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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Now I know alot of us have encountered timewasters during our swinging life.Without of course,naming and shaming,and due to the fact I have a streaming cold and want cheering up,have any of you any examples of bizarre or hilarious excuses for a no show?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Um had a meet planned for a while, then all of a sudden the guys long lost brother who he hadn't seen in months suddenly turned up out of the blue. OK, fair enough, this was at 9 in the morning. Meet wasn't planned until evening.
Next one, was staying in a hotel. A guy messaged me. Great! Chatted he agreed to pop over for a drink. Never turned up. Then he messaged to say that as he was leaving to meet me, his friend had a seizure and he had to look after him. I hope to god that wasn't true, because I'd be in that handcart to hell for laughing.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Um had a meet planned for a while, then all of a sudden the guys long lost brother who he hadn't seen in months suddenly turned up out of the blue. OK, fair enough, this was at 9 in the morning. Meet wasn't planned until evening.
Next one, was staying in a hotel. A guy messaged me. Great! Chatted he agreed to pop over for a drink. Never turned up. Then he messaged to say that as he was leaving to meet me, his friend had a seizure and he had to look after him. I hope to god that wasn't true, because I'd be in that handcart to hell for laughing.
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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His exhaust fell off.
He wasn't lying, it actually did. So instead of a couples meet I went on my own and had an MFF. I sent him picture updates to entertain him as he sat at home waiting for his courtesy car though; I'm nice like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had arranged to meet a couple. She texted to say her granddad had died and she didn't feel up to meeting.
Few minutes later he mailed to say they were looking forward to it.
They clearly hadn't got their stories straight.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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one yeah they said their grandma is ill suddenly n they say their taking her to hospital they were really sorry for messing up with me n I said okay n the next day they got verification n I checked n I even message the guy asked him to make sure n he said yes he met them at his place in can't stop loughing why say that I never talked to them but if they are reading this shame on them what happened to honesty I would been okay if they said sorry we can't come we got some one closeto us in would say no problem enjoy it xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On a vanilla date she cried off because she had to feed her Dad's pigeons  "
How long exactly does it take to feed pidgeons?Dont you just thrown a bucket of corn and hope for the best? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On a vanilla date she cried off because she had to feed her Dad's pigeons
How long exactly does it take to feed pidgeons?Dont you just thrown a bucket of corn and hope for the best? "
No, That what I do on a meet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On a vanilla date she cried off because she had to feed her Dad's pigeons
How long exactly does it take to feed pidgeons?Dont you just thrown a bucket of corn and hope for the best?
No, That what I do on a meet. "
My cold is feeling better! |
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We had an awesome one.
Couple here, we messaged a bit, added them to friends, exchanged kiks, chatted etc.
Started to make plans to meet and the guy (who we were making the plans with) just stopped responding. Our messages were read and the profile went online often.
I Messaged often (like an idiot lol) greeting them, asking them if they were OK, etc...
Finally after a while I just messaged and told them I guessed they aren't interested so we won't keep messaging and bothering them.
Immediately get a message back saying that things have been tough and he has been unable to go online. Because his computer was broken and his phone had been on silent and he never looks at the screen when he unlocks it so never saw my message notifications
This confused me since kik is on mobile phones and it said he had read all my messages. Also I had seen the profile had been online often and the "never checking notifications" thing... I don't know.
Would have appreciated an honest "couldn't be bothered" or simply "not interested"
When I said that perhaps we could get in touch when they weren't going through so much stress we were told "suit yourself"
Weird one. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had arranged to meet a couple. She texted to say her granddad had died and she didn't feel up to meeting.
Few minutes later he mailed to say they were looking forward to it.
They clearly hadn't got their stories straight. "
Honestly!One needs a very good memory to be a liar! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We had an awesome one.
Couple here, we messaged a bit, added them to friends, exchanged kiks, chatted etc.
Started to make plans to meet and the guy (who we were making the plans with) just stopped responding. Our messages were read and the profile went online often.
I Messaged often (like an idiot lol) greeting them, asking them if they were OK, etc...
Finally after a while I just messaged and told them I guessed they aren't interested so we won't keep messaging and bothering them.
Immediately get a message back saying that things have been tough and he has been unable to go online. Because his computer was broken and his phone had been on silent and he never looks at the screen when he unlocks it so never saw my message notifications
This confused me since kik is on mobile phones and it said he had read all my messages. Also I had seen the profile had been online often and the "never checking notifications" thing... I don't know.
Would have appreciated an honest "couldn't be bothered" or simply "not interested"
When I said that perhaps we could get in touch when they weren't going through so much stress we were told "suit yourself"
Weird one."
Theres nowt so queer as folk as the saying goes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Daughter had been involved in a crash.
Car window had been smashed over night.
Got called into work.
Lodger around.
Goldfish needed to go to the dentist (ok....I made that one up)"
The gdfish 1 is original |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The no show wasent strange as such. Got called into work.
It was when they messages me on fab 3 hours or so later seeing I wanted a meet cause the guy she was txting had let her down (meaning me) 
That was comedy gold |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The no show wasent strange as such. Got called into work.
It was when they messages me on fab 3 hours or so later seeing I wanted a meet cause the guy she was txting had let her down (meaning me)
That was comedy gold "
Unfortunately my no shows simply haven't bothered to let me know - a crap excuse is better than ghosting!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got stung on the lip by a jellyfish a few days before a planned meet, it was realy swollen and didn t look very appealing so I sent a photo to the lady I was meeting and we decided to postpone to another time, was realy gutted |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got stung on the lip by a jellyfish a few days before a planned meet, it was realy swollen and didn t look very appealing so I sent a photo to the lady I was meeting and we decided to postpone to another time, was realy gutted "
Not into watersport? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got stung on the lip by a jellyfish a few days before a planned meet, it was realy swollen and didn t look very appealing so I sent a photo to the lady I was meeting and we decided to postpone to another time, was realy gutted
Not into watersport?"
Didn't know what it was untill I when to the pharmacy as I didn't see anything whilst swimming |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The no show wasent strange as such. Got called into work.
It was when they messages me on fab 3 hours or so later seeing I wanted a meet cause the guy she was txting had let her down (meaning me)
That was comedy gold
Unfortunately my no shows simply haven't bothered to let me know - a crap excuse is better than ghosting! "
That was rarther strange. I think I'd of preferd it if she did ghost me rarther than make herself sound like a crazy lady |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
Had a guy say that I'd had such a good meet on the Tues with another guy that he didn't think I'd want to meet him on Thurs, so he cancelled, same guy suddenly had a friend to stay on a previous occasion on the day of the meet, and no, I didn't give him a third chance despite his efforts lol |
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