the larger recycle bin...on the bottom with other recycled stuff on top.
Did they take it? No I seen it tip and it didn't fully come out of the bloody bin so they stuffed it back in the bin.
Twats....but I've had a brainwave tonight....I've put the bugger in a thick bin bags. .then sucked all the air out off it with the hoover and sealed it up...so it is tiny
Do you think the bugger will be in the bin still tomorrow? that's funny
You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you
After the trouble we trying rid ourselves of a giant dildo a duvet is child's play.
Can we forget the duvet just for a minute! I am more interested in how you got rid of the giant dildo? I'm guessing that car boot sales or generously donating to the local charity shop weren't options!why not pmsl the look on some old woman face wud be priceless "
They get first choice of items, so she may have had a big smile on her face as she wrapped it, to take home later |
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